Author's note: I felt like writing something entirely new. This is just for fun, not attempting anything serious. I hope you all enjoy reading it as I enjoy writing it!
The Blue-eyed Uchiha
-by Angelbloodlover-
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~Rebirth, Struggles and Love.
Naruko had believed in stories, legends and even myths. In the creation of the world, in the chakra fruit, in the Sage of the Six Paths or better known as Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki. Even reincarnation wasn't a far-fetched word anymore. Seeing as she had been born with Asura's will.
So no, things like that didn't disturb her anymore.
Not even being reborn inside a baby's body deterred her anymore.
Blinking her doe-eyes she let out a happy gurgle and grasped the delicate finger.
"Who is my cute daughter?" The melodic voice asked softly, her eyes softening at the sight of her adorable daughter.
She tried to speak but her undeveloped vocal cords only allowed her to speak some gibberish language. But that didn't deter her mother to laugh in delight. Naruko squealed when her beautiful mother tickled her tiny feet. Her laughter echoed throughout the room and she tried to flee but alas her tiny body was unable to do so. Still, she found her recent situation very strange and she couldn't help but feel the familiarity wash over her. Her mother, this room, even the strange symbol- all of it.
She could swear that she recognized it from somewhere. But where?
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It had been her second meeting with the man that called himself her father.
Fugaku stared at his daughter. His daughter stared back at him. With cerulean eyes. Eyes that reminded him so much of Minato Namikaze. He couldn't help the slight doubt that flickered in his eyes. He locked eyes with his wife, her defiant eyes daring him to say anything stupid.
He sighed and kissed his wife's forehead tenderly, followed by his daughter.
"I'm not doubting you. But it's a strange concept for any Uchiha, Mikoto."
His wife nodded. "I don't blame you, anata. But that doesn't mean that I will forgive you if you ever doubt me. I have always been faithful to you."
Fugaku regarded his daughter with fondness. It wasn't that hard to see the resemblance between himself and Mikoto in the child. No, he didn't have to fear anything. His wife was and will always remain faithful towards him.
How ironic. A blue-eyed Uchiha.
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Naruko sulked in her crib, eyeing the Uchiha symbol with distaste. Being reborn as a Uchiha.
No wonder she had felt a strange sense of familiarity.
Luck seemed to be non-existent in her current life. Sasuke-teme would have choked on his laughter if he would see her current situation. She blinked her eyes. Sasuke. Straightening up, she grabbed the wooden bars for support and forced her legs to bear her weight. Would her best friend be reborn as well? So many questions whirled inside her head but no freaking answers to satisfy her.
"Noriko-chan, are you hu-Noriko?" Her mother entered the room and almost dropped the bottle of milk. Her six-months old daughter was attempting to walk already.
Naruko squeaked in shock when her mother appeared in front of her, cooing at her strong-willed daughter. "You're so cute, Ko-chan!"
The reborn girl wouldn't admit it but she adored her new mother. The way she would look at her with so much love. That didn't mean she had forgotten all about her old parents. The memories she had of her old parents would be etched within her heart. But disregarding her new parents would be cruel. Besides, Naruko could be selfish for once in her life. She had done so much for so many people-it was time that she could have something purely for herself.
No one could blame her for craving a parent's love.
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There had been times where she was tired of hearing Kurama inside her mind. To hear no obnoxious and annoying voice inside her mind felt strange.
She felt empty.
Kurama had been one of her most important person. A precious friend.
Now, only an eerie silence accompanied her. It made her feel so naked without her furry friend.
Sighing, she closed her eyes and snuggled closer to her worried mother. Nothing in life was easily granted. It was something that Naruko had discovered early on in life.
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"You can do it, Ko-chan!" Her mother encouraged her.
She had started answering to her new name. Noriko. Ko-chan.
Her previous parents had named her Naruko. Her new parents granted her with the name Noriko. She was only happy that both names resembled each other. It would have hurt otherwise if that wouldn't be the case.
