Author's note:Yeah... Well, I know I really suck at writing, but I'm back to share my ramblings......

Yes I know what your thinking, she's Masashi Kishimoto!!! Well, it is my duty (geheheh, I said duty) to inform you that I am not, and have no intention to somehow kidnap him and make him put meh in his manga....... Where'd 'ya get a crazy idea like that -shifty eyes-

"I love you Toiro." Kankuro looked into her blue eyes lovingly.

"I- I love you too, but- I-" she didn't want to leave.

"What?"

"Well, I'm leaving tomorrow... And I don't want to fall even more in love with you, that would make me miss you even more." Tears welling up in her eyes.

"You didn't listen to my brother, did you?" He smirked.

"What do you mean?" She looked up at him hopefully.

"Well, one, I'll be escorting you to Konohagakure, and two, he said you could come anytime. So I expect at least one visit every 2 months and a letter every week, AT LEAST... And if you don't follow my rules, I'll have to come there myself" He winked.

The thought made her giggle- Kankuro barging through the gates shaking down anyone his sees to find her.

"I think that would be nice... Maybe I won't keep in contact, just for the hell of it!"

"Oh, no you won't!" Kankuro tackled her down and they were both laughing.

She lifted her head to meet his, and kissed him.

"We should get some rest, huh?"

"GET AWAY FROM YOU CHILD MALESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wait what?

You heard me! I said leave and never come back!!!!!

FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never loved you anyways!!!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!!!

… WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!

I DON'T KNOW! I JUST SAY WHAT THE AUTHOR TELLS ME TO SAY!!!!!11!!!!

WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?

I'M NOT SURE!!

OH... UH... OK.

WAIT I THOUGHT WE WERE STILL ANGRY!!

I'M TOO TIRED TO CARE...

WHATEVER.

WELL... WHAT NOW?

UH... WE COULD GO GET SOME COFFEE.

BUT I HATE COFFEE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

YOU KNOW WHAT!?! I'M SICK OF YOU AND YOUR ENDLESS WHINING

SHUT UP!

YOU!

*random makeout scene*

...

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!11

Uh... I'm not really sure to be honest. I was bored...

*Toiro pulls out rifle and shoots Kankuro*

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!111!!1 AHAHAHA *cough* HA... HAHAHA. (END)