"So...let me get this straight" Tsunade said, pointing to Ino.
"You performed a Shintenshin, but messed it up?"
"Yup"
"...and now your stuck in Narutos body?"
"Yup"
"..and now Narutos mind..." she said, pointing to the almost empty seat next to her.
Her eye twitched.
"...is in a potplant?"
Silence.
"Oak" Ino mumbled.
Tsunade narrowed her eyes.
"What did you say?"
Ino looked sheepish. "It's an Oak plant, not a pot-"
"Shutup! Go to the corner!"
Silence.
Ino looked up, startled. "What?".
"Corner! Sit there and think about what you've done."
Head down, she dragged her chair to the nearest corner and sat down facing it, pouting.
"You don't have to be so mea-" Ino started. "Not a word!" Tsunade yelled back "Don't make me give you a time out!"
At that, Ino promptly shutup and continued to stare at the corner.
"Okay, now that's taken care of, we can get down to fixing this" she directed her attention to the potplant in the chair next to where Ino just was.
"How do you feel Naruto?" Tsunade asked the potplant, smiling reassuringly.
The potplant did nothing.
"I know this is difficult, but please Naruto, we need to undo this jutsu. How do you feel?" she continued to smile.
The potplant did nothing.
Her smile faded.
"Damnit Naruto don't ignore me!". She stood up in a threatening manner and glared.
The potplant did nothing.
"Uh I don't think he can hear yo-" Ino tried, before being cut off.
"What did I say Yamanaka? What did I say? Not a word! This is between me and Naruto, one more interruption and you'll stay there for a week!".
As Ino curled in on herself and whimpered, Tsunade directed her attention back on the potplant.
"As you were saying, Naruto?" she said, smiling.
The potplant did nothing.
One of those cute irritation marks appeared on Tsunades forehead as she let off a frustrated scream. "That's it, I've had enough!" Walking around her desk, she picked up the potplant and thrust it into Inos arms, making the girl 'Eeep' in suprise.
"You two are not to move until..." she glared sharply at the potplant, "...Naruto starts talking. Do I make myself clear?".
Swallowing loudly, Ino, despite herself, heard a meek 'Yes, Tsunade-sama' escape her lips and immediately slapped her hand over her mouth.
As Tsunade left the room, Ino relaxed visibly and gave a huge sigh of relief. That was, until Tsunade slammed the door with such force that Ino dropped Naruto and heard a crunch.
Soil shot everywhere.
"Sweet mother of crap"
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Hehe. I find the thought of Tsunade yelling at a potplant humourous for so many reasons.
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