CHAPTER 1 -PROMISED FUN
Hey writers, readers zombies and baby's. Yeah I know your there. Anyway just wanted to say this is my first ever fan fiction which I based on Naruto. Why? You May ask. Well simply coz NARUTO KICKS ALL OTHER MANGA/ANAMIES ASS. CHHHAAA! Anyway to the story.
And I do not own Naruto coz if I did I wouldn't be writing a fan fic of Naruto in the first place. Anyway...
Enjoy
# (AN= AUTHER COMMENTS)
/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/
AT SCHOOL-2:58PM
The clock was ticking as Mr Umino's voice blared on. There was an exciting atmosphere in the air. No. Not because of what scar noised teacher was saying but because of the clocks ticking.
A Blond head and blue eyed boy stared at the clock. Waiting. Just staring at it imagining all the great things he was going do after, school finished and the summer holidays began.
"Naruto!" Mr Umino yelled startling the blond haired boy out of his train of thought.
"Time won't pass if you stare it in the face" he scolded.
Naruto opened his mouth to say something but was muted.
RING! RING! RING! RING! The bell rang marking the end of school. Cheers were shouted from all over the School as the summer holidays began.
"Yo Kiba, Shikamaru!" Naruto greeted giving then both high fives and a hug known as the "bro hug".
"Man who knew that Mr Umino could get even more boring!" stated Kiba sighing.
"Yeah tell me about it... Anyway you guys know the plan?" Naruto asked knowing that both of them knew exactly what he was talking about.
"HEEELLLLL YEEEAAHHH! We are getting smashed tonight" Kiba shouted smiling grinning while getting a few stares from the other students.
"How troublesome" sighed Shikamaru knowing full well that he would have to stick with then to prevent them from getting into trouble.
"I swear you think everything's troublesome" said a girly voice that all three of them known all too well. They all turned around and faced a girl with bleach blond hair and blue icy eyes. This was Ino Yamanaka the schools gossip girl. On her right was Sakura Haruno a girl with, weird pink hair that fell half way down her body and had a large forehead. Of course you would never say that she had a large forehead unless, you wanted a date with hell.
"You guys got any plans today?" Sakura asked tilting her head a bit sideways.
"You asking me out" Naruto teased.
"Maybe" she said innocent touching her index finger to bottom lip.
"Anyway yeah we got plans me, dogboy and Mr lazy are getting smashed!" Naruto exclaimed punching his fist in the air as he the guys glared at him with blood lust.
"Mind if we join" Ino asked with an innocent smile. Naruto looked at the other guys. Kiba slightly shook his head so the girls couldn't see. Shikamaru just sighed which meant that he would find it troublesome. He knew that if they tagged along it would just lead to all of the friends coming along which was bad as, they wanted a guy's night out. He knew he had to get rid of them but how?. Then and idea came to his head.
"OHMYGOD! IT'S SUSSKAY AND HIS BUT NAKED!" Naruto shouted pointing behind the girls. Both girls shrieked with excitement as they turned around to see there crush. In that split second he grabbed both Shikamaru and Kiba and sprinted down the corridor and out the school. Naruto knew that both girl's like, every other girl in the school fancied his raven head best friend.
A second later a scream was herd.
"NAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUTTTTOOO!"
Both girls screamed a second after the guy's fled the building laughing their ass off.
/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/
UZAMACKI HOUSE-1:23PM THAT DAY
"Yes I think that we should all get then to go to that new camp which opened up. It will be good for them" Naruto's mother Kushina said as she laid down the tray with cups of tea on it on the coffee table. All of her friends were at her house while there children were in school. Most of them were the mothers of Naruto's friends which, of course this led to closer relationships.
"Well I too believe that it shall be a good idea" Mr's Haruno said.
"Yes a fantastic idea Ino will love it" shrieked Mr's Yamanaka.
"Then it's settles I believe we should tell them" Kushina said as she handed out the cups of tea to her friends.
"Hmmm..." the mother of the Uchiha said.
"Hmmmm...?" echoed/questioned the other mothers
"It's best if we only tell our son or daughter that they are going and not there friends" said Mr's Uchiha with mischief in her eyes. Whenever she had those eyes the others mothers knew it would be exciting.
"And why is that Chi-Chi" questioned Mr's Hyuga as she stared at her face with her pearl like eyes which seem to run in the family.
