RKK: WOO HOOO!!!
ABW: Is that a Death note in your hand?
RKK: Maaaayyyyy be… hides a Death Note behind back
ABW: You're hopeless…
RKK: Any ways… You! Points to L who is looking up yaoi porn on Aura Black Wolf's laptop
L: trys to hide porn WHAT!?
ABW: HEY! That's MY LAPTOP! Takes it away
L: Awww… pouts at loss of porn
RKK: AHEM! YOU, L will be doing the disclaimers… because I can't spell apple fiend's name right now.
L: mumbles obscenities RKK and ABW do NOT own Death Note I do! Because I have APPLES! Juggles apples
Intro: Hey you people reading this! smiles like kitty This is RKK! I want to just absolutely smother in love and hugs and kisses Ami-Chan! AKA AuraBlackWolf! She's like my Death Note Godess (Shinigami?) any ways… I normally don't write Intros but this one kina deserves it! I started a series with Redd Dawn, AKA Moddy, called Teen Trouble… and Ami inspired me to write a Death Note one kitty smirk so sit back, enjoy! ENJOY AND BOW TO MY YAOI GODESS!!! (P.S. I Know Raito actually has "Control" over Ryuuk but… I think L's more insane hehe And actually it can work either way O.o…)
Teen Trouble: Shinigami Boredom
Part one: Breakfast with L and Raito, Insults, and WTF?
L was bored, to say the least. Or else he was just plain addicted to being hunched in a ball with his laptop perched precariously on his knees in his favorite chair. He was reading a thing called fanfiction in the house of two girl's house where he had appeared quite suddenly.
"L-Chan! BREAKFAST!" Screached a brunette haired girl, for some reason she didn't die when he wrote her name in Death Note, maybe it only worked for Raito. Her name supposedly… Was Mimi, According to her roomie, whom L rather liked, Amiboshi, Mimi was short for Kagomi.
"I'm coming… and my name is pure plain simple L, OR L-san… Why can't you be polite like Ami-chan." He said with ton of sarcasm and lazyness. He streached out his legs and closed his laptop and stowed it under his arm. He walked into the kitchen where Amiboshi was chewing on a piece of strawberry pocky, and Mimi was just making eggs.
"Hey L-san…" Amiboshi said from her seat, not looking up from her own laptop. L said nothing as he took a seat by her with his laptop produced from under his arm.
"You two look cute like that…" Mimi said with a grin as L suddenly flipped her the bird as she served him a plate of hash browns and eggs, setting them by his laptop. "Now, now, don't you be like that... By the way… Where's Raito-kun?" She asked Amiboshi. Said black haired girl shrugged.
"Still in my closet I think?" Amiboshi said looking up from her screen to accept some toast from Mimi. At that moment said boy came into the room, sat at the table, and literally banged his head on the table.
"Wakey, wakey, Toto-chan!" Mimi said petting Raito gently on the head. To Amiboshi and L's amazement the blonde merely sat there not doing a damn thing to stop her.
"My name… is Raito-san…" He said deadpan a scowl showing in his voice. Mimi merely set a plate similar to the one she had given to L next to Raito's head. "Yeah, yeah…" Mimi said.
"Well, it has been concluded… Our fanfic came to life…" Amiboshi said suddenly and Mimi looked at her.
"Oh?" Mimi questioned brightly as L stared at Amiboshi with his fork in his mouth.
"The proof is splattered all over your Fanfiction dot net profile!" She said turning her laptop around to show what L had done prior to breakfast out of boredom. Mimi stared.
"I AM NOT MISA IN DISGUISE!!!" Mimi screeched reading the nonsense that L had plastered all over her profile. "AND I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH EITHER OF YOU!!!" She screamed again. She gave L an evil look that almost could be read as: "When I have Death Note in my hands… You're dead!" Instead her mouth said: "Just wait… I'll PROVE to you that You, L, are Raito's bitch!" She then turned on her heel and stalked off more than likely to serve her boyfriend before she ate breakfast.
~~Two hours later~
"We're watching… LAURANCE OF ARABIA!" Mimi shouted holding up a DVD. As if a rehersed cue was given, Amiboshi, Raito, and L all smacked their palms to their foreheads in unison.
"Why?" Asked L.
"Who?" Inquired Raito.
"I'm tired of that movie…" Supplied Amiboshi. Mimi merely smiled evilly and shook her head.
"I'm kidding…" She said with a childish grin on her face.
"You bitch…" L said curling into his favorite fetal position. Raito shifted uncomfortably.
"Uhhh… I need to use the bathroom…" He said suddenly.
"Second door to our left… Are you okay Raito-san?" Mimi asked, as the blonde hurried to said room where he slammed the door and a loud, explosive sounding fart was heard. At that moment Mimi's boyfriend, Graven, came out of his room his long hair completely disheveled and he looked irritable as he swung a sword around. "Graven, honey… It's o-" She began to say but Raito exited from the bathroom with a relieved expression.
"God that was a good shit…" Raito said pleasantly to Graven who glared.
"Spray the bathroom…" Graven said acidly.
"Does it stink that bad?" Raito inquired glancing to L for help for L was bearly peaking over the back of Amiboshi's sofa.
"GOD DAMN! YOUR SHIT STINKS LIKE EVERYONE ELSES SO SPRAY THE FUCKING BATHROOM!" Graven exploded poking Raito in the gut with his sword.
Both Amiboshi and Mimi sighed, it was going to be out there while Raito and Graven were in the same house…
RKK: TADAH! My third ever Death Note Fic, First published! Preens
ABW: Uhhh… Why so short?
RKK: Uhhh… looks both ways nervously
ABW: Don't tell me you fed Ryuuk a fucking apple and he's now going after Raito for his explosive fart of doom?!
RKK: Uhhh… no… sweat drops I'm re-reading Death Note X.x
ABW: Oh…
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