Ok well I'll just start off by saying this.

Jessica.

I.

Am.

So.

Incredibly.

Sorry.

I KNOW I'm meant to be writing Invincible but I've promised myself I'll start posting it once I've reached 10 chapters and I'm up to chapter 6 right now.

I PROMISE you the first chapter will come out before the end of this week and from then onwards there'll be at least one chapter a week.

I just wanted to get this idea off my chest, so this is gonna be a chapter-a-day kinda thing and idk it's kind of OOC (As is really OOC oh my god)

Give me ownership of Homestuck and I am yours forever.

Your name is Jade Harley and you can't remember jack shit!

You look around the patch of land you're on with dazed eyes...

John, Rose, Dave and the trolls that still remain alive are staring at you with concern. In the near distance, you can see Jake, Dirk and Roxy gathered around an equally confused Jane. Even further back is a carapacian man and a woman that looks kind of like Bec with wings (The White Queen?) embracing and talking quietly to each other about something, and even FURTHER back then that...

Is Davesprite... but he looks like he's talking to someone else... someone being covered up by the group crowding around you...

You try to think back to what happened...

Something... something strange...

You were talking to Jake about his god tier clothes and then there was this strange noise?

And then...

And then you were really angry...

And then you woke up here.

"Wha... what hap- OOF!"

You're cut off by Rose, flinging herself at you and saying something about missing you. John joins the embrace in an instant and the two then turn to Dave, who gives a genuine smile and hugs you as well.

After the happy friendhug finishes, you return to your question, "What happened? I can't remember anything."

John's eyes darken, "The batterwitch took control of you. She made you do these horrible things, but they were never really you, it was all HER using your body and powers, you know?"

"Yeah, I get it. Did I do something... you know... irreversable."

Karkat speaks up for the first time and you realise this is actually the first time you've met him in person, "Yeah, you killed Lalonde Senior over there a few times, but she always came back so I guess that was a stupid thing to mention because it wasn't really irreversable and now you just feel guilty."

You laugh gently, smiling at the troll, who seems to redden a little. He looks older than you imagined, he also sounds like more of an asshole.

"Well I'm glad it's over now. What happened with the Condescension?"

Rose looks at a beautiful troll that can only be Kanaya. Her look's almost longing and you find yourself wondering what went on between them these past three years. After a few minutes, she turns back to you with a smile, "We won, Jade. Both the Condesce and Lord English are dead. It was mostly because of Dave and Davesprite. They're... they're heroes."

Dave coughs at that, and looks like he wants to speak up, but he doesn't.

You look over at the alphas again, and your eyes catch on Jane, who's now crying into Jake's shoulder, apologising over and over again for what she did.

"Was Jane also...?"

John nods sadly, then smiles, "But I managed to break her tiara so it's all good. She's been out for longer than you, because she was pulled out of her evil trance before the fight even started, but you..."

"You had to fight me?"

"It wasn't fun, believe me, but you didn't really harm any of us too much. I think you wanted us to stay alive so that we could kill Lord English for the batterwitch. Imagine her surprise when we then turned on her when you weren't looking and killed her, too!"

"So that's how she lost her control?"

John glances at Dave, who looks you dead in the eyes. You notice that his glasses aren't on and you wonder if they broke in the fight. You also notice how attractive Dave looks without his glasses on.

"Not exactly, Jade... uh... you see... a lot of things took place and Condy found out... well she found out that she could seperate the animal side of you from the human side using her mind control powers... so once LE died, she did it straight away, and Jadesprite was born again... so... I'm sorry, but you're not really God Tier anymore..."

You reach a hand up to your head and feel the space where your ears used to sit before nodding slowly. Everything starts to hit you all at once.

You're mortal again.

But it's all over.

The game's won.

You look around again, this time actually taking things in, you can now see that Davesprite's talking to Jadesprite and you immediately know how much happier he'll be with her. You then look behind you and notice a large SBURB symbol standing over the group. The bottom right square has a door in it and the trolls seem to be giving it nervous glances, as if they're scared to give this scenario a second chance.

You stand, with the help of John, and walk to the alphas. You give a apologetic look over to Roxy, who smiles widely at you, letting you know that it's all right, then you head over to Jane and help her up.

"You're the leader of your session, right?"

Jane shrugs, "It's sort of more like Roxy and Dirk are, I think. They deserves it more. I was never a good leader, anyways."

You nod, then turn to Roxy and Dirk, helping them both stand with each of your hands.

"Well then I'll just put all three of you down as leaders, and I think it's only best the leaders open these doors to a new world, don't you?" Roxy nods and grabs both Jane's and Dirk's hands in her own, pulling them towards where you had told Karkat and John to wait.

The five of them nod to each other, before heading towards the door. It looked incredibly silly, five teenagers gathered around one door handle, trying not to touch it first and take all the glory.

You look over to Dave while they waste time deciding who deserves to put their hand on the door first (Everyone's voting on John, who's frantically pointing at Karkat), and Dave looks over to you. He knows about what went on with Davesprite, you can tell by the way he's sort of looking at your nose instead of your eyes. You walk over to him to try and say something to reassure him that you're still both his and Davesprite's friend when he takes your hand.

Just grabs it.

He snatches that hand right up like it's nothing.

You blush and look back at the group of leaders bickering for another five minutes.

Eventually they all managed to grab the handle at approximately the same time and they push the door open.

Light engulfs us all.

Months in the future.

But not many.

You wake up from another load of nightmares. The memories of when you were grimbark are slowly returning to you, and none of them are happy.

You push your round glasses onto your face and walk outside, taking in the world you and your friends created.

Beautiful doesn't serve this universe justice. It's breathtaking.

The bell to your house is ringing and you rush to answer it. Standing there, in his newly disigned God Tier hoodie (oh my god) is Dave. He looks flustered and nervous and you wonder if he's okay before he literally falls onto you.

You catch him easily, "Dave are you drunk?"

"Jade you do know that it's midday, right?"

"Uh... yeah?"

"Meaning it's been my birthday for twelve hours and only ONE person has come over to see me!"

You gasp, "Dave, I'm so sorry! I only just woke up!"

Dave straigtens up, sighing, "S'okay, I was fine playing shot poker with Karkat. He's really good at poker, man."

You giggle at this and lead Dave inside, letting him lie down on your couch with his legs in your lap. The two of you have been dating for a while now and so far it seems to be going better than it went with Davesprite (As in, he never got emotional about you liking his alter self more). It's been eight months since you finished playing SBURB for good. Eight months since you won.

And so far, they've been the best eight months of your life.

So yeah.

It's Karezi and Spacetime and it'll be about 10 chapters long.

And I PROMISE Invincible will come on like Wednesday or something.

Thank you for reading, please review :)