Title: Naughty Naughty Showers
Age Rating: M
Summary: Sirius is 'drunk' and decides to make a mess all over him and Remus so they decide to take a shower.
Disclaimer: I wish I could own these two. But unfortunately, I don't. :(
Remus was sitting in the dormitory, reading a book on a rather complex algorithm for Arithmancy. He studied the page for the umpteenth time before he looked up, having heard the door to the dormitory open, revealing a rather drunken Sirius Black.
"Mooony~" the raven haired boy slurred.
Remus sighed, looking up at his friend.
"Look at you, Padfoot. You've gotten yourself drunk again," he scolded, frowning.
"'M not drunk!" the other retorted, pouncing on the auburn haired boy, causing the firewhiskey he had in his hands spill all over the two.
"Sirius! Look what you did!" Remus shouted in surprise and annoyance.
"Oopsie. Guess we have to take a *hic* shower."
Remus seemed reluctant, but sighed.
"Fine, we'll take a shower."
In the bathroom, Remus had managed to rid Sirius of his robes but was having difficulty getting him to remove the rest.
"What is your problem, Padfoot?" he asked irritably.
"You have to be undressed first!" pouted the other.
Sirius crawled over to him and began to unbutton his shirt, though taking his time and looking as though he were trying to seduce the shorter boy.
"Why me?"
"'Cause you're too cute to stay clothed."
Remus blushed at his comment.
"Shut up, you're drunk."
"Who said I was?"
Sirius pushed the prefect into the nearest stall, pressing kisses down his neck. Remus moaned, surprised but not reluctant.
"Mmm... Sirius..."
He tried, feebly, to push him away. The raven haired boy took this as an invitation to lean in for a deep and passionate kiss. Remus kissed back just as fiercely, allowing the other's tongue push past his lips and into his mouth, caressing and suckling the other muscle. Moaning loudly, the werewolf brought his hands up into Sirius' hair, tangling his fingers in the messy locks.
"Looks like you're enjoying this profusely," he noticed, palming the front of Remus' trousers.
The shorter boy groaned with need and arousal, urging the raven haired boy to strip him completely. The prefect's shirt was tossed onto the tile, along with his pants and underwear, leaving him naked and hard in front of Sirius.
"Padfoot... please," the other pleaded.
"Please what?" he whispered into Remus' ear.
"Fuck me."
Sirius grinned and began to remove his own remaining clothing, rutting against the werewolf and eliciting moans of pleasure from him.
"DON'T STOP ME NOW~! CAUSE I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME! HAVING A- HOLY MERLIN'S BALLS!" came the shocked cry from James Potter, having just walked into the bathroom.
"Dear god, Prongs, you chose the wrong time to waltz in here singing Muggle rock songs," growled Sirius, glaring at his bespectacled friend.
James stared wide eyed at the two before running out of the room and screamed something along the lines of: "MY POOR POOR VIRGIN AND VERY STRAIGHT EYES!"
Remus let out a shaky breath that sounded a lot like a laugh into Sirius' shoulder.
"Well, are we going to finish what we started? Or am I going to have to wank myself silly in my own bed?" he asked.
The raven haired boy smirked and began to snog the shorter boy like there was no tomorrow.
A/N: Sorry if it sucked, I got bored and decided to write this little one shot. It's not exactly smut, but it's still enough to be rated M right? Please do R&R and stuff, tell me what I did wrong. This is my first fanfiction that is this intimate between the puppies. So no hate please. c: