Ladies and Gentlemen,
Total… Cartoon… Island!!!
(The camp's lake and dock is shown)
Chris McLean: Yo! We're going live on Camp Wawanakwa! Somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean! 22 toons have signed up for a reality show on a boring, old summer camp, which they think is a five-star resort. Now, welcome to… Total… Cartoon… Island!!!
Chris: Now, let's see our 22 campers right now! (A boat passes by. A man with oddly yellow skin, white shirt and blue pants with loafers comes out) Homer, what's up?
Homer: Hey! This isn't Survivor!
Chris: Darn right, it isn't!
Homer: Doh'!™ (Another boat drops off a purple animal-mix-like kid in purple attire)
Chowder: Hi, Chris! Is this the place?
Chris: Am I here?
Chowder: Uh….
Chris: Then yes, yes it is! (A boat drops off a familiar large guy from TDI)
Owen: WHOO-HOO!! Chris! Long time no see, huh?
Chris: Owen! Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa! (Owen bear hugs Chris like in TDI)
Owen: It's so awesome to be back! This is…
Chris: Awesome?
Owen: Yeah! (Lets Chris go) Sorry, thought. I'm just excited! (Another boat drops off a fat guy similar to Owen, but less fat and wearing a white shirt, green pants, brown hair, glasses and brown loafers)
Peter: Hey-yo, Chris McLean!
Chris: Hey, Peter! (They high five) (A white dog with a red collar appears on the next boat)
Brian: Hey.
Chris: Hello-leo!
Peter: Brian? (A 6th boat drops off a teen with a green jacket with "10" on it, blue pants, brown hair and a alien-like watch on his wrist)
Chris: Hey, Ben!
Ben: Hey. (A 7th boat drops off the crazy girl of TDI and TDA)
Chris: People, E-Scope A.K.A Izzy!
Izzy: Hi, Chris! Hi! (Trips) Whoa! (Falls down next to Chris) That kinda hurt.
Chris: Okay! Let's see the 15 last campers up next!