Wobbly legs supported her weak body. But that didn't stop her. If there was one thing she had despised her entire life, it was giving up. That wasn't in her previous Nindo and neither will it be in her newest one. Sticking her tongue out, she toddled towards her mother.
"Kaa-chan!"
Mikoto froze.
But that soon vanished and she picked her daughter up, twirling her around.
Laughter filled the Uchiha household.
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Smugness didn't suit his wife, Fugaku concluded.
"Ko-chan, can you repeat what you said."
Noriko grinned happily, "Kaa-chan! Kaa-chan!"
Mikoto smirked as she patted her daughter's black locks, "I told you so."
He chuckled in amusement and shook his head. His lovely wife still had a mischievous streak.
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Noriko was rendered speechless when her mother took her outside the house for the first time. Her sharp eyes had picked up not eight, but three heads on the Hokage Mountain. This meant that she had been reborn and send back in time. With her foreknowledge.
Her eyes stung when her thoughts circled on her previous parents. Were they alive? Would they have another daughter going by the name of Naruko? Would they live this time around?
She sniffed quietly and rubbed her eyes.
Her mother stroked her cheek, "Ko-chan... are you alright?"
"Tou-chan and Kaa-chan not go..."
Mikoto's eyes softened, "Of course we won't go, sweetie. Never."
It was that promise that Noriko treasured close to her heart. Her new parents wouldn't leave her. Her previous parents wouldn't die. She vowed on her name as a Namikaze, a Uzumaki and as a recently baptized Uchiha.
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One year.
It sure didn't feel like it.
Since her previous revelation, Noriko started training her weak body. This time she'd be prepared. No one- not even Obito nor Madara, would take away her current peace.
From push-ups to toddling around the house or garden. Noriko pushed herself to her limit. No, even beyond that.
Then, one day, her father caught her red-handed when she was doing some sit-ups.
"Noriko...?"
She frowned and walked towards her father with blazing determination. "Ko-chan ninja."
Never did Fugaku think that his first child and heir to the Uchiha clan would be this intelligent. At times it scared him to see so much intelligence in his daughter's cerulean orbs.
"You want to become a kunoichi? Why?"
But that didn't mean that he feared his own flesh and blood. It just meant that he had thought that children would be different. Nevertheless, this granted him a wonderful opportunity to show everyone what the Uchiha clan was capable of. Every person in the village would know that the Uchiha clan was and will remain the strongest clan in Konoha. Even the Senju clan was on the brink of extinction. Scratch that, make it the entire Shinobi Nations.
"Protect tou-chan and kaa-chan!" Noriko exclaimed with utter seriousness.
Fugaku blinked his eyes. His lips curled upwards at that statement. Mikoto was right-their daughter really was adorable. "How about I help you with your training?"
Noriko nodded her head.
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Mikoto shook her head when Fugaku was training their two-year old daughter. Another chuckle rippled through her chest when Noriko fell on her behind. At first she had been adamant against it. But then she had seen how stubborn her daughter could be. Even reprimanding her didn't help and so she had deemed it safer for her to train under Fugaku's tutelage instead on her lonesome.
"Get up Noriko." Fugaku said sternly.
The Uchiha Matriarch shook her head. She had two stubborn people in her life.
"Must be from Fugaku's side," was her soft remark.
She continued watching the two with softened eyes, thanking Kami for this blessed life.
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Fugaku sighed tiredly when he set foot in his house. It had been six long tiring months without his wife and child. Six months spend in utter chaos and bloodshed.
The Third Shinobi World War was raging on and there didn't seem an end to it.
"Tadaima," he spoke softly and not long after, quiet footsteps followed.
His heart softened at the sight of his daughter as she hugged him tightly, silent tears rolling down her cheeks. "Okaeri, tou-chan."
Mikoto followed afterwards, her eyes lighting up at the sight of them.
His eyes almost bulged out at the sight of her swollen stomach. "...how long?" He swallowed loudly, placing his hands on her stomach.
"I'm almost due."
He chuckled and snaked his arms around his wife. "I love you."
