Truth About Fairy Tail
Yo, I haven't updated anything in a while, so I decided to make this. You could consider it a troll short fanfic story if you like, but I just decided to make this.
Now presenting the 'Truth About Fairy Tail'.
"Natsu! Natsu! Give me money, I love using you!" Lucy whined like a little bitch as usual, waiting for Natsu to just hand the money to her.
"Ok Lucy, Nakama power is everything!" Natsu told her with a retarded smile, handing over the money as usual.
A bang was heard outside.
"Omigod Natsu! What is that?!" Lucy yelled in fear, hiding behind her slave.
"It's those guys who tried to take you again like last time! Let's beat them!" Natsu told her getting 'fired up'.
"Hnnng," Natsu groaned in pain, face-planted on the rough ground, dirt being shoved down his throat.
"You gonna give up yet Salamander?" The man asked Natsu, smirking evily.
"No! Us Fairy Tail people never give up! Because we are Nakama, and Nakama is everything! Now I'm all fired up!" Natsu yelled angrily, getting ready to punch the man in the face.
Running towards him, the guy stepped aside and held out his hands in a stopping motion.
"Woah, woah, woah! I know how this goes..." The man began, while Natsu stared at him questioningly.
"You go ahead and you guys are just about to lose, and then you know what happens? You guys get a bullshit powerup and win by 'Nakama power', like remember how after those seven years you guys came back and got a shit powerup to win the Grand Magic Games because the crap Fairy Tail writer was too lazy to even train you guys? And what the fuck is that shit, winning by one point? Anyways, back to 'nakama power', this might as well be a fucking My Little Pony anime." The guy finished, huffing and puffing.
Natsu just shrugged and punched him in the face.
"Fairy Tail never loses! Nakama power for the win #NakamaPower!" Natsu yelled in victory.
"Natsu! Natsu! I'm gonna cry like a little bitch now! Gimmie more money please!"