Chapter 1/ session 1: You won't know what's going till you find
out Part 1: Jet won't know what even hit him
Welcome my people to a world beyond 2: The earth is in reverse. I didn't want to leave the story like that but it was the perfect chance to make the story true. Now back to the story.
I do not and I repeat do not own dragonballz or cowboy bebop so no suing me because you have no reason ha ha !
"Vegeta? Vegeta?" Called Bulma out of her mourning shower.
"What? What is it woman?"
"Well it's about that English accent that you had last night..."
"Are you talking about this accent?" Said Vegeta in an English accent.
"Y-yes that accent, what was that about?"
"Well my dear..."
"Don't call me that and do not speak to me with that accent."
"Are you talking about the chips?"
"What?"
"That's London talk for French fries."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"That was totally wizard."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"That's London talk for totally awesome."
"What the hell?"
"Calm down woman I'm only playing." Said Vegeta in his normal voice.
"That was good Veggie for a second there I thought that you wanted to stay with that accent." Said Bulma finally coming out of the shower.
"Okayyyyyy Now woman where's my food?" Said Vegeta.
"Now there's the Vegeta I know and love." Said Bulma.
*****Meanwhile*****
Goku was having a hard time with Chi-Chi.
"Why! Why are you doing this!?" Said Chi-Chi.
"Look honey it's not what you think." Said Goku.
"Oh yeah and not sleeping with Grill isn't cheating on me? You're gay again? I thought that you would have changed the first time I caught you." Said Chi-Chi tearing up.
"Look it was a set-up yeah that's what it was, yeah a set-up." Said Goku.
"Bullshit Goku! Why after all the years of being married. How could you do this to me?" Said Chi-Chi.
"It won't happen again I swear."
"That's what you said when you where cheating on me the first time."
"Look there's only one way to settle this, JERRY SPRINGER!" Said Goku.
*****Meanwhile at the set at Jerry Springer*****
"Alright look you fuckers I have to finish this show by noon or no late night pussy! Got it?" Said Jerry.
The z gang shook their heads as in saying yes. But they have never seen a side of Jerry like this before.
"Well lets start this shit already!
A world beyond 2: The earth is in reverse
Chapter 1/Session 1: You won't know know what's going on till you fine out pt 1 Jet won't know what even hit him
The camera swings all over the place showing screaming fans saying
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
"Alright shut the fuck up." Said Jerry.
"Okay today's show; Honey I have a fu**ing confession to make." A/n: The only reason why I'm shutting the words off is because there on TV.
"Now lets meet our first guest Son-Goku." Said Jerry cuing Goku to come out the stage.
However Goku was giving guys his number and addresses.
"Son-Goku what the hell are you doing?" Said Jerry.
"Oh right sorry, call me baby." Said Goku making the "call me" motion.
"Uh Son-Goku? Can we hurry the Fu** up?!" Said Jerry.
The crowd was shocked as they heard those foul words coming out his mouth they expect the guest to say those things.
Goku walked to the seat and sat down.
"So Goku why are you here today?" Said Jerry.
"Well Jer..."
"What the fu** did you just call me?" Said Jerry.
"Jer."
"Don't you ever call me that you fu**ing queer."
The crowd was shocked again.
"Oh shut the fu** up. Haven't you ever heard a curse word before?" Said Jerry.
"Well Jerry can we finish the story here I'm here to tell Chi-Chi that I'm gay." Said Goku.
"Wow that's some pretty heavy Sh**." Said Jerry.
"Well lets bring out that big tit bimbo Chi-Chi.
The guys roared as Chi-Chi came out with her regular clothes.
"Well Goku say what you have to say."
"Chi-Chi I'm gay."
"WHAT!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU CAN'T BE GAY I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO YOU FOR 30 YEARS AND WE'VE BEEN PARENTS FOR 20 YEARS."
Chi-Chi begins to cry.
"That's aright because I've been cheating on you too just in case you would you do this to me."
"What are you out of your fu**ing mind Chi-Chi who is it I'll kill him." Said Goku.
Goku was getting so upset that he was turning super saiyjin 3 and didn't even know it.
`````Thoughts`````
Wow that guy has amazing power that must be really be Goku, the guy that saved the earth millions of times 100 years ago.
`````End Thoughts`````
"Well lets bring out Chi-Chi's lover Jet Black."
A man with a metal for an arm and smoking a cigarette while coming to the stage.
"What the hell is that?" Said Goku.
Jet came and kissed Chi-chi.
Goku got so upset that he went and punched that living hell out of jet leaving him completely paralyzed.
"Oh my god Goku how hard did you punch him?" Said Chi-Chi.
"Hard enough that if the slightest, weakest thing touches him that he dies right there on the spot." Said Goku.
"Wow I had no idea you could hit that hard, you know what?" Said Chi-Chi.
"What?"
"All is Forgiven and you and me are going to have a wild night." Said Chi- Chi.
The crowd went crazy as Goku and Chi-Chi left.
"What the fu** is happening?" Said Jerry.
"Okay now lets bring out Bulma and Vegeta."
A/n I'm sorry to leave you like this but the story must continue. Next time Vegeta has a bad secret and nobody can hold it because he's cheating on bulma for.. Can't tell you will have to find out.
