Okay! This is my first story on I may not update very much cause it takes me forever to do anything! Um...That's about it, I guess.
Summary: Ino found out that the Rookie Nine and Team Gai were gonna do a play so she decided to drag Shikamaru and Chouji over there with her. Mainly ShikaIno
Pairings: ShikaIno, SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, KakaAnko, KureAsu
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, no matter how much I want to. I own this plot. That is all.
"What is this?" the blonde girl asked, obviously confused. Bored lazy black eyes moved from the paper that everyone seemed to have, to the bright blue eyes that remind him of the sky. "What does it look like, Ino?" The sky glared at him. Ino glared at him too. Wait a sec…
Did the sky just glare at me?
"I have a bad feeling about this. What a drag," Shikamaru mumbled. "Hey, guys!! Did you hear?! We're gonna do a play!!!" Everyone turned to see an orange dot. "That's why it wasn't that loud," Chouji said. Ino nodded.
"I'm not doing it." The two turned to Mr. Pineapple Head. "Why not, Shikamaru? It looks like fun!" Shikamaru sighed and looked up at the sky. "Key word: LOOKS." Ino turned to the guy with the bottomless stomach. "Are you going to try it, Chouji?" Chouji stopped eating long enough to say, "Yeah."
Ino turned back to Shikamaru. "See! Chouji's trying out! You should too!" Shikamaru turned to glare at her. "If I try out, will you shut up?" Ino smiled. "Yeah! Now, come on! The tryouts are in a few minutes! If we don't leave now, we'll be late!!" She grabbed her teammates' arms and ran off toward the academy, where the auditions were being held.
3 minutes later, the trio arrived at the academy. The two guys of the team were breathing heavily. "Ino," Shikamaru said suspisiously. "Did you drink Starbucks this morning?" Ino looked at him innocently. "Now, why would you think that?" "Dammit Ino! I told you, no more Starbucks! I mean it! It's bad enough when you're normal but when you drink Starbucks you're just so troublesome!!" Chouji and Ino stared at him in amazement. "OMG Shikamaru yelled for the first time! We need to celebrate! Chouji, get some food while I get the decorations! Our little Shikamaru-kun is growing up!" Shikamaru glared at her. "Don't we have to do the auditions?" Chouji asked, hungry since he ran out of food. Ino's eyes widened. "Nooooooooooo!!!!!!! We're gonna be late!!!!!" And with that said, she took her teammates' arms once again and ran inside the academy.
"Is there anybody else that wants to be in the play?" "WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "SHUT UP!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE DEAF IN ONE EAR!!!!!!!!!!!"
Know who yelled? Yep. You guessed it. Ino was the first one and Shikamaru was the second. Man, are they loud or what?
Kakashi stared at them with his one eye for a few seconds then said, "Okay then! Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Chouji, you are added to the list. Now that everyone's here, we, meaning the senseis, will decide who shall be who. While we do this, you guys can...I dunno, go eat or somethin'." Then Kakashi walked away. Naruto immediately went over to Shino. Everybody stared. Hey, Naruto was the most unpredictable ninja. They wanted to know what he was gonna do.
"Shino. Can I ask you a question?" Shino didn't even acknowledge his presence so Sakura said, "You already did." Naruto turned to her. "I did?" Sakura was used to his stupidity. "Yes." He turned back to Shino. "I'll ask you my other question then. Why do you wear sunglasses all the time?" Everyone sweatdropped at him. "The sun hates me," Shino answered, surprising everyone. "Really? Why?" Shino turned to Naruto. "I don't know! I asked her why but she just glared at me!!" Shino fell to his knees crying. Hinata had come over and tried to console him with the help of Naruto. "'She'?" Shikamaru asked. "The sun is a female?" Ino rolled her eyes. "Well, duh! Every girl knows it! A few guys do, too. And I thought you were smart, Shikamaru-kun..." Ino shook her head and walked off to help Hinata and Naruto. All the guys stared at her.
The senseis walked out to find Shino sobbing about the sun hating him, Ino, Hinata, and Naruto trying to console him, the rest of the guys talking to each other about how the sun could have a gender, much less be a female, and Sakura and Tenten reading tarot cards to find out what Sakura's relationship with Sasuke will be in the future and the problems with it now. Asuma coughed. Everyone turned to him. He kept coughing. Kurenai started pounding on his back. Asuma coughed some more and out came...his cigar! Everyone backed away from it.
"Anyways," Kakashi said. "we have figured out who shall be who! It is on this list!" Kakashi held up a huge piece of paper that came out of nowhere and put it where everyone can see. It said:
Queen:
Tenten
King:
Hyuuga Neji
Fairy Godmother:
Haruno Sakura
Fairy Godfather:
Uchiha Sasuke
Stepfather:
Aburame Shino
Stepbrother #1:
Inuzuka Kiba
Stepbrother #2:
Rock Lee
Anouncer Person/Messenger:
Akimichi Chouji
King's Sister:
Hyuuga Hinata
King's Sister's Husband:
Uzumaki Naruto
Princess:
Yamanaka Ino
One Who Marries Princess:
Nara Shikamaru
When everyone saw who they were and who everyone else was, they started talking. "Hah! I'm the first stepbrother! And you're the second!" Kiba said to Lee. "Nooooo! Neji, my youthful rival, is a youthful king! While I am just a youthful stepbrother! The only youthful thing about that is I have more youthful lines than he does! He is of higher youth! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Three guesses who.
