Two Different Souls
Chapter 1: Beer and Pizza
Author's Note: Just a short and silly fic about our heroes. If I must put a timeline to it, it could be around episode 5. Somewhat AU. Warning for language.
As he was ending his guard duty with the Wheeles, William took him aside. "Come with me for a minute," Alex followed William into the elevator.
" Alex, maybe you and your buddies would enjoy one of these". They were standing in one of the storage rooms by the kitchen. He pointed to one of the kegs lined up along the wall.
"Excuse me?" Alex disbelief written all over his face.
"Yeah, one of our trade parties from the coast arrived today they've been brewing it based on some formula from before the war, I hear its good and they gave two I don't indulge much. And we use more wine. And you know, you being the Chosen One and all .. And being so gracious ...about things ... I thought about you .." He said,his brown eyes earnest.
Alex swallowed. Claire. William was about to marry Claire. Of course, it hurt like hell. They could be crazy and selfish and just run away to New Delphi. He wanted to. Good God! He wanted it so bad, he just wanted to go up to General Riesen and punch him in the face and tell him to just shove it. But Claire wasn't selfish. Claire wanted to stay and help Vega. Claire as the future Lady of the City wanted to get rid of the V system. William was the heir to the second most powerful house. William the Principate. William would be good for Claire. He really wanted to hate William, part of him couldn't stomach the sight of him. But this is what Claire wanted. Together they can do so much good. Together they were Vega's future. Somedays he can convince himself, somedays...well.
William further explained the keg was what they called a quarter barrel. He looked up at Alex hopefully.
"Yeah, if you're sure about it." He smiled slightly.
"Please, I'm very sure." He said as he gave one of those wide eyed smiles that Alex just wanted to smack off his face.
"Oh, alright...umm..thanks" .he mumbled. He thought briefly of refusing it, but , "Oh , what the hell, I could definitely use it". He does have 24 hours off after this. A bender seems to sound pretty good right now.
They shook hands. William left him in the storeroom. He examined the keg. It's label said " dark ale,brew date..." It was heavy. Grateful for the fact that he had the use of a jeep while on guard detail ,he heaved it up to his shoulder and made his way to the garage. There weren't a lot of people around and those who saw him paid him no mind. He placed the keg at the back and covered it with a tarp.
Too bad Ethan and Noma weren't off today. The next time they had a day off together wasn't till next week. In the meantime he needed a place to hide this. The barracks was out of the question. He could go find Ethan and ask him for help but he was on guard duty on the South Wall.
There was one option. He drove the jeep, north. He was pretty sure he won't mind . Hopefully.
Alex swiped his pass card on the elevator key pad, it asked for fingerprint confirmation which he gave. He was given access to this right after he had the tattoos ,since he had to be careful when using the public showers. He had a small room with a shower at the base of the tower. He undressed all the way down to his undershirt and changed for a more comfortable pair of pants. Alex usually kept out of his way when they were not training.
He punched the the key for the topmost floor. The door opened right into the Archangel's pad.
" Michael, Michael!" He called out. "Yes!" He did a small hop. He wasn't home! He had the whole place to himself!
He knew he was risking his ire, but he could care less. After the shit that he had to go through for his so called training he felt he deserved this. The worse he could do was kick him out then whip him. But Michael hadn't whipped him since he had the tattoos he guessed its because he had been so busy punishing himself with guilt with everything going on, that more than made up for it.
He set the keg down in the middle of the room. He walked over to the mini kitchen. He usually had food for his "guests".
He opened the fridge and there in the middle, was the best thing he had seen in a long time. It was bathed in the glow of the fridge's lighting. But for Alex it could have been the light of heaven itself. It was unbelievable ! Was he dreaming ? If he was he didn't want to wake up! He would have not been surprised if it was just a mirage. He could literally hear the choirs of heaven in his head.
A most perfect, pizza. Untouched. Sixteen inches of pure perfection . It must taste as good as it looks . The cheese. And is that sausage? Of course! Where the hell did he get this!?
The eternal battle raged within him. The one that had plagued man since the beginning of time. Yes or no? Should he? Shouldn't he? Would Michael smite him? He wondered as he thought about stories he heard from the Bible. Apparently way back then Michael did a lot of smiting.
Fuck it ! Whatever. He took the whole dish out and laid out in the counter. He found a knife and cut it into nice, neat slices. He left it on the counter to set up his spot . There were some chairs and table out in the spacious balcony. He brought the keg there, got two mugs .Maybe he won't kill me if I offer him some. Brought the pizza out, he settled on the chair and whipped out his aviator shades. He carefully took a slice and bit into it slowly savoring just how good it was, how different it was from his bland rations, the cheese ,the sausage, the crust.
