If I owned the show, this is how it would've gone down. But with slightly less cussing of course, since Buffy the Vampire Slayer was still on the WB at the time.
A/N: Okay, so this is a story I've kicked around with since high school, and it's one I hope will do well, so please, be gentle with your criticism. Oh, and Spike won't be here. He'll have run off after season 4, because let's face it, why would Buffy let him stay in Sunnydale AFTER he betrayed them to Adam? She wouldn't, because that would be stupid. This is exactly why season 5 was the beginning of the end for BtVS.
"Oh." Buffy said, after hearing Quentin Travers tell her that Glory wasn't a demon, but in fact, a Hell Goddess. And the hits just keep on coming, Buffy thought. Still, that would explain why she's a regular old superwoman. "So, I guess this is the part where you tell me how I should kill a god then, huh?"
"Yes, well, we can't," Travers said. "As far as we know, Glory is immortal, or at the very least not prone to conventional means of attack."
"So is that all you came here to tell me? You could've told us that over the phone, instead of giving us the runaround with all that crap you thought was necessary to see if I was ahem, 'up for the challenge,'" Buffy remarked sarcastically.
"Glory wasn't the challenge we wanted to see if you were up for, my dear," Quentin replied smoothly.
"Then what was?" "You can bring her in now," Quentin ordered.
"Hey B."