"Because Hana..." she started as she sipped her tea. The other women leaned a bit forward intrigued at what she was going to say. "Wouldn't you want to surprise them?" she asked them. They all just murmured in agreement.
"Wait wouldn't the boys just tell each other that they're going camp" Mr's Nara said pointing out the flaw in the plan
"Think about it their teenage they just going think of it as "uncool"" The Uchiha stated causing the others to just nod at the logic.
/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/
Uzumaki house-4:30pm
Naruto pulled out his keys and inserted it to the lock and opened the door. He froze instantly. He heard laughter of around eight-twelve women. He hoped his grand-pa went here as he remembers what happened last time.
# FLASHBACK
When Naruto was 12 he walked into his home and herd his grand-pa and dad giggling perversely. Naruto walked into his living and was immediately hit by a putrid smell (which later he found out was alcohol). He then watched in a horrible beautiful gaze as, a tent formed in his trouser (which he later learned at an early age that it was a harmonious reaction) he starred with his eyes wide open even knowing that he shouldn't be seeing what his seeing, even knowing that he's mom would kill him for seeing what he shouldn't be seeing, yet still in his jaw dropping wide eyed state just starred as he watches his grand-pa and dad inappropriately touched many women at the same time. But when his dad noticed him standing there staring al he did was yell "Jiraiya too look" which was the last straw as two of the girls noticed him and turned around swaying their jugs in front of the 12 year old. That's when he completely lost it. Blood shot from his noise as he flew backwards to the ground with one eye twitching and an idiotic grin on his face.
# FLASHBACK END
He shivered as he remembered his dad and his grand-pa getting beaten up by his mother. Of course his mother forgave his father as she found out that grand-pa drugged his father into having what he called a "good time".
He walked steadily towards the sounds of laughter and then noticed that they didn't sound perverted or drunk. He walked down the hallway and then opened the door into the living room. All the mums just erred at the door as the laughter ended.
"Hey baby" Kushina said as she pulled Naruto into a hug.
"Hey mum" he breathed into her hair as he was just a head taller. After he got out the hug he looked at all her friends' as they stared at him with a warm smile. He made a mental note, to ask her bout that later as they usually leave before he gets home.
"Where's dad" he asked
"He's going be a bit late today" she said sitting back down with her friends'.
"oh right..." he said a bit depressed as he needed money so he can go out. Kushina noticed this
"What's wrong Naruto?" she asked
"oh nothing just needed some money so I can go out" he said as he was turning to walk out the door.
"Naruto wait" She said as she walked past him and into the kitchen. She then ruffled in her bag and pulled out a purse. Naruto then walked into the kitchen and saw what she was doing.
She pulled out a $50 bill and handed it to him. He thanked his mum as, he walked up the stairs; into his bedroom and shut the door getting ready, for his night of fun.
/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/
Uzumaki house-8:00pm
Naruto flipped out his neo-slim93. The Neo-slim93 was a new type of smartphone which out does the apple and android smartphones altogether.(AN: Disclaimer do not own the company which owns makes the android smartphones or the apple smartphones. But the Neo-Slim93 is my own*) He scrolled down his contacts looking for Shikamaru's number. After a few seconds of sliding his fingers up and down on the touchpad he found it and started texting him.
Naruto: Yo pineapple head! XD
Shikamaru: so troublesome... Wag1
Naruto: U redy yt
Shikamaru: nt rely... Do we need cndoms?
Naruto: u dnt I do XD
Shikamaru: hahaha 4 ur dildo?
Naruto...how did ya know?
Shikamaru: lol...anywy noin Kiba...
Naruto: I no...I betta bring sm wh nos wt will happen we could get lucky
Shikamaru: does tht mean brin my pikachu undies?
Naruto: NO POKEMON BOXERS :)
Shikamaru: owwww
Naruto: hahahah... Anyway... gt ur ass over here now n brin fake ID which says ur 18 gt dt
Shikamaru: da ons we made last summer?
Naruto: yh n tel kibz 2 cm as well make sure he brins his 2.
Shikamaru: sure shorty
Naruto: WHDA! U...
Shikamaru: c ya
Naruto...:)
He flinged his phone on the bed and went through his wardrobe to find something to were. He pulled out a plain T-SHIRT and then looked for some nice jeans to go with. He then ended up with black JEANS that faded to white on both places where he's kneecap would be. Perfect he thought.