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"Tou-chan, I want to enter the Aca-"
Fugaku eyed his daughter with confused eyes. Why had she gone quiet?
"Mikoto!" A loud voice screeched.
He winced. That woman could be so loud.
"Kushina, she is not here."
Said woman stopped and looked at him and then to his daughter. "Nani? I didn't know that Mikoto had a daughter."
Fugaku wanted to hit his head against a wall. Kushina cold be so dense at times. His daughter was almost three.
"I see you're still grumpy as ever. Now, who do we have here?" Kushina crouched on eye-level and looked at the tiny girl.
Noriko swallowed and looked at her living mother. Her mother. She took a step forward, reaching out. "Beautiful..."
Kushina felt her eyes widen once she locked eyes with Mikoto's child. Those eyes. Eyes like Minato. She gulped. "W-what's your name, -tebane?"
Fugaku kept quiet, knowing why she was becoming nervous.
"Noriko..."
"That's a beautiful name. My name is Kushina."
Noriko nodded shakily, feeling her eyes tear up. She embraced her mother, not caring that this might seem strange for her to do so. Ramen. She felt at home. She felt like she belonged here.
If the two adults noticed her silent tears, they didn't speak up. Some things were better left unanswered.
Kushina hugged her back and looked at Fugaku with questions in her eyes. Why was this child looking at her with so much longing and love? She didn't dare to admit it but that look had scared her.
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It had hurt to see her mother leave. But there was nothing she could do. Only getting stronger and keeping her alive, along with all her precious people.
Her resolve became much fiercer And thus her father had enrolled her in the Academy at the mere age of four. Her mother had been displeased but after seeing her daughter's stubbornness, she had allowed it. Mikoto wouldn't be able to deny her daughter anything. The only thing she could hope was that her daughter retained her beautiful, warm persona. That was all she asked for as a mother.
Noriko was ecstatic. She would become the youngest Genin in Konoha's history. She'd beat Kakashi-sensei. His expression would be priceless to see.
Chuckling softly, she read a book about anatomy. Her previous life had been all about a frontline attacker, renowned for her tremendous Ninjutsu skills. This time, she wanted to expand her jutsu repertoire and skills.
"Noriko. Are you reading again?" Hinatsu-sensei stated in annoyance.
"...no?"
Her sensei shook his head, "Come see me at the end of the lesson."
Noriko gulped and put her book aside. It hadn't been two days and she brought trouble to herself. Her father would kill her.
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"Your daughter has shown to have an IQ of 200 and above."
Fugaku and Mikoto shared a shocked look.
"She has passed all the replacement tests, scoring a bit lower on Taijutsu. But that's normal considering she's only four."
The Uchiha clan head cleared his throat, "What are her options?"
Hinatsu-sensei stared at the parents. "This means that she can graduate at the sheer age of four, marking her as the youngest Genin in history. But there will be consequences seeing that no Jounin would want to take her as a student."
"I may have a solution for her." A new voice spoke up, ancient and filled with authority.
"Hokage-sama!" The trio spoke in shock.
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"Ha! Beat that scarecrow!" Noriko grinned widely as she strapped her forehead protector around her waist. Normally, she would've strapped it around her forehead but it kept falling off. She had beat her sensei with one year, she was just amazing.
Her excitement skyrocketed when she had heard who her sensei would be. She'd be apprenticed under the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero. Ever since her parents had given her that news she had been unable to sit still. It was either training or emerging herself under books.
"Kaa-chan, I'm leaving!"
"Be safe, Ko-ch-" Her mother's voice was interrupted by the shattering of glass.
Worried, Noriko ran towards her mother. "Kaa-chan..." Her voice shook as she looked at her horrified mother.
"My water broke."
Noriko didn't waste anytime and ran outside, screaming as loud as she could, "Kaa-chan's water broke!"
Not shortly after, three Uchiha barged inside their home and brought Mikoto to the hospital.
During that time, Noriko was joined by a stressed Fugaku who couldn't stop pacing.
"Tou-chan, don't worry. Kaa-chan is strong."
