Disclaimer: I'm only going to say this once. And then I'll repeat it at the end of the story. No, I do not own Harry Potter. I haven't come up with an imfamous plot to kidnap JK Rowling and force her to allow me to buy all rights of him. It worked for Micheal Jackson when he bought all rights to the Beatles! I'll figure something out when I get my plot.

Reaka: I am back from the dead! I've had absolutely no inspiration to even get a fic written. This was inspired by a dream that I had a few weeks ago, so I'm going to actually take that dream and put it to good use. Here's the first chapter!

If There were no (Blank) in Hogwarts

It was another nice day in Hogwarts. The students filed into the Great Hall to their seats for breakfast. Harry and Ron wiped the sleep from their eyes as they sat down. Hermione was already waiting for them, scrawling away at the last bit of homework.

Albus Dumbledore stood up, and the room of students and professors went silent.

" Good morning students," said Dumbledore. " I have a special announcement to make. In celebration of the end of the school year, I've decided to make a sort of essay contest. The topic shall be, " If there was no (blank) in Hogwarts." The student that can come up with the best one will be exempt from the exams and earn their house 500 points. Professors are more than welcome to enter the contest too. If they win, they get a 100 Galleon raise. Any questions?"

Hermione Granger raised her hand.

" Professor Dumbledore," she said. " How will the winner be determined?"

" By a vote from the student and staff vote," Dumbledore explained. " Students will come up to read their essays. While they're reading there will be a movie-like screen behind them. The image that we get from reading the essays will determine where everyone's votes will go. Then we vote, and we pick the top three."

" But we can't read the same essays again," Hermione said.

" That is true, we can't," Dumbledore agreed, " So we shall do what's expected of us and do karaoke for the top three." (AN: I'm going cliche, I know. But what the hell? There's a lot of songs I'd like people to sing.)

Some of the students, which had old cow voices, groaned at the thought of another karaoke contest.

" How many karaoke contests is this now?" Ron asked.

" It's not a karaoke contest," Hermione corrected. " It's an essay contest. The karaoke's for the top three."

Harry and Ron nodded. They really didn't care. Contest or not, people still had to sing, and they were still forced to listen to them.

" Now then," Dumbledore said. " Classes, for today, have been cancelled so that students and staff have time to write their essays. I suggest that you all find a song too, so that way incase you're on the top three, you're prepared. All essays must be turned in before midnight, and they will be read starting at noon tomorrow. There will be breaks every three hours so you don't have to suffer. Now, happy writing!"

Suddenly Draco shot up his hand.

" Do we have a limit on whatever we pick to make disappear from Hogwarts?" he asked. " Could we even say if there wasn't a person in Hogwarts? Or no sex? Or anything like that?"

" No limits," Dumbledore answered. " Be as creative as you want. Now have fun!"

The students were dismissed to start writing their essays.

Reaka: There's your start. I'm very open to suggestions as well, so you can go right ahead and suggest away! See you next chapter!