DONKEH proposes to puss in a raTher violent manner "pls yes?"
Puss says "Meh ,okay I guess."
Lord Farquaad sausage rolls down a nearby hill into a lake.
Lord Farquaad burps.
DONKEH says "ok letS FUckignN"
Puss says "IS IT BEASTIALITY IF ITS BETWEEN ANIMALS?"
Lord Farquaad says "you're mEEsssed up"
DONKEH says "iDk this wasnt going where i wanted it to go"
Lord Farquaad crawls back up the hill
DONKEH douses hill in gasoline
Puss says "where were you thinking it would go?"
Lord Farquaad weeps
Lord Farquaad 's tears extinguish the flames
DONKEH frowns loudly "shut up husband im trying to take care of business"
Puss says "Kay."
DONKEH looks at lord faarqueeeaaaad with one eye "hey babe"
Lord Farquaad burps disapprovingly.
Puss says "Hey! I am the babe!"
DONKEH cheats on puss with the lord
Lord Farquaad giggles the whole time
DONKEH says "what r u going 2 do about it"
Puss kills Donkey with ninja skills
Lord Farquaad nods solemnly.
DONKEH resurrection because shrek is the bff "im sorry puss i underestimated ur power
pls take me back"
Puss says "Nah. I aint ur bae no more."
DONKEH says "puss NOoOoOO" and cries for six years
Lord Farquaad serenades puss"be my bae?"
Puss hisses, "Traitor."
Lord Farquaad strums vocal chords softly
DONKEH says "puss pls, lord farquaad has a small dick, dont fall into his trap"
Lord Farquaad burps in denial
Puss shook his head, "Its too late DONKEH."
Lord Farquaad slides ring onto puss' tail. #married
DONKEH sings solemly, "hey now... youre an all star... get your g-game on... go.. play..."
Lord Farquaad sings "Hallelujah."
Puss shakes ring off, "NO, I AM DONKEHS MAN!"
DONKEH looks up, eyes sparkle. DONKEH gasps
Lord Farquaad says "Puss, why?"
Puss says "BecauseI luv donkeh."
Lord Farquaad burps sorrowfully, rolling himself into the ocean
DONKEH lets puss hop on his back "i missed u"
Puss sits on Donkeh back, "I know you did bae."
THE END