The next chapter: Chapter 2/Session 2:You won't know what's going on till you find out part 2: Vegeta's Chance to shine
Welcome my people to a world beyond 2: The earth is in reverse. I didn't want to leave the story like that but it was the perfect chance to make the story true. Now back to the story.
I do not and I repeat do not own dragonballz or cowboy bebop so no suing me because you have no reason ha ha !
"Vegeta? Vegeta?" Called Bulma out of her mourning shower.
"What? What is it woman?"
"Well it's about that English accent that you had last night..."
"Are you talking about this accent?" Said Vegeta in an English accent.
"Y-yes that accent, what was that about?"
"Well my dear..."
"Don't call me that and do not speak to me with that accent."
"Are you talking about the chips?"
"What?"
"That's London talk for French fries."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"That was totally wizard."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"That's London talk for totally awesome."
"What the hell?"
"Calm down woman I'm only playing." Said Vegeta in his normal voice.
"That was good Veggie for a second there I thought that you wanted to stay with that accent." Said Bulma finally coming out of the shower.
"Okayyyyyy Now woman where's my food?" Said Vegeta.
"Now there's the Vegeta I know and love." Said Bulma.
*****Meanwhile*****
Goku was having a hard time with Chi-Chi.
"Why! Why are you doing this!?" Said Chi-Chi.
"Look honey it's not what you think." Said Goku.
"Oh yeah and not sleeping with Grill isn't cheating on me? You're gay again? I thought that you would have changed the first time I caught you." Said Chi-Chi tearing up.
"Look it was a set-up yeah that's what it was, yeah a set-up." Said Goku.
"Bullshit Goku! Why after all the years of being married. How could you do this to me?" Said Chi-Chi.
"It won't happen again I swear."
"That's what you said when you where cheating on me the first time."
"Look there's only one way to settle this, JERRY SPRINGER!" Said Goku.
*****Meanwhile at the set at Jerry Springer*****
"Alright look you fuckers I have to finish this show by noon or no late night pussy! Got it?" Said Jerry.
The z gang shook their heads as in saying yes. But they have never seen a side of Jerry like this before.
"Well lets start this shit already!
A world beyond 2: The earth is in reverse
Chapter 1/Session 1: You won't know know what's going on till you fine out pt 1 Jet won't know what even hit him
The camera swings all over the place showing screaming fans saying
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
"Alright shut the fuck up." Said Jerry.
"Okay today's show; Honey I have a fu**ing confession to make." A/n: The only reason why I'm shutting the words off is because there on TV.
"Now lets meet our first guest Son-Goku." Said Jerry cuing Goku to come out the stage.
However Goku was giving guys his number and addresses.
"Son-Goku what the hell are you doing?" Said Jerry.
"Oh right sorry, call me baby." Said Goku making the "call me" motion.
"Uh Son-Goku? Can we hurry the Fu** up?!" Said Jerry.
The crowd was shocked as they heard those foul words coming out his mouth they expect the guest to say those things.
Goku walked to the seat and sat down.
"So Goku why are you here today?" Said Jerry.
"Well Jer..."
"What the fu** did you just call me?" Said Jerry.
"Jer."
"Don't you ever call me that you fu**ing queer."
The crowd was shocked again.
"Oh shut the fu** up. Haven't you ever heard a curse word before?" Said Jerry.
"Well Jerry can we finish the story here I'm here to tell Chi-Chi that I'm gay." Said Goku.
"Wow that's some pretty heavy Sh**." Said Jerry.
"Well lets bring out that big tit bimbo Chi-Chi.
The guys roared as Chi-Chi came out with her regular clothes.
"Well Goku say what you have to say."
"Chi-Chi I'm gay."
"WHAT!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU CAN'T BE GAY I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO YOU FOR 30 YEARS AND WE'VE BEEN PARENTS FOR 20 YEARS."
Chi-Chi begins to cry.
"That's aright because I've been cheating on you too just in case you would you do this to me."
"What are you out of your fu**ing mind Chi-Chi who is it I'll kill him." Said Goku.
Goku was getting so upset that he was turning super saiyjin 3 and didn't even know it.
`````Thoughts`````
Wow that guy has amazing power that must be really be Goku, the guy that saved the earth millions of times 100 years ago.
`````End Thoughts`````
"Well lets bring out Chi-Chi's lover Jet Black."
A man with a metal for an arm and smoking a cigarette while coming to the stage.
"What the hell is that?" Said Goku.
Jet came and kissed Chi-chi.
Goku got so upset that he went and punched that living hell out of jet leaving him completely paralyzed.
"Oh my god Goku how hard did you punch him?" Said Chi-Chi.
"Hard enough that if the slightest, weakest thing touches him that he dies right there on the spot." Said Goku.
"Wow I had no idea you could hit that hard, you know what?" Said Chi-Chi.
"What?"
"All is Forgiven and you and me are going to have a wild night." Said Chi- Chi.
The crowd went crazy as Goku and Chi-Chi left.
"What the fu** is happening?" Said Jerry.
"Okay now lets bring out Bulma and Vegeta."
A/n I'm sorry to leave you like this but the story must continue. Next time Vegeta has a bad secret and nobody can hold it because he's cheating on bulma for.. Can't tell you will have to find out.
The next chapter: Chapter 2/Session 2:You won't know what's going on till you find out part 2: Vegeta's Chance to shine