Snow White was a stuck-up little princess
Who got herself into a big mess
With no other,
Than her evil step-mother
Who banished her to the forest.
This was cuz Snow White was the fairest of them all
And that was too much for her step-mother who was proud and tall.
Atleast, that's what the magic mirror said.
WHAT!
While the princess was lookin' all around
Seven little Dwarves is what she found.
They were whooed by her beauty
And didn't mind that she was way too snooty!
So, they let her stay in their little hut,
waiting on her hand and foot
Hoping for a little kiss
From the stuck-up princess.
YEAH!
That continued as her life
Until an old lady stabbed her with a knife
Cuz she wouldn't eat the poisoned apple.
She was brought back to life
By a Prince and agreed to be his wife.
UH-HUH!
But boy was she in for a surprise,
Decieved by her own eyes.
Cuzher Prince turned out to be Dopey
Standing on top of Grumpy, all angry and mopey
But in these times,
You couldn't get divorced
So to stay married she was forced.
I know this doesn't make much sense,
But it rhymes,
So don't get tense!
YEAH!