First Story on here, please don't hate on it.

I don't own ANYTHING but Gwin and her world blah blah blah..

I know very little about love.

It has never intrigued me to spend hours upon hours of time with anyone.

I guess that I'm different from most girls when it comes to romance because I was raised by Chozo, who have much different opinions of it than the other female creatures at the Smash Mansion.

And apparently knowledge of the birds and the bees is reserved for those who care, which I didn't, and slightly wish I had never learned.

Why on earth do they even call it that? The Birds and The Bees, seriously, I don't get it.

And why do I have to lose my innocense?

In the world according to who-knows-what a girl can't have high morals if she wants to live any other way then either Amish, some other weird religion, or alone.

Not that I'm apposed to religion, I just don't totally get it.

And the fact that I wear really sleazy clothing doesn't help, everyone just assumes that I'm what... A whore? Yeah, not me.

I might as well just go join that Mormon community in Neareal.

At least I'd get my morality.

You're probably wondering what I'm griping about, don't blame you.

You see, I have a crush, and the other girl smashers and a few girls that tagged along with their boyfriends thought to set me up with the guy, using the immoral approach.

I'm blaming you, Chozos, for this.

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'Poor Samus,' I thought, I had been reluctantly helping Peach and a few of the male smasher's girlfriends who had tagged along set her up with Snake, the new guy who she had fallen for, probably unwillingly considering her views on romance.

Of course she hated their tactics and I've just quit helping them. She blew up at me and I ended up crying onto Gwin, a new girl smasher's shoulder.

We both are now letting them fall into whatever they will.

I hope that they do end up together, but if they don't, it's because they weren't supposed to.

Speaking of romance, someone gave me a cup full of Lilacs last night, only Link would know that I like them more than Roses, but he's never done something like that before...

I don't know though, it could be one of the new guys, which is more than likely, all four of the girl that actually fight have been getting things like that, even though it's obvious that Peach is unavailable and Gwin is married (not notice the obvious ring, anyone? Though she does wear gloves in combat)

I do hope Peach would stop bugging Samus and Snake though...

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Why do I even like him? I don't know...

I probably shouldn't have blown up at Zelda, she wasn't even really doing much, just showing me how to act ladylike.

In a few years I will probably find the whole ordeal amusing.

Well, I'll probably feel better if I tell someone, so I think I'm going to tell you. Okay?

Let's see, it started around a week or so ago, when everyone was at lunch on the first day...

Umm, what did you think? I really don't want flames, but please tell me what to improve... Nicely if you can.

sooo... if there aren't any new chapters any time soon, then it's because I couldn't figure out how to submit chapter two... I'm new at uploading files... I HAVE written other fanfiction, umm, reviews are much needed, if you don't review then I don't think anyone's reading it and I give up.

Do Svidanya.