"Naruto! Kiba and Shikamaru are here" His mum yelled.
"Coming" he yelled back. Naruto moved swiftly to his draw rummaged through it. Thirty seconds or so later he pulled out his black leather wallet and checked that everything was in it. He slid it in his pocket spun towards the door were he grabbed a black BASEBALLL JACKET with white on the arms and walked out the door. He jogged down the stairs and saw Shikamaru pineapple looking hair in his living room so, he strolled in.
They were sitting on the three seated leather sofa Plying FIFA with an older looking Naruto
"He's coming in" yelled Kiba as he fiddled with the analogue sticks of his controller trying to intercept the ball.
"Dam it Shikamaru stay with him" ordered Kiba
"What do you think I'm trying" Shikamaru yelled back as he too fiddled with his controller.
"He shoots and he SCORES!" yelled Minato.
"Hahah you lot lost to my old-man" Naruto stated
"Yeah and when could you beat me? asked his father earnings a glare from Naruto.
"Yeah yeah... Anyway lets go" he said still scowling at his father as Kiba and Shikamaru existed the room. Naruto then followed.
"Man your old-mans wicked at FIFA!" exclaimed Kiba. Walking out the door as Naruto put his white VANS on.
"No you two are just crap" he told them earning a glare from Kiba; while Shikamaru muttered something bout his dad being troublesome.
"Mom going out!" Naruto shouted
"Okay come back early!" she yelled back somewhere from the kitchen.
"Why?" he questioned
"That's a surprise!" she giggled as they walked out the house. Both Kiba and Shikamaru stared at each other than at the blond.
"What!" shouted Naruto
"That's exactly what my mum said to me when I left the door. And what his mom said to Shikamaru when I went to get him" Kiba stated nodding at Shikamaru as they walked to the closest bus stop.
"Hmmm..." Shikamaru murmured as he thought. Both of the others stared at each other knowing that when Shikamaru thinks he will say something important.
"Hmmm..."he murmured again this time gripping his chin.
"Come on wise ass spill it already" Kiba stated losing his patients.
A minute or so later
"How troublesome" stated Shikamaru as both Kiba and Naruto face palmed them as the bus approached.
/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/
Nightclub 9:00pm
The lighting was a dim blue colour making the place a little dark. The multi-coloured lasers countering the dim lighting effects as the music boomed from speakers all over the place. As the boys walked up a flight of stairs to the second floor of the nightclub.
"Hahahah the look on the bouncers face when he looked at our IDs" stated Kiba as he laughing his ass off.
"Yeah that was freaking hilarious but I got to admit I was kinda shitting myself thinking we wouldn't make it." Naruto voiced his thoughts as he recalled the event.
"Remember the ID was saying that we 18 when actually we only 16" stated Shikamaru scowling a bit at the close call.
"Well smartass we out the fire now soooo... Let's get smashed!" cheered Naruto as he slapped Shikamaru playfully on the back as they walked towards some ball shaped spinning chairs with a giant gap in it to sit in. "I'll get the drinks" Shikamaru said as he got up to go to the bar leaving, the two behind chatting. He skimmed through the crowed towards the bar as he noticed a group of his friends sitting on the bar stools drinking and laughing. He made his way towards them avoiding, people; drunk not only on alcohol but joy too as, they danced.
"Hey never knew I'll be running into you four here" Shikamaru said in a bored voice as he stood behind them. The four of them turned around to face Shikamaru.
"Hnn" the raven haired boy said not, showing a hint of emotion. After a year or so with him you pick up on what "hnn" means. Which usually means different things from yeah whatever or hell no. In this case he just acknowledged him.
"Hey what you doing here " asked Shino a boy of a very few words. He had a black hoodie on and black glasses covering his eyes.
"The same thing you're doing celebrating the end of the school year" Shikamaru replied as he turned to the bar tender and ordered three drinks.
"Three?" Shino questioned raising and eye brow.
"oh yeah I'm here with Naruto and Kiba somebody got to keep an eye on them" Shikamaru said nodding his head in the direction of where he came from as, he grabbed the drinks as the four laugh knowing that if they were left the too unsupervised and drunk they will do something of "great stupidity" as what Sasuke always says
"You lot wana join us?" asked Shikamaru.