Fugaku chuckled at his daughter's soothing words. She was comforting him. What a strange, strange child.
But Fugaku wouldn't have it differently.
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The birth didn't take long and soon the family of three was joined by a fourth member.
Fugaku looked at his newborn son and smiled softly, "Itachi. Uchiha Itachi."
Mikoto cradled her son's head gently, "Itachi, I like the sound of it."
Noriko could only blink her eyes in shock. Uchiha Itachi. There had been one Itachi in history and his name brought forth misery and bloodshed.
"Ko-chan?" Her mother's tired voice reached her ears, "Would you like to hold your brother?"
The reborn Uzumaki swallowed quietly, trying to fend of the image of a thirteen year old boy serial killer. "H-hai..."
Fugaku picked up the way his daughter was trembling. Strange, he mused. He'd have to ask his daughter about it.
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Noriko vowed to keep her brother's innocence intact and kill anyone who dared to abuse his kindness.
This time there will be no Uchiha Massacre. The Uchiha clan will prosper and she will become Hokage.
"What are your dreams?" Kushina asked softly, wondering why this girl regarded her with deep longing and unconditional love.
Noriko smiled softly, "My dream is no dream. I will protect my precious people and become the first female Hokage."
Kushina held her breath as she looked at the tiny girl that burned with a certain determination and strength. The Will of Fire. She had no doubt that this girl would become someone to be feared and known throughout the Shinobi Nations. Besides, this girl reminded her so much of herself.
Maybe that was the reason she had asked the Hokage to become her sensei...
"That's nice to know gaki, but first you have to get through me to become Hokage."
Noriko grinned foxily, "I don't think that'd be too difficult." She crossed her fingers and shouted out, "Sexy no Jutsu!" The image of the innocent Genin was swapped with the image of a certain blonde-haired blue-eyed Jounin. Naked.
Kushina blinked her eyes and screamed, "Nani?!" She held her nose as blood streamed out. "You little she-devil! Come here!"
The blue-eyed Genin laughed and twirled out of reach as the image of a naked Minato disappeared.
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"Now, Ko-chan, listen well. Fuinjutsu isn't something that's easily do-Nani? How did you do that?!" Kushina shrieked in disbelief.
Noriko smiled widely and held up her recently made storage seal. "I learned from a book!"
"B-but... a storage seal isn't that easi-Nani, you are a monster!"
Said Uchiha giggled and held up another exploding seal. "This one was a bit difficult, but still doable."
Kushina face-palmed. "It's no fun teaching a prodigy."
"There, there, sensei." Noriko comforted Kushina. "You can still teach me many things."
Sniffing, the red-haired Jounin nodded, "True, let's move on to Ninjut-Noriko, I'll kill you!" She ran after the tiny child after witnessing the seals for a wind jutsu.
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"Fugaku, you have created a monster." Kushina admitted, eyes looking left and right.
"Hn?"
Mikoto greeted her best friend and smiled widely, "Kushina-chan, it's nice to see you again."
The Uzumaki almost bawled her eyes out, "Miko-chan! You can't believe how much I missed you! Your daughter is driving me crazy!"
Fugaku sweatdropped.
"It had been two days Kushina. Surely it can't be that bad." Mikoto answered softly, trying to calm down her fiery friend.
Kushina shook her head, throwing her hands in the air. "I'm running out of teaching material!"
Fugaku stiffened, "That's not possible."
"Yet it is! Did you teach her Fuinjutsu or Iryō Ninjutsu?"
"...no?" Fugaku replied. "Are you implying that Noriko is capable of using both skills?"
Kushina pulled her crimson locks, "That's what I had said, you grumpy Uchiha!"
Fugaku glared at her, crossing his arms over her chest, "I want to see it with my own eyes."
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Fugaku and Mikoto were left speechless. They had known that their daughter might be highly intelligent but this was beyond their wildest imagination. Even for Uchiha standard. Although Fugaku's pride swelled, knowing his daughter would pulverize anyone that dared to badmouth the Uchiha name.
