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"Mr. H! My calculator is messed up!"

Mr. H let out a weary sigh. "Bring to to my desk, Anna." The screen was still repeating the message about one of his senior students in his first period class. "Well, that's new…"

"Mr. H?"

"Eugene smells like fish poo? It was Aster smells like rotten eggs until fourth period." said Mr. H. "I swear those boys are going to get me in trouble one of these days."

A few minutes later, Anna's calculator was all fixed. "Thank you, Mr. H."

"No problem." Mr. H said as he went back to grading papers. "Oh, and Anna, please tell the student body president to keep her boyfriend in line."

Meanwhile, in the cafeteria, Elsa was trying to tune out all the arguments. Hiccup and Astrid were arguing about popular history of the Viking culture over actual history of Viking culture. Elsa actually agreed with Hiccup in that popular history was taught over the actual history of the Vikings.

Her attention was drawn away from the couple by the bickering of another couple also seated at the table. "Elsa! Tell Eugene that it is perfectly fine to ask for a new iron frying pan as a birthday present!" asked the brunette sitting directly across from her.

The blonde just shrugged her shoulders. "It's her birthday."

"Exactly! So she should want something nice!" argued Eugene.

Elsa raised her left eyebrow. "She's your girlfriend."

"Elsa's right. Whatever the girl says she wants for her birthday, she gets… within reason." said the newest arrival to the table.

"So what did the principal get you for this time?" asked

"Nothing. He just called me up to speak with me." Jack said before taking a bite out of his pizza. Thank heavens that the school had switched to making personal sized pizzas that could fit on a small salad plate.

All arguments stopped at Jack's response. The whole table was looking at him like he had lost his mind.

Eugene had managed to find his voice enough to ask the question on everyone's mind. "That's it?"

"Yep. Said he was proud of me for finally straightening up."

"He's getting ahead of himself, isn't he?" This time all eyes looked to Elsa. It was unusual for Elsa to say something like that, even if Jack was her boyfriend. "What?"

"You usually don't take my side, even when you find my pranks funny. It's weird that you are defending me." explained Jack as he looked at his girlfriend of a year and a half.

Elsa huffed and crossed her arms. "I'm not defending you, Jack. I'm just saying that Mr. Castle is getting ahead of himself. School has only been in session for a month and a half, and it's your senior year. There's no way that you are going to leave here without making a lasting impression."

"And there's the Elsa that we know." Hiccup wiped his brow as he spoke to emphasize that he thought Jack had turned her over to the dark side.

Lunch continued on like normal, and Elsa didn't think much about it when her phones buzzed. She looked at it, and saw it was from Anna.

Mr. H says 2 tell u 2 keep ur boyfriend under control. luv u!

Blue eyes narrow once she reads the message. It doesn't take long to connect the dot. Mr. H is a math teacher. Anna should have just left math class. Jack has Mr. H's class first period. Whatever happened has lasted all the way through fifth period.

"Jack…" Elsa called in a sing-song voice. She could feel the arm he had draped around her shoulder tense up, and she couldn't help but inwardly smirk.

Jack gulped. "Yes?"

"How was Mr. H's class this morning?"

"Fine." he answered while Elsa kept looking a him. "It wasn't anything bad! I promise! IT was just some fun!"

"That's what you say about all of your pranks." added Astrid. "It that usually means it's only fun for you and your friends."

"Eugene was a part of this too!" admitted Jack. "I mean it's not the first time we have programmed the graphing calculators to say something."

"Again?" groaned Elsa. "Just be glad that he didn't report you to the principal for that. It would have put a damper on the conversation you two had earlier."

The next day, Jack, Aster, Eugene, and Kristoff all had their heads down in math class. They were asleep. Well, one was only faking, not that the rest of the class knew that.

Mr. H had just finished explaining how to do a type of equation. "Are there any questi… class, I want you take a look at the back row. They sleep in here alms every day, and yet they manage to do better than the majority of you! Do you really want it to be known that Jack Frost, Eugene Brigand, Aster Mund, and Kristoff Massif can do better than you when they sleep in class?"

The majority of students had horrified looks on their faces. That kind of news can be difficult to swallow. It seemed like first period lasted forever after Mr. H dropped that particular bombshell.

Finally, it ended and the back row woke up in time to leave before they were late for second period and Mr. H could let out a sigh of relief. When that four slept during class, he didn't have to worry about a prank for the rest of the day.

As the students walked through his door, he told them to get a graphing calculator. Once he had explained the lesson, he told to class to go use the specific program on the calculator to help ith the classwork.

Within five minutes, all the calculators were unusable.

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

ERROR

It continuously repeated without stopping.

"Dammit Jack!" Mr. H yelled, not for the first time, and certainly not for the last.

AN: Hello! This is my first attempt at Jelsa. Also, I ask that any impressionable minds not take any pranks and jokes seriously. They can land you in major trouble, like major MAJOR trouble! That being said, this is a high school fic, but I am pretty sure that there hasn't been one quite like this before.

And yes, with graphing calculators you can program them to do lengthy equations. That's what the class did. They kept the program labeled the same as the equation, but the four changed the actual part where you enter the equation to say these things. When you ENTER, it's hard to stop! Seriously.

Anyway, I hope you have all enjoyed this! And tell me what you think about it!