"YOSH! IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I CHALLENGED MY ENTERNALL RIVAL TO, SEE WHOS POWERE OF YOUTH BRIGITER" exclaimed a boy who had pitch black hair and a bowl haircut, As he raised his fist in the air causing, all the others to sweat drop anime style. Who goes by the name of Rock Lee.
"Yeah sure" Shrugged a boy with pearl like eyes and long brown hair hanging down his back. This was Neji Hyuga a relative to the CEO of the Hyuga Company. Sasuke drowned another drink and got out his seat slightly buzzed.
"Lead the way" he said as Shikamaru lead them back to the others.
Meanwhile on the other side of the night club were, Naruto and Kiba were.
"Dam what's taking him so long" Kiba said with boredom.
"Who Cares? DUDE CHECK OUT THE GIRLS" Naruto exclaimed with wide eyes at the amount of girls there were showing off a lot of cleavage as Naruto started to feel a noise bleed coming.
"Piff tings heading our way nine Oclock"stated Kiba nodding his head in the direction of the girl.
Naruto turned his head I'm that direction and noticed an extremely attractive girl walking past them.
Piff was not the word going through Naruto's mind as the sight of the girl made a tent in his trousers. She had shoulder length brown hair and light green eyes. Though it wasn't the face which he noticed but her slim figure being shown by extremely short skirt making miny skirts look long and a plain white tank tip revealing her black bra underneath.
As she walked a bit closer
"Maaann did it hurt when you fell out of haven" Kiba said looking her up and down. As Naruto face Palmer himself.
She faced him with a tint if pick on her cheeks. Just then a group of seven guys strolled along as the guy in front walked in front of the girl ; squaring up to Kiba aggressively. He had black messy hair and dark red eyes as he stared down at Kiba as he was a head taller. Naruto looked at him then at his group. All of them had a pretty muscular build. He then recognized them slightly. It looked like he Kiba and Shikamaru weren't the only ones that came here from his school. These guys were the school jocks. That's when it hit him. If they ended up in fight the both of them would get smashed as not only were they strong but, they outnumbered them to seven to two. Even though he knew this he prepared for the worst knowing that Kiba was like him and wouldn't back down.
"You think you can talk to my girlfriend like that, you little fuck!" he growled as the stench of alcohol hit Kiba in the face.
"You're telling me that a pretty girl like her is going out a dick like you" Kiba retorted.
"WHY YOU LITTLE SHIT!" He roared as he lifted Kiba up by the scruff of his shirt lifting up his other fist to punch him as a lot of people turned the heads towards the Scene.
"Get your fuckin hands off him" Naruto ordered aggressively as he got into a fighting stance.
"I would listen to him if I were you" advised a calm voice from Naruto's right which he recognized easily. As he turned his head to face him still in his fighting stance.
"Neji, Sasuke, Lee, Shino" Naruto acknowledged them.
"I leave you two for five minutes and you already get your self's in trouble. How troublesome" he said in a bored tone. As all five of them walked to Naruto's side facing off the jocks.
"In any case I agree with the dobe. Let him go" said Sasuke with a hint of aggression.
"What the fuck are you going to do if I don't" questioned the jock with even more aggression which, added to the tense atmosphere.
"We're gone kick your ass" Kiba shouted in the jocks face as put his hand round the jocks neck and pulled him down. He then kneed him in the gut forcing him to let go as Kiba landed gracefully on feet.
After that all of hell broke loose. The atmosphere intensified with excitement as the groups brawled on. Naruto waited as one of the jocks dashed at him in a rugby tackle as he waited to intercept. As he knew how to counter it. He mentally thanked his dad for getting him and his friends to go to that mixed martial arts class as prepared himself for the tackle. At the last second he sidestepped out the way and thrust his palm in the back of jock making tumble forward and smash his face into the ground. As the jock picked himself off the ground and turned to face Naruto still, looking determined to take him down.
"Naruto duck" Lee shouted without thinking; he fell to the ground in a crouched position as a body flew over his head knocking into his jock as they banged heads and we're immediately knocked unconscious. He then turned around to see lee dusting himself with his hands.
"Thanks"
"No need got all the thanks from watching the power of youth burn brightly in you" he said as tears of joy fell down his face. Naruto just sweat dropped animi style.
Just when Naruto's fight started Sasuke engaged with his.
"I'm gona clobber you in to the ground" yelled his jock.
"hnnn" replied Sasuke as the jock drove forward. in that split second Sasuke grabbed the jocks wrist and flange him over himself. The jock flew through the air and landed in the pile of the other two jocks. A moan was heard from him but he didn't try getting up. Sasuke looked over at Lee and Naruto and grinned.
"Well that's three down..." Sasuke started giving lee and Naruto high fives as they grinned.
"And four..." Naruto started to finish
"DUCK" Lee shouted trusting lee all three of them fell to the ground crouching. As one body flew over them the last three flew straight in to the pile of the other jocks. All three of them stood back up steadily as they looked at each other.
"No you mean seven down and none left" Kiba corrected grinning from ear to ear.
"Next time you should think twice before starting on one of my friends" Neji said as the one of the jock just grunted.
"Guys we better go" Shikamaru said nodding in the direction of the bouncers who were starting to make the way towards them.
"Yeah his probably right" Neji agreed
"But me and Naruto ain't even slightly drunk" Kiba wined
"Yeah we can go mine. My parents aren't home anyway and I got tons of alcohol at mine" Sasuke Said with a smirk causing the others to cheer in agreement as they walked towards the exit.
/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/
SASKAYS HOUSE-10:30PM
"YOSH! Your house is so big!" shouted a surprised Lee as he ran into the Uchiha's house looking around with wide eyes. While the others just strolled in like it's nothing big.
"You shouldn't be surprised Lee his father is in charge of the whole police department in Chicago" stated a bored Shikamaru strolling in with his hands in his pockets.
"Come let's go to the living room" said Sasuke as he led them in to his living room.
The living room was a rectangle shape and was big as an expensive apartment. The walls were painted black and red; the top half being red while the bottom half is black. There was a giant 80 inch flat screen TV hanging on one if the walls which was equipped with two flat speakers on either side of the TV. Which also were hanging from the wall. Opposite the TV was a four seated black fabric sofa with blood red square pillows. To the right of it was a three seated red fabric sofa and of course had to have black square shaped pillows which were placed diagonally to face the TV as well. This was mirrored as on the left side of the black sofa had an exact replica of the red sofa as it too was also faced the TV diagonally. To top it all off there was a pitch black coffee table on a blood read carpet. (AN: If that does not pull off and Uchiha theme than I don't know what will XD)
"YOSH! The power of youth in your parent's shines like a million stars" shouted Lee with tears of joy streaming down his face.
"How have you not killed him yet" Sasuke said in a hashed tone to Naruto who chuckled as Lee carried on rambling bout the power of Youth!
"You just have to blank it out" Naruto replied as Sasuke listened to the wisdom. Shino observed this like he never saw anything like it. He never knew what was more absurd; the fact that Sasuke was listing to Naruto's wise words or the fact Naruto, was saying something wise in the first place. This truly was weird.
"But there is a way to shut him up..." he then whispered in Susuke's ear. After he finished he moved the way as Sasuke nodded grinning .Sasuke crouch/walked up to the unsuspected Lee as he rambled on bout his power of youth causing all the others to glance in his direction. He then dived at Lees legs trying to tackle him to the ground. In a blink of an eye Sasuke was on the ground pined by Lee.
"YOOSSSHHHH TESTING MY YOUTHFULL SPRITE! SUCH YOUTHFULL FREINDS" he yelled tears streaming down his face. The others all just stared at the Uchiha on the ground unfazed by the agility of Lee
"Dam it I thought we had him that time" Naruto thought recalling the last time he tried getting Lee to shut up.
"Lee can you get off me" mumbled the Uchiha.
"Sorry my youthful friend" Lee replied jumping off him cheerfully. Allowing Sasuke to get up as he dusted himself.
"I'll be right back" Sasuke said walking out the living room.
"Oh yeah what you lot doing for the summer holidays" asked Neji as jumped on one of the red sofas.
"I'm planning on just chilling with Kiba and Shikamaru. You lot should join us it'll be jokes" Naruto said as he jumped on the sofa opposite Neji.
"Yeah dumass is right it'll be jokes" Kiba said as Naruto glared at him.
"YOSH! We can even do 1000 laps and 5000 push ups in the park and let our FLAMES OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY!" Less shouted with excitement as his eyes sparkled with joy thinking about it.
"Sorry but I'm kind of busy" Neji said looking at everything part from his friends. They all just steed at him knowing that his hiding something.
"Sooooooo Neji...What are you doing?" Naruto asked slowly causing all the others to give Neji intensified stares of curiosity. Neji started sweating bullets.
"Oh god there on to me" he thought as he started imaging all of them laughing at him cruelly at him part from Lee who would only see it as youthful if they found out.
"Come on you're a Hyuga" he thought. Lost in his train of thought he didn't here them all talking.
"Guys I think we lost him" Shikamaru said in a lady tone.
"Wait I got an idea" Naruto chuckled.
"What's the dobe thinking now" Kiba pondered as he watched Naruto as jumped up to the coffee table turning so his back faced Neji. He then bended forward making Neji face his ass. Neji's eyes winded as he snapped out his thought realising what he was staring at. Too late. Pooot (AN: just duno how to make a fart sound. Hope this works though heheheh) the guys ROOORED with laughter. Kiba fell to the ground banging the floor with his fist laughing
"UZAMACKI! YOU'RE DEAD!" Neji shouted as Naruto jumped off the table running away from the enraged Neji.
"You Gota catch me if ya wana kill me"
Naruto laughed as Neji chased him around the room.
30 seconds later Sasuke walked in carrying an four boxes of 12x560ml of Fosters in one hand and a metal bucket in the other. Naruto instantly stopped running Both Naruto and Kiba's jaw dropped open with wide eyes as they started at the boxes of alcohol. Naruto forgetting the enraged Neji was tackled to the ground being throttled by him.
"NEVER FART IN A HUGIAS FACE AGAING!" Neji yelled as he let go of Naruto. Everyone ignored the two apart from Sasuke who Started to smirk. As Neji got off him dusting, himself.
"Sasuke you brought enough for us to get wasted. Twice!" Kiba yelled as Sasuke put down the boxes and bucket on the table. Everyone apart from Sasuke peered in the bucket to see what's in there. They all turned to Sasuke with a stupid grin on their face. Even the Hyuga couldn't help but smirk at what was in the bucket. The bucket had load of ice which covered two bottles of vodka apart from the necks of the bottles which popped out with 7 shot glasses scattered around.
"Gentlemen" Kiba started as he looked at the others grinning "Let's get WASTED!" At that they all cheered and the quest for getting wasted officially commenced.
/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/
SASKAYS HOUSE-1:14AM
"Iee chhhaallengeee (hick) yoouu tooo... an (hick) drinking contest" Lee slurred with his cheeks tinted pink.
" Yeeaahhh (hick)...yoouur onnn" Sasuke accepted he too with pink tinted cheeks as he slapped his hand on the coffee table.
"I waaana plaaaayy...(hick)... Toooo".wined Naruto as he banged his head on the table. " I beeet I caannnn (hic) beeat annnyyy ovv yooou" Naruto slurred as he rose his head and starred at his opponents with hazy eyes.
The Uchiha living room REECKED OF ALCOHOL! As empty cans of beer littered the floor. A drunk Shikamaru slapped the empty vodka bottle away as he reached in the bucket for the second one. Everyone was kneeling around the coffee table with tints of pick on their cheeks notifying the drunkenness apart from Neji and Shino who passed out sprawled over the floor.
"Yoooo...genius (hick)... Ima" Kiba started as he started to look around the room. He blinked three times then wobbled and fell to the ground. The others part from Sasuke peered at him. Kiba tried getting up but being drunk off his tits caused him to fall to the ground again. This time unconscious. This caused the others to laugh the ass off.
" weeelll looooks likkke dooog (hick) breath lost" Naruto stated as Shikamaru pored all of them another shot.
Sasuke grabbed his and both Naruto and Lee followed.
"3...2...1..." Shikamaru counted down as all three of took there shot.
Lee looked at the others and wobbled a bit as the alcohol registered into his system.
"Hiiiee losseing (hick) it "observed Shikamaru as both Naruto and Sasuke chuckled.
"Nooo! Daaa...(hick) powwwer of youth shaall (hick) preeevile" Lee shouter/slured. Sasuke couldn't help it.
"weeereees...(hic) the powwwwerr of yooooouth now" Sasuke asked getting a hazy glare from Lee.
"The powerr..." Lee started
"Oh shut up" Naruto yelled as he threw a black pillow at Lee which knocked him to the ground. They all stared at Lee for a few minutes then went back to there game thinking his unconscious.
"Weeell (hick) loooks like itss only usss...(hick) three left" Shikamaru observed with tired eyes.
"Hahah (hick) thatss..." he started blinking slowly a couple times "Three down and..." he never managed to finished as he fall forward smashing his head onto the table then sliding to the ground wasted.
"Ha! I beat the dobe!" yelled the drunken Uchiha. A faint sound of jingling came from outside which caused both Sasuke and Shikamaru to freeze. Footsteps were herd heading towards them as they just stared blankly at the door. The door creaked open as the Uchiha parents walked in looking at the mess then staring at them. Sasuke shyly smiled at them
"Hi mummy" he started and then turned to his dad "hey daddy..." the young Uchiha slurred before he too passed out. Shikamaru just stared at the Mr and Mr's Uchiha.
"How troublesome" he thought as he looked around slowly imagining that he would have to explain all of this. Doing what any teen would do. He grabbed the half full button of Vodka and drowned the rest. He then stared hazily at elder Uchiha's.
"Goooood...night" he slurred falling to the ground hiccupping, one last time before everything went blank. As the quest for getting wasted was complete.
/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/
Uzumaki House-10:30Am
The suns rays hit the blond's eyes as he stirred in his bed trying to avoid the light. He pulled the covers over his face still trying to get rid of the light.
"Urrggg...Why is my head pounding" he winced as he grabbed his head, recalling the events of last night. He froze.
"Where am I then...this bed feels familiar" he thought as he slowly pulled the covers down and got out of bed; holding his head with one hand. He herd to pair of footsteps heading towards his door. The door swung opened and an angry red head marched in.
"You better explain your-self Young man! Kushina yelled
"Well at least now I know I'm at home" he though
"I told you to come home earlier!" She yelled causing Naruto to wince.
"Can you stop yelling?"
"Sorry Naruto but you should of came home earlier" she said more softly
"Kushina have you told him yet" Shouted Minato from down stairs.
"Wait tell me what" Naruto said lightly as his mother pulled him in to a hug. Minato walked in to the room holding two small white tablets and a glass of water.
" Here your grandma Tsunade made these" he handed the pills over and held the glass of water.
"What are they for" Naruto asked looking uncertainly at two white pills in his hand. Knowing his grandma these would be used either to knock you out or...
"Cue for hangovers'' Minato said.
Naruto immediately threw them in his mouth and drowned the glass of water. He could already feel the pounding in his head become fainter and fainter till he couldn't feel it anymore.
"Okay what haven't you told me yet" Naruto asked as he sat back on his bed.(AN: that your adopted and no one loves you?)
"Well me and your father have been thinking that you will benefit from going camp for the holidays" she said taking Minato hand.
"CAAAAMMMPPP! WHOOOOO" Naruto yelled. His parents looked please that they wouldn't have to take him there kicking and screaming. Naruto froze.
"Dam it's gona be boring without my mates and we were planning to hang out all summer" Naruto said causing his patents to smirk slightly.
"How little you know" Kushina thought
"What's the camp called?"
"It's called camp Konoha and you'll be leaving for it today" His dad said
A ringing sound was heard from the bed. Naruto moved around his sheets to find his phone ringing. He picked it up and looked at the caller ID.
"Sasuke what does he want" Naruto thought as he answered it.
"Hey teme"
"Dobe! Are you going to a camp for the summer holidays?"
"Yeah...how did you know" Naruto said slowly
"Coz Kiba, Lee and Shikamaru are going to a camp and my parents' told me that I was going too a camp too"
"WHHHAATT SERIOUSLY!" Naruto yelled excited ay the idea of hanging around with no parents.
"Yeah"
"Wait are you going to a camp called camp Konoha"
At that both his patents looked at each other.
"Well the fox's out the bad" Minato whispered to his wife.
"Yeah I kinda figured" she said walking out the room followed by her husband
"Yeah" Sasuke replied
"Sweet but how come"
"I believe that our parents planned this out"
"Yeah that seems possible anyway are you going"
"Well duh I can't go against my father's wishes"
"Sweet oh yeah do ya think we will be in the same cabin"
"Yeah I'll talk to my dad bout it"
"Cool so I'll see ya later then"
"Yeah later" with that Sasuke hanged up. Leaving Naruto imagining what camp was going to be like.
/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/****/****/****/*****/****/*****/****/
AN: well I've completed my first chapter for my first ever fanfic. Anyhow nothings really set in stone so if you have an idea then just send it to me by email all help is welcome. If you have a minute or two please leave a review. Till next time. Peace out!