"Noriko-chan, who taught you all these jutsus?" Kushina questioned the prodigious child.
Maybe Noriko had overdone it? Shrugging, she gave her an honest answer, "I read a lot." It wasn't a complete lie but it wasn't the truth either. White lies. Still, she couldn't tell them the complete truth. They'd send her straight to the Konoha's Torture and Interrogation Force immediately. Being reborn and send back in time. Who'd believe her?
"Can you tell us what else you have read?" Mikoto spoke gently, caressing her daughter's cheek. She had a feeling her daughter was about to unleash more than she could handle.
So, Noriko started summing up everything she knew. And with each jutsu, her father's pride and ego was fed as was the shock with the two women.
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Noriko was five when she met her first father and sensei alike.
"I heard that you're giving Kushina quite a lot trouble." Minato said in amusement.
"You mean from Kushina-ero-sensei?" She asked innocently, ignoring his sputtering self. Even Kakashi, the ever stoic bastard cracked a smile.
Minato rubbed his forehead, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
"Pretend all you like, but the fact remains that she is a pervert and likes ogling your body." She stated with all the seriousness that she could muster.
The soon-to-be Yondaime felt his cheeks flame up, coughing loudly.
"You must be Kakashi." Noriko started, "I beat your record by one year."
"Does it seem like I care?"
She nodded, still ignoring the choking blonde-haired man. "You should. Because I set my eyes on you, Scarecrow."
Kakashi's eyebrow twitched. "What did you call me?"
"Don't you like your new nickname, Scarecrow?" She smirked evilly, enjoying his angry glare. Riling up people was too much fun. She hadn't had so much fun in her previous lifetime.
"Noriko!"
"Uh-oh. Time to run. Bye Yellow-chan and Scarecrow!" With that, she ran like hell.
Kushina stopped in front of them, nostrils flaring like a bull. So not attractive. "Where did that demon child go to?!"
Two fingers pointed to the left.
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"Come here, you little brat!" Kushina screeched.
Noriko stuck out her tongue, "Make me, Ero-sensei!"
"Stop calling me that!"
"Make me again!" The demon Uchiha shouted, giggling when she dodged Kushina's grasp. She'd be squeezed to death.
Golden chains burst out the blazing redhead, shooting towards the screaming girl.
"Not the chains! You pervert!" Noriko started running towards the Uchiha compound. "I'm not into those kind of things, ero-sensei!"
Kushina, hot on her heels, didn't recognize where her cute kouhai was leading her to. She saw red and the death of a certain Uchiha. Mikoto wouldn't reprimand her for hurting her adorable daughter... she was sure of it.
"Help! Kushina-ero-sensei wants to kill me! I'm not into chains and whips!"
Kushina froze when hundreds pairs of black eyes where locked on her form. Sweating nervously, she clutched her red locks, "T-this isn't what it looks like, -tebane..."
An elderly Uchiha woman stepped forward, "Then pray tell, what does it look like when the Uchiha heir is being stalked by a crazy red-haired woman with chains while screaming pervert?"
Noriko stepped forward, "Obaa-chan, Kushina-sensei and I were training. No need to worry!" Grinning brightly, she noticed how each of them relaxed, Kushina included, "Ne sensei, weren't we going to stop by kaa-chan's house and have lunch?"
"H-hai..."
Without another word, she walked towards her destination, her stomach grumbling.
"Demon child," was Kushina's quiet whisper.
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"Chi-chan! You can do it!"
Itachi wobbled towards her big sister with a wide toothy smile, "Ko-nee-chan!"
"That's it, you're almost there!"
Had it already been a year and a half? Time surely flew by without any remorse. Her parents were the ever picture-perfect parents, her little brother was growing up without the burden of an heir on his shoulder and her tutelage under Uzumaki Kushina was starting to pay off.
Five years. She was five years old.
Known as Genin Uchiha Noriko of Konohagakure.
All her training was paying off-the Uchiha's reputation had increased enormously with her presence and she hadn't seen any ill wishes coming from her clan members. There would be no coup d'état this time, no unrest in the Uchiha compound and no massacre.
