Note: This is a trollfic! Everyone can flame all they want! If you somehow happen to enjoy it I may add more chapters. Please comment what you think because I'm super bored!
Also I didn't purposely misspell words because that drives me insane and I couldn't handle if I wrote this in terrible spelling.
Enjoy this terrible thing.
Once there was an annoying cat named Goldfur. Everyone hated (and still does hate) her because she is the worst character ever. She was a Sunclan warrior once, but that didn't go so well. Let's have a look shall we.
"Hi Grayfur!" Goldfur says.
"Oh brother. What is it?"
"I just want to ask you something."
"Which is?"
"Do you like me?"
"No. You're such a Mary Sue."
"No I am not!"
"Why do you win every fight? Why are you naturally good at everything? Why do you think everyone likes you? If you ask me I think Mary Sues like you are boring and annoying snobs who think they're better than everyone else."
"Well I didn't ask you. You're such a meanie."
"I guess it takes one to know one."
"Well I'm going to be leader one day and I'm not going to pick you to be my deputy."
"If you didn't notice I'm already deputy."
"Not for long. I'm going to be leader soon and I'm going to banish you."
"Good luck with that."
Goldfur suddenly has the best idea in the world. *note the sarcasm* She's going to see her non Mary Sue sister's kits.
"Hi Snowpelt! Did you name one of your kits after me?" Goldfur asks excitedly.
"Well I would but none of them are gold. I'm naming the tom Icekit and the she cat Ivykit."
"Eww Ivykit looks weird. I hate her."
"You haven't even met her yet you mousebrain! And don't call my kits weird! They are your niece and nephew you know."
"I'm an aunt? That's so weird I don't like that."
"Well you're going to have to deal with it."
"I'm leaving."
"Good. I hope you don't come back to visit."
Wait I lied. What she does next is the best idea in the world. *Note the sarcasm*
"Hey Froststar! Can I be leader now?" Goldfur asks hopefully.
"No! I have 3 lives left for one thing and second, if I died my place would be taken by Grayfur."
"Why did you pick him? He's such a meanie and so are you!"
"You better shut up about my deputy and I before I banish you from this clan."
"Woah jeez. Someone needs to control their temper."
"That's it! I don't want to see your disgusting face ever again! Get out of this clan!"
"You can't banish me! I'm the best fighter, hunter, and tracker this clan has ever seen. I'm also the most beautiful!"
"You forgot the most annoying. Everyone hates you, do you know that? You always insist on correcting everyone and whenever you make a mean comment about someone you think it's okay! You don't care about anyone but yourself!"
"Mark my words you will miss me and you'll be begging for me to come back as soon as I step out of the camp."
To Goldfur's disappointment no Sunclan cat wanted her to come back. In fact, all the clan cheered when she was gone. Everyone could finally breathe without having Goldfur instruct them on how to do it properly. The clan was finally free from a burden that they couldn't get rid of for moons.