Academy Retards

Chapter 1:"Blowing Our Interviews."

A/N:Sorry if this doesn't seem very funny,I just wanted to publish a Spyro story for some time.

Disclaimer:"I do not own the legend of Spyro. I do own Lief,T-bone,and Emilia.

Spyro and Cynder were interviewing the new teachers for the new academy. There were 5 of them.

One was a Male red dragon with a yellow chest.

The one next to him was a Female pink Dragon with a yellow chest.

There was a Male with Blue and black scales,he was looking over the pink one.

The next one was also a Male with Black and Blue scales,but he also wore a silver breastplate and helmet.

The one Next to him was a Pink female who wore a green cloak.

Spyro:"So,Lets start with you."

Red dragon:"Me? I'm Flame,I'm applying as the History teacher."

Cynder:"Are there any certain qualities about you for that position?"

Flame:"Not really,my wife just wanted me to take this job or she would divorce me."

Spyro:"Who's your wife?"

Flame pointed to the Pink dragon next to him.

Pink Dragon:"HI! I'm Ember,I wanted to join as the Art teacher. I love meeting new people!"

Cynder:"Why are you forcing your husband to take his position?"

Ember:"Well I-HEY!"

The Blue Dragon next to her licked her face. Ember swatted him with her claw.

Ember:"PERVERT!"

Spyro:"May I ask why you acted so...Inappropriate?"

Blue Dragon:"Names T-Bone,I haven't seen a hot thing like this since 63."

Cynder:"What are you applying for?"

T-Bone:"I want to teach these young truckers how to stay in shape."

Spyro and Cynder Stared at him curiously before continuing to the Next Dragon.

Blue Dragon:"I am Lief. I will demonstrate the Proper procedure of Math. If anyone gets out of line,They will be punished!"

Cynder:"You seem very strict...I like that."

Lief:"I would never have intercourse with you,Black demon."

Cynder:"WHY YOU!"

Cynder was about to pounce on him when Spyro grabbed her tail.

Spyro:"Darling,the Interviews?"

Cynder calmed down as they moved on to the next Dragon. T-bone emptied a 24 ounce.

Pink Dragon:"I am Emilia,I wish to teach others the ways of life."

Spyro:"I'm not impressed."

Emilia:"I also serve as a lunch lady."

Spyro:"Now I am. Well,your all hired."

Cynder:"But Spyro,are you sure they're Right for the job?"

Spyro:"They look like Experts when compared to the Black one with the blue stripe."

Cynder:"True."

As the Teachers departed,T-bone swatted Ember in the rear with his tail.

A/N:Again,sorry if this isn't funny. Please comment and tell me what you think. Just be warned,I'm also working on another story so it may be awhile before the next update. Do not ever nag me to update,you hear? If your bored,check out my "Echo Fright" story which includes 2 of my OC's from Spyro.

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