And that's when he looked me in the eye and whispered ca-ca-ca-carrot cake. I had to Change my underwear because of the explosion. And that is when I died and decided to tape people's mouths to there asses. Not children though that would be disturbing. I love the taste of gunpowder and decided to urinate on the stove. I don't think I've ever been this close to romance as I am now. Valerie got me my first victim. Her name was McCafe and she sounded to familiar. And that's when I saw HER HUGEEEEE TOTS. and I shouted at the top of my colons MCCOCOCOLA I thought you died when I killed you!1!2!1! NO SHE SAID THAT WAS MY UNCLE LARRY. He had some breast work done and installed a microwave.
"No offense batch, but you looked betts with uncle Cleveland's microwave. I then gained 2000 pounds from thee excitement of killing my ex girlfriend Sean. To end the story I was wearing A blue colored Obama fur. DON'T FUKIN FLAME MY STORRY. IF U DON'T LIKE IT IDGAF kbye