Her eyes softened when her brother giggled softly, hugging her tightly. "Don't worry, Chi-chan, I'll protect you with my life."
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"Genin Uchiha Noriko against Genin Uchiha Shisui! Start!"
This was the first time that Noriko had met the curly Uchiha. She had heard great things about him from the Itachi of her timeline. This was a shinobi renowned for speed and self-sacrifice. He was a selfless, peace-loving person who didn't succumb to the Curse of Hatred. One of the few.
Blue locked with onyx black.
"Kick his ass or I'll kick yours brat!" Kushina screamed loudly, ignoring her bewildered boyfriend whom was trying to calm her down.
Noriko sweatdropped and ignored Shisui's muffled laughter.
Without another word, she dashed towards him. This time she would show them all what she was capable off. She ducked his punch and tried to sweep him off his feet but failed. Shisui somersaulted and grasped her collar, sending her flying.
She send chakra to her legs and skidded to a stop, creating a sandstorm. This was perfect, she could use that to shield her next attacks. Chuckling to herself, she started weaving signs and running in circles while touching the ground. Shisui wouldn't know what hit him. Before she could touch her last mark, he appeared above her. Her reflexes in this body were even better than her previous one, having already started young. His speed was amazing and she could see why he was known as Shunshin no Shisui.
"Fūton: Reppūshō!" Hands clapped together, she summoned compressed wind and sent it towards her incoming enemy.
His eyes widened and thinking quickly on his feet, he shot his ninja wire towards his left, stuck in the ground and pulled. Ignoring his stinging hands, he flickered towards her, intent on winning this fight. He smirked when he caught her tiny fist, "Not bad for a chipmunk."
Noriko returned the favour, "Not bad for a poodle."
He let out a quiet chuckle at her comment. "I think I'm starting to like you." He threw a kick, only to have her step sideways and throw a mean punch towards his kidney. What followed was one of the most stressful fight for the tiny Uchiha heir. She threw punches and kicks but all of them were blocked. Curse her tiny body and lack of strength. He grabbed her hand and twirled around her, her back facing him. "But unfortunately for you, your speed is below my current level." Cold steel met her throat and she stiffened completely. His words weren't meant to rub her in-they were facts.
Glancing towards the fast Uchiha, she smirked, "Unfortunately for you, your skills are below mine." A bluish barrier surrounded them.
Shisui gasped and dropped on his knee. His body felt unbelievably heavy. As if... gravity was crushing him. He almost choked on his spit and looked at the Uchiha girl. "Inside this chakra barrier gravity is ten times worse." Her lips curled upwards in a satisfied smile. "The reason why it's not affecting me is because I had keyed it into my barrier to allow me free reign within the barrier by using my blood." She turned around and picked up his fallen kunai. "Now, forfeit." She placed his kunai against his throat as if she was mocking him.
He surrendered with a sullen look. "I forfeit..."
Then, her cheerful persona came back and with it, her barrier dissipated. "How did you deactivate the barrier?" He asked curiously.
"That's a secret." She grinned brightly and held out her hand, helping him up. "That was a great fight, Shisui. Let's do it again another time."
His reply was a wide smile, "Sure!"
"And the winner is Genin Uchiha Noriko!"
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-Uchiha Shisui:
*Age: 7
*Graduation: age 6
*Occupation: (reached Genin rank at the age of 7), currently Chūnin
*Affiliation: Konohagakure, Uchiha clan
-Uchiha Noriko:
*Age: 5
*Graduation: age 4
*Occupation: (reached Genin rank at the age of 4), currently Chūnin
*Affiliation: Konohagakure, Uchiha clan
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Noriko scowled at the old man, "Jiji! Team Seven can use my help!"
"You will obey my order, Chūnin Noriko. Don't make me demote you to Genin rank." Hiruzen threatened with an icy voice.