Ohhh...almost as good as...WOW! Then he inhaled two more slices and emptied out a mug of beer. Leaning back, feet up on a chair luxuriating in the joys of a simple man.
" I'm pleased that you seem to be enjoying a selection from my kitchen," a deep voice from up high spoke. Alex was so wrapped up in the whole experience of eating and drinking that he didn't notice that something had darkened the sky. The archangel was hovering above him, his majestically intimidating obsidian wings slowly flapping midair. A very irate looking Archangel. Alex suddenly had an image of Michael in full "Archangel mode " just swooping down on him with his dual short swords out and just ending him right there. He visibly shuddered ,shook his head and blinked to erase the thought in his head.
Before Alex answered he took a long swig of beer and let out a belch, what Jeep would call a manly belch, long ,loud and satisfying. Since he was in trouble already ...
Michael's nose twitched ever so slightly after his sensitive senses were assaulted by the very human sound.
"Heyyy, Michael,man!" As he chewed. "Hang up your wings, take a load off ! We never really relax! By the way this is the best pizza! Well ,it has to be since its the ONLY pizza I've ever eaten in my entire life. Seen it only in pictures, you know!." Most of what he said came out mostly as mmmupph, as Alex chewed, talked and swallowed in rapid succession.
Wonderful, he thought, after all the trouble I went through protecting his sorry behind, the Chosen One is going to die because he choked on pizza. MY pizza! Michael thought irritably.
Alex gulped. Michael was quiet and haven't moved an inch. He hadn't even come down on the ground yet. "Look I'm sorry ,I have some beer, I didn't really planned this then I saw the pizza...it looked so good ...V2 rations usually sucks .. I'll leave, sorry " his face dejected, looking like a little lost boy, he started picking up stuff to clean up .
Michael tilted his head to one side, gave Alex that look and sighed again and slowly touched down his feet on the concrete. "Alex you can stay," he stated as his wings snapped closed and disappeared behind him.
"Really? You're not upset?" he asked, his face brightened.
" I said you can stay," he stated his usual even tone tinged with annoyance. "Excuse me, let me make a call." He went inside. Alex could make out the words... I apologize ...cancel ... Perhaps tomorrow ..I see..
Michael came out again. He sat down across Alex. He took a mug and wordlessly filled it with beer from the tap. He inspected the liquid for a minute then drank some of it, he paused the drank some more.
"A good balance in aroma and flavor, nice notes of nutty smoke, a hint of dark fruits, good creamy sweetness with a bitterness of chocolate. Could use more hop backbone, but still full bodied and quite satisfactory," he said in his "all knowing" voice. Lips pursed, brows furrowed, as he got another mug.
"Ohh...k ...Wow! Never pegged you for a beer expert you don't look the type ."he mocked coughed ...'prissy.' He added with a smirk.
Michael raised an eyebrow at him as he took a large bite of the pizza. He chewed it carefully seemingly loss in thought. "Did you enjoy the pizza?"
"Enjoy it ?! More than that! Where did you get this ? Did somebody make it for you? I didn't even know somebody knows how to make these things? He asked, more like mumbled, with his mouth full again.
Seriously, it's just a matter of time, death by choking. I wonder if the tattoos can protect him from that the Archangel thought, cynically. "If you must know I made it myself" he stated.
Alex coughed. Michael leaned over concerned. Alex held up a hand out immediately in a gesture that he was fine.
"Really!?" Alex almost snorting as he tried to hold back his laughter.
" Alex, before I was fully corporeal I had every opportunity to observe and learn about humans, even the simple every day things that brings you joy. A significant amount of time is spent in food preparation and cooking. I myself find the culinary arts relaxing. " he explained.
Noting the disbelief all over Alex's face, "Yes, Alex I do cook and judging from the response I have gotten from those who sampled my dishes, I am quite good".
Alex just wore a dazed expression on his face "Wow, my mind just got blown. Here I am thinking you're like this whole divine warrior, serious and shit then you're in the kitchen cooking, measuring stuff in little cups, little spoons, baking, this is a whole different side of you. I don't know if I can handle it. " He said as he tried to stifle a laugh but was unsuccessful, clutching his midsection he couldn't help it anymore first he snorted and then just guffawed.
Beer came out of his nose, as he gasped for breath. Tears in his eyes.
Michael sat there a horrified expression on his face at this spectacle. Slowly his lips curved upward, he shook his head then face palmed as he started laughing too. A deep, hearty sound.
