Anakin: I vote that Obi-Wan say the dissy!
Obi-Wan: -glares- ObiWanKenobifangirl does not own Star Wars the Clone Wars.
Anakin: And…?
Obi-Wan: But ObiWanKenobifangirl does own the characters Kati, James, and Alec. All thoughts will be in italics!
CHAPTER 1: TRUTH OR DARE!
Obi-Wan was sitting on the couch watching TV. He almost jumped when Anakin jumped out from behind the couch. Anakin laughed seeing Obi-Wan's expression. "Hey, Obi-Wan!"
"Hello, Anakin." Obi-Wan muttered. "Where are the others?" Anakin asked his former Master. Kenobi turned to look at him. "How the Force would I know?" Skywalker shrugged, jumping over the couch and sat next to Kenobi.
Suddenly, the TV flickered out. Obi-Wan sat up, dropping is feet from their spot on the coffee table. "What in blazes just happened?" Kenobi said. Anakin shrugged, putting his hands behind his head. "Ask the TV." Anakin laughed. Obi-Wan rolled his eyes and Anakin stood up.
"Where do you think you're going, Anakin?" Obi-Wan asked, looking up at the young Jedi. "I'll be right back." Anakin said and ran to the other room where James was waiting.
James snickered. "Time to unleash operation Freak Obi-Wan." Anakin nodded.
"Anakin!" Obi-Wan called from the livingroom.
Anakin looked over his shoulder with a grin. He turned back to James. "Follow my lead." Skywalker whispered. James nodded.
"Anakin?" Kenobi called again.
"James!" Anakin exclaimed. "Why are you here?" "I just-" "No," Anakin said. "I don't want to hear your pathetic excuse!" James snickered and ran out.
Anakin sighed, walking back to the livingroom. "You rang?" Anakin grinned. "I got the TV working again," Obi-Wan laughed, "what were you yelling at James for this time?" Obi-Wan questioned. "James is just being a twerp again." Anakin replied, jumping back onto the couch. Obi-Wan chuckled.
The TV went out once again.
"Oh, come on!" Kenobi growled. "It took me 5 minutes to fix the dang TV!" Anakin laughed. Obi-Wan looked at the Jedi.
"You find it funny how?" he asked. "I find it funny how you get ticked so easily," Anakin smirked. "It's so funny!" Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. "Whatever." Kenobi muttered.
A fake spider fell on Obi-Wan's head. Anakin grinned.
"What?" Obi-Wan asked. The spider is in place. Turn it on, kiddo! Anakin thought to James, who was in a vent above the two Jedi. Copy that. James said.
The toy spider started to move.
Obi-Wan always did hate spiders.
Obi-Wan felt the spider on him. He picked the spider off his head and screamed and threw it on the floor, stabbing it with his Lightsaber.
Anakin fell off the couch, laughing hard.
Obi-Wan glared at him. "I'm going to kill you one day," Kenobi said darkly, "you do realize that, right?" Anakin was still laughing when he sat up. "Yep!" he laughed.
"Hey, Obi-Wan." Kati said from the doorway. The annoyed Jedi turned. "Hello, Kati." he smiled at the girl. Anakin stood, pressing a button on his wrist com. "Okay, James," he chuckled. "You can come back now."
All of a sudden, James fell out of the vent onto Obi-Wan.
"Oomph!" Kenobi grunted. "Hi, Obi-Wan." James said, looking down at the Jedi that he was sitting on. "Hello, James." Obi-Wan groaned.
James got off of Obi-Wan. Kati ran over to him, helping the older Jedi up.
"Sorry, Obi-Wan." James said. "It's quite alright."
"Hey," Kati said with a smile. "Everyone is going to play Truth or Dare. I thought that you might want to join." Anakin and Obi-Wan exchanged a glance at each other.
"Alright."
"Cool."
(In the Jedi Garden)
"Did we honestly have to play it here?" Obi-Wan asked.
"Stop whining, Obi-Wan." Anakin laughed.
Obi-Wan, Anakin, Kati, and James sat down with the others, Kati taking a seat next to Obi-Wan.
"Okay, I'll go first," Anakin said, looking at Yoda, "Yoda, truth or dare?"
"Truth, I pick." the elderly Jedi Master said.
"On the entire Jedi Council, who do you find the most attractive?"
"Mace, I find attractive." Yoda laughed.
Mace and Obi-Wan—as if on cue—smacked their hand on their forehead.
"Anakin, truth or dare, you will choose." Yoda said to the young Jedi Knight.
"I pick dare." Skywalker grinned.
"Dare you to run around yelling Drunk, I am!" Yoda smiled.
Obi-Wan laughed.
Anakin grinned. "Dare accepted, Master Yoda." Anakin stood.
Everyone looked at him.
"Would you like a few drinks first, Anakin?" Obi-Wan mocked.
Anakin looked at him. "Eh, why not. Sure."
(A few minutes later, Obi-Wan came back with ten shots)
Anakin grinned. "This should be fun."
Soon, Anakin finished all his shots and he started to run in a circle.
"I am drunk!" Skywalker yelled. Then he tripped and started too laughed.
Everyone started to laugh, too.
"And I thought that I was bad." Obi-Wan laughed.
"Okay, Obi-Wan," Anakin grinned, sitting up, "truth or dare?"
"Dare." Kenobi said with a smile.
"Hummmm…" Anakin thought for a minute. "I dare you to…go on a date with Kati!"
"Oooooh!" everyone said in unison.
"What!" Obi-Wan exclaimed.
"I said-"
"I heard you, Anakin. I'm not deaf."
"Do you want to chicken out?" Anakin asked with a grin.
"I am very close to killing you, Anakin." Obi-Wan laughed.
"Come on, Obi," Kati said, hugging his arm. "It doesn't sound that bad."
Obi-Wan sighed. "Fine."
"Ahsoka, truth or dare?" Obi-Wan asked the Padawan Learner.
"I'm going to have to go with truth." Ahsoka smiled, flashing her sharp teeth.
"Blast!" Obi-Wan laughed. "Umm… what Jedi do you think is cute?" he asked her.
Ahsoka glared at the Jedi. "I think it's a tie between you and Anakin."
Anakin started to laugh.
Obi-Wan: Why me?
Kati: Come now, Obi, stop being such a sourpuss.
Anakin: Yeah. It sounds fun.
Obi-Wan: -glares- You have a wife! I do not!
Anakin: You could—
Obi-Wan: Don't even say it!
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