She felt tears swell up in her eyes and without another word, she turned away and ran. He left her with no choice, she wasn't about to abandon her future sensei and his teammates. They needed her. The future of everyone depended on her.
"Noriko, get your your ass back here, baka!" Kushina's voice came from behind her. She stopped and looked at her sensei and one of her precious people.
"What."
She knew she was being unfair towards her sensei but all the stress that was piled up on her shoulders was increasing each day. Paranoia had kicked in and she was getting crazy from all the things that she had to change to create a better future. This was insane. Her life couldn't get more fucked up.
Kushina glared at her, "Watch your tongue, Noriko. I haven't taught you to be an impolite and childish kunoichi. You're better than this."
She sighed tiredly, "I'm sorry sensei, it's just this war... it's making me tired."
Softer, "I know Noriko. How about we grab something to eat while I discuss the next mission with you?"
She nodded quietly and followed her eccentric sensei, plans being formed inside her mind.
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"Sensei, you're amazing! I love you!" Noriko screeched in happiness as she hugged her dear sensei to death.
"Noriko, don't go stealing my girlfriend." Minato joked as he entered the Ichiraku stand. He was followed by Kakashi, Obito and then Rin.
The Uchiha heir grinned brightly, wriggling her eyebrows suggestively, "Don't worry, Minato-sensei, there's enough Kushina for the both of us!"
Minato blushed a cherry-red, Kushina tried bashing her head in and Kakashi glared at the Uchiha brat.
"Ko-chan, you're absolutely amazing!" Obito cackled with mad laughter as Rin observed the duo with a defeated look.
Life was starting to look good, Noriko thought.
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She glared at the silver-haired brat. "You're stupid Bakashi!"
"Don't call me that, you perverted Uchiha."
How ironic to be called that by her perverted sensei. Her glare intensified, "I reckon that you'd become an even bigger pervert than me, reading porn during daylight."
"That'll be the day you and that idiot over there activate your Sharingan." He mocked her, jabbing his finger towards his other teammate.
There had been days where Kushina had to use her chains to restrain her. There had been days where Minato had to teleport his arrogant student away in blinding speed. There had been days where Noriko and Obito formed a team and beat the scarecrow together. Alas, those days were scarce.
"Obito, formation B," Noriko gritted through clenched teeth. "Activate seal MLM 4.3."
Said Uchiha boy took out four seals and threw them around the the future Copycat. "Seals check."
Kakashi didn't give them time to activate anything and jumped away. His eyes widened when a long bluish tendril shot towards him and curled around his ankle. He tried cutting it off with a kunai but it was useless. He yelped when the tendril pulled him towards the barrier. "Like hell I'll let you two." Taking his famed chakra blade, he slashed the tendril down with the special white chakra.
Inwardly cheering at his succes, he flipped backwards and dodged Obito's punch to his midriff. He avoided Noriko's deadly glowing touch and ducked another roundhouse kick coming from dead last number one.
"Even when you combine all your efforts, it doesn't change a single thing. Two idiots fighting together will become a pair of idiots."
Obito glared at him and Noriko was scowling in annoyance, "How about we beat that idiotic face of yours?" Turning to Obito, Noriko smirked, "Time to unleash our hidden move, Obito."
"You mean...?" His eyes widened as saucers at her affirmative nod.
Punching her hand palm, she grinned evilly, "Time to beat that Scarecrow off the road." Obito copied her movements.
Kakashi stood there watching the two warily. Only Kami knew what they were up to this time.
In unison, "Harem no Jutsu!" Puffs of smoke appeared everywhere and when the smoke vanished, Kakashi was left with the sight of naked females. All looking at him with lustful eyes and sinful flesh. He gulped and tried to escape.
"Kakashi-kun... we want you." They chorused in passionate moans.
Kakashi felt sick when they latched on him, pushing their squishy bodies against him. This was too much. He felt dizzy and disgusted. Without another word, he turned to the side and threw up. On one of the females. He didn't care though.
"Ew. Bakashi, you freak!" Obito's voice resonated throughout the clearing while Noriko was left clutching her side as she laughed loudly.