Should I stop beating my Girlfriend?

After all these years I still don't own SWAC and I STILL ship CHANNY/STEMI

Chad went to his conference wearing his casual clothes and his smug smirk.

People had been asking where Sonny have been, because its been weeks since they've seen the couple together and there are no updates about their relationship status, its like they're playing blackout and its been driving their fans crazy!

The fans demanded a conference because of Chad's last tweet. It was in all capital letters. SHOULD I STOP BEATING HER?

"Mr. Cooper, where's Sonny?" Chad stood in front of the crowd and replied nothing but a chuckle

"Did you beat Ms. Munroe?"

"Chad what was your last tweet all about"

"What are you doing to the girl?!" Angry shouts were given to Chad and he did nothing but raise his right hand, everybody was quiet and so eager to hear his reply

"People" Chad said there was this moment of suspense as Chad eyes everyone that came in his public conference

"Should I stop beating my Girlfriend?" Everybody shouted and was ready to rally until Hollywood's bad boy raised his hands again

"I keep absolutely destroying her like four times a week. Afterwards she locks herself in the bathroom and cries. One time she cried for 3 hours, I am getting sick of this but she keeps asking me to play Halo against her and she takes it really seriously. Should I let her win?"

Everybody stared at Chad they all stared at him until it all sink into them and before they could reply, he was laughing very hard, sitting at his car "You should've seen your faces! Peace out suckers!" and he began to drive away

I don't own the "Should I stop beating my girlfriend" bit but I do own the plot, I like just saw the post in Yahoo and this came into my mind )

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