Well, in this story Zabuza and Haku are not dead. Me and my little sister are writing this together. It's our first fan fic… but you can flame if you want. D

Chapter 1: Esme

Zabuza and Haku are sitting in the villain's bar in the village hidden in the waterfalls. Zabuza's writing in his diary, and Haku is pretending to be people in DreamGirls and singing songs from the Lion King.

"Dear Diary," Zabuza mumbles to himself thoughtfully. "Today Haku is being very weird. He seems to like impersonating Eddie Murphy and Beyonce' and sing songs from Dream Girls."

Anyways…. I really like water, but water doesn't like me. It's a strained relationship. But then there's Ice Cream. Idk, diary, sometimes I love Ice Cream more than Kakashi. Man, I haven't talked to Kakashi in a long time. I need to send him a post card or something.

Well I'm running out of things to say. Ttyt

Love, Zabuza

AKA, Momo

XOXO

Zabuza sighed with content and closed his diary over his lap.

"Man, Zabuza… sometimes I even love ice cream more than you…r momma!" Haku said.

"Oh…. Well I don't think you should be admitting to being in love with my momma," Zabuza's non-chalant reply came.

Then suddenly, in walks a girl with silver hair who looks to be about 12 with eyes reminiscent of those of Kakashi Hatake's. She walks up to Zabuza, holds up a picture of Kakashi, and asks, "Have you seen this guy?"

Zabuza replies, "Yeah, that's Kakashi Hatake…. What do you want with him? Who're you?"

"My name is Esme," She replies. "You have no business in why I need to find him. Just tell me where he is."

"Well he's in Konohagakure, of course. The village hidden in the leaves. You must not know much about a guy you're supposedly looking for if you don't even know what village he's from." Zabuza mused.

"Exactly." Esme muttered. Zabuza gave her a confused look. "I need to find out about him so I can…." She trailed off. "Never mind that," She said.

Haku takes a look away from his Ice Cream for the first time to say something to this strange chick. "You look something like Kakashi Hatake, you know it?" Esme ignored this and sat next to Zabuza.

"I know you know where Kakashi Hatake is…. bring me to him." Esme demanded.

"What's in it for me?" Zabuza replied, intrigued by this gutsy chick.

"I thought you'd ask something like that. Guys like you just won't help people in a bind for no reason, huh?" The last part she sort of mumbled to herself as she stood up, stretching. "So since I knew you'd ask this, I did a little research on you."

Zabuza and Haku looked at her, puzzlement clearly brandished across their faces… well, half a face in Zabuza's case.

"So I found your one weakness." Esme said with a smirk. "If you do this for me, I'll throw in a year's supply of Ice Cream." Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted Haku jump for joy, knocking his stool down in the process and turning some heads.

"Heh. Smart girl," Zabuza chuckled. "Wait 'till Haku's done with his Ice Cream, then I'll take you to Konoha." Haku was so excited it only took him one more second to finish the whole bowl.

Then they were off to Konoha.

Well that's the end of the first chapter. Leave a review D