Full Metal Alchemist Version of "Aggravation"
A/n- ok, I first thought this up in my fic "The Key of Destruction" when Ed (accidentally on purposely) blew up an abandoned warehouse and Roy was yelling at him for blowing up half the city, which isn't true. So this song popped up in my head. It's to the tune of "Aggravation".
Exaggeration, bogus information
Amplification, Flamey does it best!
If something matters not at all,
Flip it so it's not as small
Piss of Ed, 'cuz he's stunt-ted
And turn it into…
Aggravation, needs magnification
Irritation, Ed now seeks revenge!
First he stalks Mustang all day,
And claps his hands without delay
Drive him insane, make it rain!
But watch out for…
Mutilation, reconfiguration
Decapitation, Winry is the best!
Waits until he busts his arm,
Then chucks her wrench with no alarm
Knocks his head, he goes to bed!
Just in time for…
Fascination, makes exasperation
Infuriation, Maes knows how it's done!
Folks guess what his parents did,
'Cuz he rants all day about his kid.
Something's askew, but we still love Hughes!
He's perfect for…
Investigation, annihilation
Termination, Scar don't gots a chance!
Can't tell what his brother planned,
When he tattooed his whole hand
He kills military dogs, all for his god
And I'm shit outta lines!
Yah, so I think I'll end it there. It took forever with all the #& $! Rhymes but I guess it's ok. I'll probably be talking in –ation words for the rest of the week too…oh well, it's pretty funny and it was fun. If anyone wants another few verses, I'm open for ideas and for any really good –ation words that slipped my mind. If there's some really good ones I'll post them, so I guess you could call it a contest. Now then, ahem
Goodbye-ation
Read and review-tation
Sayonara-ation, and have a pleasant day-tion! '' wow that was pathetic!