Alex looked at him shocked. With the orange glow of the setting sun framing him, he has never seen Michael looked so young,so carefree, so human almost. For the first time Alex saw the Archangel almost without a care. His dark green eyes seem more luminous as laugh lines framed them. He raked his hand over his hair, almost taming that stubborn lock of hair that's always on his forehead. He took another drink. They sat like this for a while, just two guys drinking beer and eating pizza.
"So you usually eat like that or were you planning on entertaining," he asked flippantly He was well aware of Michael's "hobbies" that's why he always, always made sure he wasn't anywhere near there during certain times.
"I was expecting guests," came the cryptic reply, Michael wore a slightly bemused expression.
Alex made an "O" and took a long swig of beer, realizing finally that he barged in on the angel's "date" night. Michael stood up and removed his coat and carefully laid it on the chair next to him, he did the same thing with his dual swords laying them in the same careful fashion next to him.
Maybe it was the beer which was a LOT that made him ask this,"Ok ...Michael just between us guys so you gotta tell me. How many a night," asked Alex as took another swig, blue eyes twinkled as he waited on an answer, at this point he was beyond caring, he felt wayy too good.
"And do you, use your wings?"at this point Alex was really beyond giving a fuck. And when he saw the distraught/ appalled /puzzled expression on the Archangel's face it was sooo worth it .
Then it was gone and he seemed to consider something.
Green eyes glinted, and Michael's lips curved, "Although I will not deny my appetite it would be poor taste for me to tell you that," Michael looked at him pointedly as he emptied another mug.
Damn it not drunk enough, Alex thought.
"As for the wings," an eyebrow raised towards Alex. Michael lazily traced circles on the table with his long fingers with the moisture from the mugs.
"They come out, when I ...come," he said with emphasis, as green eyes steadily gazed at Alex. A sly smile touched his lips.
A stream of beer and possibly other fluids shot out from Alex's mouth and nose. More this time. Only Michael's superior reflexes saved him and the pizza from getting sprayed as he expertly moved himself and the food to one side without even blinking.
After he settled down he took a long guzzle of beer then moved around his chair restlessly. Michael secretly amused because for once his mouthy and rebellious charge was speechless and uncomfortable.
Alex felt a flush rush through him and he knew it wasn't the alcohol. As drunk as he might be he thought, that image was now unmercifully burned into his brain.
"You dog!". Alex laughed to shake of his discomfort, he got up and then took another swig of beer,and started swaying he managed to regain his balance by holding onto the table.
Michael didn't even bat an eye. He was sure his drunken charge could handle himself.
"Ho..Ho..I guess I'm ...wait... You're not drunk " Alex went around and actually peered at Michael, his face literally next to his as he hiccuped and belched again," You drank more than I did " he said breathing on Michael's face. The biting aroma of onion and beer on his breath hit Michael like a punch to the face.
This actually reminded Michael of one time a human did this to him. It was 1941 he was in his favorite bar in Marrakech waiting to have drinks with Gabriel. It was a busy time for wars were brewing in three different continents and with him being the patron saint of the military and all. So he just needed time to be alone with his thoughts and being corporeal allowed him that. In his angelic form he perceived human feelings acutely and in times like these, when most of the world is in strife, human emotions were like waves upon waves of a stormy sea assailing his spirit. The humans' intent on their wars was putting him on a bad mood. So as he sat there he welcomed the short respite as he enjoyed his fig liquor.
Suddenly a rather large bellied man with bad teeth and stunk of poor hygiene and liquor stood next to him and placed his face next to his, then called him a pretty boy and "asked" him if he can be part of his harem. He had stood up from his comfortable corner and was intent on just ignoring him and started walking out. Then he was grabbed rather roughly so...
His mood escalated from being bad to worse. Needless to say when he was done there wasn't much left of the human, or the bar or the street and this got his brother all upset because he ruined his drinking spot. It was really a shame because that particular bar the owner made really great fig liquor.
Of course he wouldn't dream of doing that to Alex right now but it was rather tempting..
Alex guffawed again then walked around bringing him closer to the ledge. He opened his arms and yelled "I'm the great archangel, I'm flying, I'm flying," while flapping his arms, and circling around.
"Alex, please stop." The admonition was more out of concern of him possibly getting more dizzy and vomiting on HIS floor and not because he looked spectacularly silly.
" ' Alex, please stop' ," Alex mimicking Michael's serious tone. "The whip, Alex," again as he mimicked Michael's deep voice while attempting to copy the Archangel's serious expression, then he just howled in laughter.
