One bright morning...

-...Ri...an...

...Huh...?

-...Rie...an...

...That voice...

-...Rirrie-san...

...Japan...?

-Rirrie-san!

...

...Are you serious...?!

-It's Saturday in the morning...-Lillie said, groggily and a little annoyingly.-Let me sleep.

-We have a probrem...!-Japan said, with a serious face expression.-And a serious one!

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...A problem...?

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...Oh...

-...It's a Mary-sue...-Lillie said, in annoyance.-Isn't it...?

-...Hai, it is...-Japan answered, a little confused.-How did you know...?

-The story title is "Mary-sue invasion"...-Lillie answered, as she looked up.-And the both of us, are the main characters...

...I am an OC, though...

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...I want to be a canon character...!

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-...Now that you mention it...-Japan said, as he also looked up.-It rearry is...

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...That "Humor/Drama" though...

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-...So...-Lillie said, with a sigh.-We are going to the witch den now...?

-...Hai, we have too...-Japan answered, also with a sigh.-...With ruck, we wirr find it instantry...

-...Since, it should be the biggest place around.-Lillie said, as she sighed again.-...Why did this has to happen...?

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...Why...?


Before a big castle...

Surrounded by a huge and pretty garden...

With shiny flowers...

-...Japan...-Lillie said, slowly.-You have any idea why the flowers are shiny...?

-...I am not sure...-Japan said, uncertainly.-Mary-sue magic...?

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...Is that a snowman...?

...What is it doing here...?

-...I arso have no idea...-Japan said, with slight confusion.-But I can feer a strange aura coming from it...

...Did he just read my thoughts...?

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-...Strange aura...?-Lillie asked, also with slight confusion.-Is someone...?

-Привет!-Russia said, as he jumped right out of the snowman.-Как дела?

...WTF!

-Russia, are you trying to jumpscare us...?!-Lillie yelled, a little mad.-Can't you say hello, and ask how I am like a normal person?!

-...But I did...-Russia pouted, sadly.-I wanted to surprise you two...

...He looks really sad...

-...Roshia-san...-Japan said, a little sad.-...I am supposed to be the ninja...

...Really, Japan...?

...You are sad about that...?

-I will try to remember it~-Russia said happily.-Now, let me escort you to our lord and savior~

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...OMG...

...Did he seriously just said that...?!

-...Rirrie-san...-Japan said, with a strange face expression.-Is this a crack fic...?

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-...I am not sure...-Lillie said, with a sigh.-...Sorry...

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...It's supposed to be "Humor"(and "Drama", but not now!), right...?