Hey guys, my last fic- Texting? Yeaah, so I got a review from TheRealGoodyTwoShoes and apparently that was against the rules because chatrooms are against number 6 in the fanfiction guidelines...so there goes that. Sorry guys- I had 22 chapters of that!
So yeah I wrote this just five minutes ago because I wanted something up...

Hey, this is Sakura Haruno. I'm sixteen, with pink hair and green eyes and-
My life is officially over.

It started when I was under house arrest for the fifth time this month. Ughh mom piss off!

I heard my phone buzz and flipped it open.

Where are you? We're all here and the emo little bastard's getting all angsty on us.

Get your tiny little butt over here.

Aah, Ino. What more could I ask for in life when I had that little headache to make my life happiness and rainbows? If I didn't text her back she'd come over and cause a scene.

I'm on house arrest pig. Tell him to calm the hell down and suck it up.

I shut my phone and threw it on the floor, flopping back on my bed. It was just like my mom to get all emotional and traumatic over something as unimportant as this. So I'd gone to a concert without her permission and borrowed her brand new car. And so there had been a bit of a riot. Big. Deal. Woman.

My cell buzzed.

Climb out your freaking window whore bag, Naruto's spazzing out on me. WHY are we friends with that little freak anyway?

Sneak out, now why didn't I think of that? Oh yeah, because my mom's an over dramatic bitch.

That put an alarm on my window.

And every other window in my house.

Oh yeah, and the door too.

Fuun.

Shut up bimbo, the idiot's growing on you. My mom put an alarm on all my windows. See? My mom's worse than yours so stop being a drama queen about yours.

P.S. If you want me so bad actually use your little piggy brain and get me the HELL out of here.

I sighed. This is what being pent up in a pink room with a unicorn on the door and a rainbow on the wall does to you. After a pink girly stage when I was twelve (Yes, I was a very weird twelve year old) my mom refused to let me redecorate my room.

'Oh but it was so expensive, honey,' she said, 'And it's just so cute, don't you think?'

No mom, it's disgusting. But whatever, there goes that.

Fine. Just be ready to bust the hell out of there. We'll be over in ten.

No. No, no, no, no!

NO PIG don't do it. I'll bust out myself! Do you hear me? [Well of course you don't cuz this is a text but you know what I mean] Plant your fat piggy ass right there!

I panicked, it had been five minutes with no answer.

Pig, I swear to every God in existence I will castrate you all.

Two minutes. No answer. I'm screwed.