OH, OH, OOOOOOH! This is just perfect! Literally, before I saw the new Chibi episode I was watching Ash vs. Evil Dead, the day before I got back into some of my black metal music. This is going to be fun, dark, and campy as if Raimi himself made it, have fun and praise Salem.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!"
Ruby squealed in delight as they finally managed to get everything right for their road trip. She looked around as she went over her checklist, running around the RV like a merry crack addict. She snuck up on Yang, only one of their friend group who had a license, and caused her to nearly swerve off the road. "Yang, check!"
The blonde groaned as her sister went to continue checking, "Next time no more cookies before breakfast, Ruby!" Only reply she got back was, "Sorry-can't-hear-you!" She dashed to a sleeping heiress and booped her nose, causing her to grumble and swat at the air like a cat. Speaking of which, Blake was sat across from Weiss and reading 'How to Deal With Your Hyper Child'. Given they'll be secluded she was without her bow, Ruby rushed over and gave her a scratch behind the kitty ears. "Check and check! Team RWBY is accounted for!"
The monochrome faunus rolled her eyes, "Forgetting something?"
Ruby put her hand on her chin, "Hmmmmmmmm, I don't think so. Got our hiking boots, spare clothes, bug repellant, sleeping bags, flashlight, Barret M2 Sniper rounds, hand grenades, bowie knife, aaaaaaand Sunblock SPF-78!" She held up a bottle that had Sun Wukong on the front, bare-chested as always and wearing aviator shades. Blake thanked Oum on high they didn't invite Team SSSN, she sighed as she looked at her leader than to those behind her.
"Um... what about us...?"
Ruby turned to see Team JNPR, at least J-R as Nora was sticking her head out the window and Pyrrha was riding shotgun with Yang. Jaune held back his tears while Ren was stoic as ever, "You know... Good ole JNPR! Not like we're... secondary characters or anything.." He scratched the back of his head. Ruby nodded, giving Jaune a quick hug, "I'm sorry, Jaune! Just I'm so excited! I can't believe Uncle Qrow managed to get us a cabin for Eostre break! Every time Yang and I try planning something like this it all goes wrong!"
If Blake had a tail it'd be on end as she flashed back to the Xiao-Long sisters' 'girl night', So much death... Her miniscule leader brought her back to the present.
"But I'm positive that nothing will go wrong this time!" The Cute Reaper smiled, giving Jaune another hug.
Yang yelled back, "Yo, 5 minutes till we're there!"
Ruby kept shaking, and by extension Jaune was too, this is gonna be the best weekend EVER!
A few kilometers away
"Why are we out here again?"
Mercury was pissed, wanting to spend the day either sleeping or playing videogames but nooooo. Today they just had to go to work, they just had to go out in the middle of nowhere just digging around, and they just HAD to be in the one place with no reception. Least I get to see that Fall booty in shorts...
His fiery mentor slapped him upside the head, despising it as much as he was given the amount of insects attacking her. "Because, you silvery doorstop, we need to find something crucial to our plans out here." She was just talking out her ass, only Salem knows why she had to drag her two henchman out to the middle of bumfuck woods.
Earlier that week
Tyrian stared in amazement, this was the first time he ever saw his Mistress.. No, his Goddess, in such a worried state. She was currently tearing apart the entire castle looking for what she described as a very 'important' book but he has yet to even hear a legend about said book. He would be very disappointed if he could hear her thoughts.
"Dammit! Where'd I leave my diary?!" She emptied the contents of her bedstand drawer, finding only her Ozpin plushie. "FUCK!"
Oh I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait. Ciao everyone!