Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Naruto, and I do not make any money from these writings.

Author Note: I've decided to start a series of one-shots between Kagome and Sasuke. The ratings will vary. Some of the stories will be funny and some will be pure lemon. I don't really like Sasuke, but sometimes his ego amuses me and I think that I can make some good stories between these two characters. Anyways, this is my first attempt at a slightly comedic one-shot so PLEASE be gentle. This takes place after Sasuke has returned to Konoha. Kagome has been placed in charge of guarding him to monitor his actions.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter One: Operation Distraction

'One would think that turning into a traitor and forsaking everything that everyone has ever done for you in order to take revenge on your deranged older sibling would turn most girls off. But no, the fan girls just keep coming.' Kagome thought, scowling at a group of girl's who were giggling incessantly. For some reason, the Uchiha seemed unfazed by the obnoxious girls that followed him everywhere. His expression never changed from cool indifference.

"How do they not bother you?" She asked the Uchiha, gesturing at the girls all around them. "You seem like the kind of person who values his privacy, so how can you be so calm when they're following you around and shrieking like that?" The Uchiha paused and Kagome thought that he wasn't going to answer her.

"I got used to used to it." He finally said. "They've done that ever since I can remember."

"But don't you get tired of it?" Kagome probbed. They really irritated her. How could they not irritate him. I mean, after all, he was the one they were stalking.

"Why?" Sasuke asked. "Do they bother you?"

"Yes." Kagome said bluntly. "They annoy me very much."

"Well, I can't really do much about them." Sasuke said turning to face her.

"Can't you make them go away?" Kagome pouted. "I mean you're fairly intimidating and they are following you. It's really kind of creepy. I don't see why you don't just scare them off or something."

Sasuke gave her a dry look. "It doesn't work like that. They're too obsessed about me to be afraid of me."

"I was unlucky enough to be forced to guard you and now I have to put up with them." Kagome ranted. "I mean I don't like you and I don't like them. I am sick to death of their screaming. I've had a migraine for the past week. It won't go away! I mean, can't you put out the slightest effort to make this easy for me and make them go away for a little while?"

Sasuke's dry look increased. "Are you done?"

"Yes," Kagome pouted.

"Now, do you really want them to go away?" Sasuke asked, irritation sinking into his voice.

"Of coarse." Kagome blinked. "Are you dumb? Did you not hear my last rant?"

"Shut up." Sasuke growled as he grabbed Kagome's waist and crushed her against his chest. "You want them to go away?" He hissed in her ear. "Fine." His fingers tangled in her hair and, then, his mouth slammed into hers. Kagome couldn't move. She couldn't understand what was happening. His lips were soft, but calloused, as he slashed them insistently across her own. Kagome couldn't contain her gasp of shock, the invitation that Sasuke had been waiting for. His tongue swept into her mouth and a spicy taste flooded her mouth. As Sasuke dominated her mouth, Kagome finally responded, wrapping her arms around the Uchiha's neck, pulling herself tighter against him. His hard body pressed against hers made things tighten in her lower belly and Kagome moaned eagerly into the kiss. Sasuke finished the kiss and pulled away, but his arms remained tight around her.

"Well, was that to your satisfaction?" Sasuke asked, his voice was rough and it shocked her to hear his cool tones replaced by such emotion. However, his words meant nothing to her. Her mind was in chaos. Dear kami, that man could kiss!

"Wh... what?" Kagome stuttered.

"Look around you." Sasuke laughed as he loosened his hold on her. When Kagome looked up, she instantly saw what he meant. The fan girls were either passed out or crying. She looked back to Sasuke with wide eyes. He was smirking.

"Why did you think I kissed you?" He asked with a challenging glint in his eyes. "You were complaining about finding a way to escape the fan girls. Well, here's our chance."

"I..." She stuttered. "You... You can't just..."

"I can and I did." Sasuke said, taking her by the hand. "Now, let's go before we have to distract them again."

Well, there's the first one. If you have any suggestions about future plot lines just mention it in a review and I might do one. If you have any suggestions for improving this story, once again, mention it in a review. I think that the next story will be all lemon, but I make no promises. I have already started the one that I think will be in the next chapter, but I can't promise that I will finish it before I finish another one. Anyways, please review and much love to everyone. – LunarEclipse/librianangel