Princess Mononoke Outtakes
A/N-I've been watching it and thought about some outtakes. These might not be the best but they're the best I've got. Here you go. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Scene where Princess Mononoke is in Irontown and has fallen off the roof. She gets up and jumps on Gonza's face.
She jumps on his face once and slips to the ground.
Mononoke: Oops. Sorry.
Director: That's the eleventh time!
Medic: He's got a broken nose and a swollen eye.
Director: Great! Just great! throws hands up-
That's the 5th extra!
Scene where Princess Mononoke has Ashitaka's blade at his throat. We're
at the "you're beautiful" part.
Ashitaka: You're.......... beautiful.
-struggles to hold a straight face-
Mononoke: Hey! I see that! You want me to really slit your throat?!
Ashitaka: -bursts out laughing-
Mononoke: -sweat drop-
Director: (in exasperated tones) CUT!
(grumbles) The third time! THE THIRD TIME!
Scene where Mononoke drags Ashitaka onto the Forest Spirit's island.
Mononoke: You are very......
-Yakul starts to walk towards the island-
Mononoke:Hey! What is he doing?!
-Yakul gets close to the island and suddenly starts to spasm. He jumps
back. He approaches the island again and, again, spasms.-
Director: Somebody get him, please, before he kills himself on the
invisifence!
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Scene where the men in boar skins are surrounding Okkoto.
-One of the men sneezes and collapses.-
Man: Sorry, allergies!
-Rest of men snicker.-
Man: Hey! I'm not deaf ya know!
-Men continue to laugh.-
-Man throws off skin.-
Man: I quit! (Grumbles as he stomps off)- talk to my agent about allergy
commercials. Get me some work there.
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Scene where Lady Eboshi shoots the head of the Forest Spirit while he's
on the lake.
Forest Spirit: -shakes head- Wow! That hurt more than I thought it would.
Boy! -shakes head again- Ouch.
-Ashitaka tries to keep a straight face.
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Scene where that black bubble is coming out of the Forest Spirit's body.
-You can see hands holding the bubble up.-
Director: Hey! We can see your hands!
Man holding bubble up: Shoulda thought about that before you decided to
do the movie cheap now shouldn't ya?
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A/N-I've been watching it and thought about some outtakes. These might not be the best but they're the best I've got. Here you go. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Scene where Princess Mononoke is in Irontown and has fallen off the roof. She gets up and jumps on Gonza's face.
She jumps on his face once and slips to the ground.
Mononoke: Oops. Sorry.
Director: That's the eleventh time!
Medic: He's got a broken nose and a swollen eye.
Director: Great! Just great! throws hands up-
That's the 5th extra!
Scene where Princess Mononoke has Ashitaka's blade at his throat. We're
at the "you're beautiful" part.
Ashitaka: You're.......... beautiful.
-struggles to hold a straight face-
Mononoke: Hey! I see that! You want me to really slit your throat?!
Ashitaka: -bursts out laughing-
Mononoke: -sweat drop-
Director: (in exasperated tones) CUT!
(grumbles) The third time! THE THIRD TIME!
Scene where Mononoke drags Ashitaka onto the Forest Spirit's island.
Mononoke: You are very......
-Yakul starts to walk towards the island-
Mononoke:Hey! What is he doing?!
-Yakul gets close to the island and suddenly starts to spasm. He jumps
back. He approaches the island again and, again, spasms.-
Director: Somebody get him, please, before he kills himself on the
invisifence!
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Scene where the men in boar skins are surrounding Okkoto.
-One of the men sneezes and collapses.-
Man: Sorry, allergies!
-Rest of men snicker.-
Man: Hey! I'm not deaf ya know!
-Men continue to laugh.-
-Man throws off skin.-
Man: I quit! (Grumbles as he stomps off)- talk to my agent about allergy
commercials. Get me some work there.
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Scene where Lady Eboshi shoots the head of the Forest Spirit while he's
on the lake.
Forest Spirit: -shakes head- Wow! That hurt more than I thought it would.
Boy! -shakes head again- Ouch.
-Ashitaka tries to keep a straight face.
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Scene where that black bubble is coming out of the Forest Spirit's body.
-You can see hands holding the bubble up.-
Director: Hey! We can see your hands!
Man holding bubble up: Shoulda thought about that before you decided to
do the movie cheap now shouldn't ya?
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