Hinata just stared at the huge piece of paper. King's Sister: Hyuuga Hinata. King's Sister's Husband: Uzumaki Naruto. was all she saw and thought. "Oi! Hinata! Did you see?! I'm your husband!!!" Hinata took one look at him and fainted. Naruto ran and caught her before she hit the ground. "Oh my gosh!!! Hinata!!!!! Are you okay?!"
Poor Naruto didn't realize she was unconcious.
Sakura walked over to Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun! You're the fairy godfather! Hahahahaha!!!" Sasuke glared at the pink haired girl. "Well, you're the fairy godmother." Sakura just kept on laughing. "I just can't see you as a fairy-" Sakura cut herself off by laughing. She had just imagined Sasuke with a pink tutu and wings on and was on a wire, 'flying'. She started pointing at Sasuke while laughing. Sasuke raised an eyebrow. The hell is her problem? he thought and walked away.
Now, we go on to poor, poor Shino.
"Why does everyone hate me?!?!" Shino was yelling while sobbing. Tenten was trying to console him. All alone. Without help. "Um...Shino's bugs? Could you help me?" Tenten asked the bugs. A bug came out and shook its head. "I'm asking nicely. Please?" It shook its head again. "Dammit, you stupid little bug! If you don't help me," Tenten took out so many weapons and scrolls, its not even funny. Tenten didn't get to finish her sentence because the bugs had started consoling Shino. He was already calming down. You know what? I just realized something. This is Naruto's fault. Note to self: destroy Naruto.
Yay! It's time for Shikamaru and Ino!! Say hi, Shikamaru and Ino!!
"Why is he the person who marries me?!?!" "Why is she the princess?!?!" Kakashi was staring boredly at them. "Because we said so. Now deal with it." Shikamaru and Ino glared at each other.
Now, that isn't what I said. Get along people, get along.
"Shikamaru!!!!!!!! I'm soaked!!!!!!" Shikamaru smirked, hiding a huge bowl behind his back. "How could you all of a sudden accuse me of doing something I didn't do?" "I saw you do it!!!!!! Don't try to lie your way out of this!!!!!!!!" Ino death glared at him. Ino then called for the still laughing girl. "Sakura!!!!!!!!! Get your ass over here!!!!" Sakura came over, giggling. "What?" Ino whispered something in her ear. "Okay! I'd be glad to!" Ino looked evil as she quickly did her handsigns and said, "Shintenshin no Jutsu(Mind Body Switch Technique)!" Shikamaru's eyes widened as Ino's body fell and Sakura caught it. Then he was possessed. Well, the other peoples weren't paying attention and they just thought Ino fainted for some unknown reason (and Hinata woke up) so when they saw 'Shikamaru' doing a really stupid dance and acting extremely stupid, they thought it was really him.
I said get along!!!!!!!!!!! Geez, these people are deaf or something cause they obviously can't hear me. When I said get along, that includes Shikamaru!!!!!!!! Poor Shika-kun.
'Shikamaru' got some water and poured it all over himself. So now, he was as soaked as Ino. Said girl was done having her fun, since fun doesn't seem to last. Fun dies fast. But we love it when it's alive. We feed it, wash it, and basically take care of it. It's also so small with its tiny hands and- oh wait. That's a baby...Nevermind. Forget I said anything. "That was fun," the blonde said, laughing as she 'woke up'. "It looked like fun," Sakura replied, laughing also.
Man, Sakura never stops laughing, does she?
Kurenai cleared her throat and yelled, "Okay!!!! Your scripts are on this table!!!! Now take them and leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone ran to the table, except Shikamaru, who was too lazy, Chouji, who was too busy eating, Sakura, too busy laughing with Ino, Ino, I just said what she was doing, and Shino, who was too busy trying to calm down from his previous sobbing. Well, one thing happened to them.
They got squashed!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm serious! See look! There's squash splattered all over them. I love that word. Splattered. XD
This time, I'm serious. Everyone ran them over.
No, not with a car. Stupid. My friend here is crazy. Thinking that there are cars in Naruto. Ha! Or is there...? The world shall never know!!
Random Person: Oh! I know! gets shot by me
Now, you don't!
Anyways, like I was saying...
Everybody, excluding people all the way up there and the senseis, ran to the table and got a script. A few minutes later, the people who didn't get a script, excluding senseis, walked slowly to the table, got a script and left.
Hey, don't ask me why the other people didn't leave!
The other people left eventually.
The End