Whatever did I do wrong? First there was Lucifer, then Gabriel and of course Uriel now The chosen one. He was getting too old for this. Michael just sighed and took another drink.
Suddenly Michael's face became still, as he listened to his comm link. With pure economy of movement, he had put on his coat and replaced his swords to his side.
"I'm on my way!" Michael answered the comm link.
"There's something on radar coming in fast, stay here,"he said to Alex as he sprinted towards the edge.
No one was prepared for the series of events that followed.
Upon hearing the Archangel's command, Alex started following the angel.
"No, I'm not staying. You need help!" he protested drunkenly as he hiccuped and ran towards Michael, as to why, his alcohol befuddled brain could not even explain. He somehow found his hand reaching out, then he tripped mid run towards the angel. The angel who was at the edge of a very, very tall building.
Because of alcohol he thought later in retrospect his body seemed to disobey every command that Alex willed it to do the first and most important of which was STOP moving or falling in this case.
In an unfortunate combination of momentum, large amounts of alcohol and poor judgement somehow as he tripped he was launched towards Michael, not only that, he was launched towards Michael who was launching himself off the Stratosphere in a free fall as was his habit.
"FUCK! FUCK! " Alex was airborne on Michael's back, sort of, more accurately barely hanging off his back, gripping the Archangel's beloved long coat.
SHIT! HOLY CRAP ! SHIT! Alex couldn't think of anything else.
Now Alex had only flown once with Michael before. But that situation was more like Michael grabbing him securely till they could talk at the stratosphere. It was scary but he knew the angel had a tight grip on him. Not like now.
This wasn't secure at all. Like any red blooded male Alex panicked at full tilt and arms grabbed him midway between his chest and belly and his legs around his hips. It wasn't only scary Alex briefly realized extremely awkward. Drunk and scared he had no time to be embarrassed. Just don't throw up now, he thought miserably.
Michael in his long immortal life as an Archangel had battled enemies as strong or stronger than him, drove legions back into the gates of hell, fought the savage dogs of heaven, been shot at by various weapons but nothing could have prepared him when something landed on his back. A heavy something that cursed then grasped him from behind.
He could not unfurl his wings properly, without slicing Alex into two. He was aware he, along with his unwilling passenger was falling fast ,VERY FAST. In between trying to fly and safely disentangle Alex so he could get a proper hold on the panicking human, there was a small matter of an emergency. Wonderful, he thought wryly, Vega could be attacked by Gabriel and his legions right now and I'm falling flat on my face, then the com link crackled, ominously.
"FUCK! " A rare expletive exploded from him ..."Uhhh..Sir? Archangel? ...Sir? The voice on the other side obviously taken aback.
"Yes, go ahead Sergeant," Michael responded calmly able to collect himself in a millisecond.
"Ummm Sir, sorry, that was a false alarm" A very audible and frightened gulp came across.
"Explain."
"Ummm ...sorry, Sir, it was...it was...birds," several seemingly long seconds passed and another gulp and if it was possible for sweat to pass through the com link it would have been soaking wet.
"Birds," in a voice so quiet, yet somehow seething with barely concealed anger the officer suddenly felt as if his earpiece was going to burst into flames in his ear.
"Very big birds, Sir, I'm so sorry... Archangel..Sir ... The equipment, it.. Ahhh...umm"
"MICHAEL WE'RE STILL FALLING !".
"Michael out," he snapped. He was already planning on gutting somebody at the command post or at the very least a whipping then a long lesson on the identification of various flying fauna around Vega complete with visual aids. His patience was really wearing dangerously thin.
In those few seconds somehow Alex now moved off to his left shoulder now allowing him to use his right wing to slow them down.
It had occurred to him to just fling him off then catch him, but he actually felt he shouldn't scare the poor boy anymore.
So Michael did the next best thing in his opinion. He punched him.
Punched him to knock him out unconscious and not a moment too soon because in 20 feet or less they both would have landed into the most ungraceful heap in front of one Vega's main thoroughfare and that would simply not do.
Now that Alex was limp Michael had far better control of the situation. With a smirk and no remorse, he concluded that with the amount of alcohol he took Alex's memory would be at best fuzzy. With a powerful sweep of his wings he had quickly gained altitude and to head back to the Stratosphere with his cargo safely ensconced in his arms. Next time they would be drinking, it should be indoors.
A/N:
Yeah I know I'm taking a lot of liberties with the Stratosphere's architecture among other things.
I've thought of writing a fun fic for these two without being too OOC, I hope you guys liked it .
Maybe it's a one shot, will see. Reviews and thoughts would be wonderful. Thanks.
