Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto or any of its characters, but I own the right to dream on!

Warning: This has EVERY Akatsuki member there was, including Orochimaru much to my dismay, but I cant let meh friends down!

There was alot of comotion in the Akatsuki headquarters, well, more than usual. Zetsu camein holding a small boy. He looked half crushed and his left eye was missing. You'd think he'd be dead by how pale he was from blood loss. Everyone except Itachi was throwing questions at Zetsu. "Where the hell did you find that thing?" Hidan questioned, blocking Zetsu's way to his room. Zetsu growled and kicked the priest out of the way. Kakuzu quickly followed Zetsu after seeing the boy's mangled body, and closed the door to Zetsu's room.

After 8 horrible hours of sewing and bolting, the two finished working on the boy. They put a patch over his left missing eye, to hide it from anyone with a weak stomach, and to keep any foreign objects out of the socket.

"Why did you want to save him, and where did you find him?" Kakuzu questioned while covering the boy with a blanket.

"He was under a few big rocks...err... boulders. More than likely a cave in occured. And I wanted a snack."

"So I did all of this work for nothing!? Just so you could have a whole "snack"!?" Kakuzu roared, grabbing the boy and leaving the cannable's room. Kakuzu then headed straight for the leader's office. "LEADER! Here is the source of all the comotion form earlier." Kakuzu growled and set the uncounsious boy in the chair and left as fast as he came. Konan walked over to the small form slouched over in the chair and stared at him. His face seemed cute, but the stitches, cuts, and gashes almost proved it wrong.

"What am I to do with him?" Konan asked, resting her hand on the side of the boy's face. Pein watched as Konan picked the boy up slowly and carefully. She held him and fixed his head so it rested on her shoulder. Pein only shrugged. "Whatever you want Konan-Kun." Konan seemed almost pleased with that responc. She smiled at Pein, whom in return, smiled back. "Can we keep him? Just until you decide what action is best?" she asked, stroking the boy's head. Pein nodded and stood up from his office chair. He had an EXTREMELY huge soft spot for his lover Konan. He hugged her and examined the little body in her arms.

"He looks as if he's been chewed up and spit out." Pein chuckled. "Lets get him cleaned up."

Pein waited until 10 pm, which was just 1 hour, to go help Konan with the boy. He wanted to make sure there would be NO disturbances, such as Akatsuki members needing somehting or, for example, Kakuzu's suprise "gift". He went to the back of his office to where the door to his and Konan's room was. He went in and quietly closed the door. He loked at Konan, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, craddling the boy and murmering, possibly talking to him?

"You're getting awefully attached arent you?" Pein observed. Konan smiled.

"I'm just parenting." Konan laughed softly and rocked the boy a little. "I wonder when he'll wake up." Konan added with a smile. Pein looked at the boy, then he noticed some things protruding from his left arm and both legs. Konan hugged the boy closely, bringing Pein back from his examining.

"You know that he's going to be in some extreme pain when he wakes up.."he noted. Konan nodded, and looked at the bolts that Pein seemed baffled about. "But he is going to wake up eventually." Konan added, running her fingers through the boy's soft, black, spikey hair.

"Well, lets clean him up like we said we would." Pein reminded himelf and Konan. They went into their bathroomand began to strip the boy of his blood soaked clothing. They did this slowly and carefully, so they would not hurt the boy, even though he was uncounsious. Konan managed his shirt off and winced when she saw his skin: it was cut up and stitches were abundant. A few of his ribs seemed to be crooked. His right arm looked mangaled and broken. So the bolts were the only thing holding this poor boy togather.

Pein was working the boy's shoes off his broken (more like flatened) feet. Pein, too, winced, which was rare. Then he and Konan began to pull the boy's pants off. They stopped as soon as they heard a popping sound. Thankfully, it was only a pop like anyone else could like with nuckles. Pein didnt want to risk it, so he pulled out a kunai from his cloak and proceeded cutting the boy's pants off. Finally, he was stripped and the two akatsuki members proceeded to wash him off with a wet cloth. They then dressed him in a large white T-shirt and put one of Pein's pants on him.

"He looks alot better without blood covering him." Konan observed as she gently set the boy on on the bed. Pein nodded in agreement. Konan and Pein took off their cloaks and lay down on the bed, with the new boy laying between them.

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Well, thats it for Ch.1. I hope you liked it. Please, no flames but PLEASE!!! send a comment or something. Give me ideas how to make it better!