Concept by hopeofabrightfuture:

Yeah, Homestuck wasn't exactly sure what happened here.

One minute ago, he was clicking away on his laptop and came across a link. It read:

HEY! YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU FUCKING LONELY AS HELL RIGHT NOW? CONGRATULATIONS. WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. A NEW AND IMPROVED FANGIRL/BOY. JUST FILL OUT A FORM AND YOU"LL BE READY.

COMPANY BY KARKAT VANTAS

The name was oddly familiar. Homestuck shook the thought off and clicked the form button. It had several options and empty, hollow bars, that were practically begging to be filled out. And so, he did.

WANT A PARTICULAR NAME FOR YOUR MODEL? YOU GOT IT:

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT TO ORDER ONE? GIVE US A NAME:

AGE. YOU DON'T WANT A 70 YEAR OLD MAN, DO YOU?:

CRAZINESS LEVEL:

1: S/He's not even interested in that series.

2: S/he just got into it.

3: Okay. S/he knows most of it. Probably will never talk to you most of the time

4: Recommended. Best option. Knows the whole series well.

5: Little over the top, still functionable

6: Slightly crazy

7: Will most likely lock herself up in her room, crying a lot.

8: STOP. GET AWAY. VERY DANGEROUS. WEABOO LEVEL.

APPEARANCE AND PERSONALITY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY FILLED OUT.

THANKS FOR ORDERING

And so, he filled out the form.

Obsessive Fangirl

Homestuck Hussie

15

4

And minutes later, she was there.

Or rather, a wrapped cardboard box was there.

Homestuck practically tore off the wrapping and ripped the box open. The girl's eyes flickered to life, she was definitely not a robot. She walked out of the box and stretched out her arms. "Hey." Homestuck waved at her. It took a quick second for the girl to figure out who he was.

"Aren't you the Homestuck Fandom?" She trembled in excitement.

Homestuck nodded. "Homestuck Hussie to be exact."

It only took less than a second for the girl to pounce on him.

After a quick cursing segment, the girl helped Homestuck up, and then brushed herself off. "Hey. I'm Janet. But, I suppose you could call me Jane."

Homestuck studied her for a moment. Short brown hair that was straight, except for the bangs that curled. Thick, hipster like glasses framed her pale face. She was wearing a short sleeved black shirt with the Pieces symbol on it and a knee length pastel blue skirt. Not much to look at.

"So, who are you?"

"I just said that." Jane rolled her eyes and tossed a manual to Homestuck, who caught it in his hands.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have purchased your very own ~Fangirl/Fanboy~.

The fangirl was identified as Janet Wisdom.

Janet enjoys pastel colors and stuffed dolls. She also enjoys horror games. The rest of her likes and personality is up to you to find out.

Janet comes with:

(5) sets of clothes (please provide with own if no clothes in box)

(2) pastel alpaca plushies

(1) disc of Sburb

(2) accesories

(1) pastel blue laptop and charger

(1) IPod

(4) Novels (extremely long novels, will most likely kill time for her)

Various sets of USBs

THANK YOU! Have a merry time with your Fangirl/Fanboy!

His eyes widened when he read (1) Disc of Sburb over again. He dropped the manual and rushed over to the phone, Jane staring at him oddly.

"Hey," Homestuck's voice croaked. "I just got a fangirl and I..." Homestuck was interrupted.

"I know," The voice whispered in reply. "I got one too."

Annnnd done!

Form, if anyone wants to put their OC in here:

Full Name:

Craziness Level:

Age:

Belongs to what fandom?:

Personality:

Likes and Dislikes:

Comes with…?: