You were on your way home from junior high school, thinking about the things that happened earlier. Your friend had just yelled at you for something completely trivial (PokeMon, which you sucked at). As you continued walking, you saw a slightly androgynous Italian (Male? Woman?) and a German man making out on the other side of the street. You sighed and watched the two as you thought,"Damn... I seriously need a boyfriend." However, as you watched the couple in awe, a pair of arms seemingly came out of nowhere and grabbed you. You blacked out after that...

You woke up to find a pair of lips crashing onto yours, rather roughly. You were about to smack whoever it was when you realized something. "Hey, it tastes like... Chocolate? And.. Someone's actually KISSING me!" At this realization, you began to kiss back. In front of you was a blonde man with green eyes and a fiery look in eyes. But wait... why was he shirtless?

Suddenly, you understood where you were. You and the topless man were on a green bed that had the Swiss flag on it... and you were naked.

All of a sudden you didn't care where you were. The only thing you demanded was answers. That, and the man himself. "Who... are you? Why-" He just randomly kissed you to shut you up, but after a while he finally stopped sucking face. He only replied, "I'm your rapist."

The sexy man had a gun. No, not THAT type of gun. A real, metal gun that could potentially end your life. You began to laugh. "No, you aren't!" you giggled. He was taken aback from shock. "W-What do you mean?!" You continued giggling and replied,"You can't rape someone if they're willing!"

The man stared at you like you were crazy, and you felt pretty awkward, being naked and all. The Swiss man looked like he was about to say something, but you cut him off by kissing him and crawling on top of him saying,"We'll talk later."

Finally, he cooperated and kissed back. As the two of you were making out, his fingers slowly inched his way to your Cave of Awesome, and you felt a strange sensation. It was almost as if there was a knot in your belly, and you cried out, "A-ah! Nngh...!" To your sadness, however, he suddenly pulled out, and you felt empty. "Don't worry, we're at the main event, mein leibling..." He smirked as he licked his fingers.

You knew this would be different, though. You smiled and said,"I'm ready!" He gave another smirk before he shoved his Toblerone into your Cave of Awesome, and you slightly winced. A few seconds later, immense pleasure began to shoot through you, and the Swiss man moaned and banged his hips into yours like there was no tomorrow.

SNAP

As the two of you neared your climax, the bed began to creak. Or was it the floor? None of you payed any attention to the sounds.

BANG!

The two of you continued to thrust, paying no attention to the increasingly loud creaks. Finally, you pushed each other to their limit, but you weren't the only one who had had enough. Suddenly, the bed crashed through the floor (while you both were on it), and the two of you froze. You were in... a living room?!

Checking to see what the ruckus was, a little girl rushed in. She stopped when she saw the man and you surrounded by the rubble that was previously a bed. She screamed,"BIG BRUDER?!"