Hi, there! Glad to see ya here! As you can see, I'm doing one of these kind of stories. But letting you know ahead of time, this isn't my first time writing one of these. I've written some on this site before and wasn't proud of them. Not going to say who I was back then or where those old stories are, because that's all in the past! And if you try figure out who I was, I'll kill-!

Anyways, I'm also in the process of writing a different Total Pokemon series, but all the characters I have in it are all original. It's still in progress, but I have been working on it a lot and I am proud of it and there's stuff I'm always adding and revising in it. It will be out eventually, but for the time being, I want to try my shot at writing an SYOC story again, because I want to see how I've improved on writing on writing others' characters and this is how I decided to do it.

Let's hop right into this and get things started.

Ah, the Hall of Origin. Home to the Legendary and Mythical Pokemon of this world and where all other Pokemon are forbidden to enter. A place where these Pokemon rest and relax from the rest of the world...and where they annoy Arceus about getting their own shows.

"Come on, Arceus" Lugia begged the Alpha Pokemon.

"For the last time, no!"

The Diving Pokemon got up and pouted. "But why not? Everyone else gets a show they get to run."

"Probably because I'm able to trust them whereas you almost drowned destroyed Olivine City with your Aeroblast."

"Come on, the past is in the past, lyrics by Frozen, I can handle something like this."

"No."

"Please?"

"Absolutely not."

Lugia grunted and turned away. "Fine, but I hate doing this to you. Manaphy, it's time!" he called.

Said Pokemon made her way into the room. She had a wide smile on her face and a large pair of ear-muffs behind her.

A look a curiosity was on the God Pokemon's face. What had the two planned. "Manaphy...whatcha doin'?"

"Just holding up the end of a bargain" the Seafaring Pokemon said as she handing Lugia the ear-muffs. As he placed them on his head, he nodded, signaling Manaphy to do something. "Ok, in the words of Lugia, 'PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-'!"

"Ah!" Arceus groaned. The sound of Manaphy loud, incessant shrieking was something any Legendary Pokemon feared. The whine echoed all through the room. It was painful to hear something so small be so ear-bleeding. At last, Arceus couldn't handle it. "Alright, alright fine! You got your show!"

Lugia smiled, clearly proud of himself. "Ok, Manaphy, you can stop now!"

"-AASssseee." She stopped screaming and smiled. "Ok." Then she grabbed Lugia by the ear and pulled him down to her level with a stern look on her face. "And if you tell anyone I broke Arceus' Fist Plate, I'll hurt you."

"Noted" Lugia gulped.

With that being said, Manaphy waltzed out, leaving the Alpha and Diving Pokemon alone.

"Well, now that everything is settled, I'll be on my way to set up the applications for the contestants to sign up."

Lugia was halted. "Not so fast! You need a co-host."

"A co-host?!" Lugia asked, appalled just by the word. "Why in the name of you would I need a co-host?!"

"So they can make sure you don't do incredibly stupid."

"But what about Thundurus?! He's got a show all to himself and he's probably too arrogant to even remember what he's doing!"

"Regardless of that horrible decision is that I made, you do need someone to assist you."

"Fuck's sake" he murmured. "Fine! But who am I going to work with? Thundurus is doing his own thing, Keldeo and Genesect have their show, Marshadow has that thing with the Sylveon, Mew is with Terrakion and Heatran, Victini retired, Raikou, Entei and Suicune are doing something, those three squawkers annoy me to death, Latias and Latios are preparing their own stuff, Celebi and Jirachi are trying to show up Victini and Mew, Shaymin is doing a thing with a Bellossom...I think, Palkia couldn't handle it, Cobalion would kill me if I went with Virizion, Big Ass Lion and Batgirl got the show with all those mons that got popular last year, no one likes Phione and frankly, Kyurem scares me."

"Mmm, yes, and I've got plans for Tornadus and Landorus and Giratina needs reconciling...what about Meloetta?"

"Too many songs."

"Lake trio?"

"Too condescending."

"Cosmog?"

"He won't stay in the bag!"

"Mewtwo?"

"He broods too much."

"For fuck's sake, what about Ho-oh?! After all, he's as vain and narcissistic as you! You'll fit perfectly together!"

Lugia wasn't listening, he had been look at his reflection in a mirror that he brought with him. He shifted his eyes toward Arceus after feeling her icy glare. "Hmm? What? I wasn't listening, I was just appreciating how good looking I am."

"Ugh, it's like working with Steven Wingull..." Just as a vein was about to pop out of her forehead, an idea came to her. With a grin plastered on her face face she spoke back to the Flying and Psychic type. "You know, I think I have just the mon for the job."

"Really? Who?"

"It's a surprise, just get to typing up your applications or whatever."

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Lugia was setting up the applications on his computer, smirking as confidence took over. "I can do the thing." He began typing.

"Hey, kids!"

"...I sound like pedophile when I put that."

"Hey, Juniors!"

"Too condescending..."

"Are you up to the thought of thrill and danger-filled challenges to win a big load of money? Of course you are! And if you aren't, then go die!"

"Whoa, that's too far, I have limits..."

"If you really do think you can do this, then join this reality TV Show, where you'll be broadcasted participating in challenges where you could possibly die! But, it's all worth it if you want to win the grand prize of 1,000,000,000 Pokedollars! Sign up now just by filling in the applications right here

Name:

Species:

Gender:

Age (14-17):

Stereotype:

Personality (Don't be shy, tell us about yourself):

History (Basically a little bit of your past):

Weaknesses:

Strengths:

Likes:

Dislikes:

Fears:

Secrets:

Sexual Orientation:

Audition Tape:

Other info:"

"It's perfect" Lugia said, admiring his work. "Now to advertise and just wait for those sucker-der, I mean potentially awesome teens to join."

Am I ready for this? Yes I am. I'm going on vacation and I'll have lots of time to work on this while I'm there since I'm bringing my computer with me.

The maximum OCs you can send in is 2 and the amount of competitors that are going to be competing is a secret. Also, send me them via PM, it'll be easier for to keep track of them since I keep track of all this stuff with Google Drive. I feel sorry guest reviewers though.

Anyways, I hope you guys will like what I'm going to bring and as always, enjoy yourselves and the story ahead.

-Pitch Black out!