Chapter 1- Could this be worse?

TamakixHaruhi, OCxOne of the host members (read more chapters to find out whom)

I am a disclamer of Ouran but I do own the OC in here (at least I get something but its not as cool TT^TT) Rating may change depends on how future chapters go XD

This is Yumi's profile if you're interested (which you're probably not):

Name: Yumi Sachiko

Age: 18

Looks: (On my profile)

Personality: Blunt, Tomboy, Speaks her mind, Says and does things a girl shouldn't

Extra: She has a soft spot for puppies and will do basically anything for candy (but she tries not to tell people since they can use them against her)

Okay On with the story!

"Ugh! How could this have happened!" groaned Yumi while rubbing her head. One minute she's on her couch about to watch the first episode of Ouran High School Host Club then before she knew it, she's right in-front of the building! Yumi soon got up and looked around to contemplate where she should go.

'Okay so if I'm in the front of the building then the vortex back home must be somewhere on the ground!' She thought patting and crawling on the ground looking like a retard to the people passing by her. After 20 people stopped. Laughed. Then kept going, Takashi (Mori), Mitsukuni (Honey), Haruhi, Kaoru, Hikaru, Tamaki and Kyoya were just passing by her.

"Hey boss look, what's she doing!" asked Kaoru.

"She looks retarded and you can see up her skirt" Hikaru put bluntly.

"Well Kaoru I have no clue, and Hikaru! That is rude" Tamaki said.

While the host's where trying to decide what to do leave Yumi alone or go up to her Haruhi just sighed and walked up to her.

"Hey, Um what're you doing?" She asked calmly.

Yumi turned around and looked up at Haruhi staring deep into her eyes and then looking at her face.

"You look like a girl, or are you just gay?" Yumi asked the first things that came to her mind.

Tamaki stopped bickering with the twins enough to hear what Yumi had said to his dear dear Haruhi and walked over to where they were not long before the rest of the host's followed behind him.

"'HE' is not a girl nor is he gay, I'll have you know that he works in the host club here" Tamaki explained to her proudly, but Yumi just blinked clueless.

"Umm first you are really creepy, second none of you are hot at all, and lastly what the HELL is a host club!" Yumi huffed frustrated.

The host's except Takashi and Kyoya who kept straight poker faces were all token back that one girl (other than Haruhi) does not find them attractive! Honey jumped off of Takashi's shoulders and walked up to Yumi with teary eyes.

"Y-you think I'm creepy?" Honey said about one thin line on the verge of bawling which wasn't affecting Yumi at the slightest.

"Not you all just the blonde fag over there" Yumi replied pointing to Tamaki.

"She hit right on the dot there boss" Hikaru and Kaoru both said in unison.

"Yeaaa" She rolled her eyes and stood up not bothering to dust off the dirt on her clothing, "So none of you have answered my last question what the HELL is this o-so-great host club?" She said thinking maybe there might be a way out there.

"Well come with us and we'll show you!" Hikaru said excitedly before whispering something to Takashi and before she blinked Takashi lifted her over his shoulder. Hikaru then smirked and they all set off to the host club. Haruhi was trying to move Tamaki from his little emo corner.

"P-put me down!" Yumi demanded but Takashi kept his poker face and just kept walking to the host club.

Honey was walking in-front of Yumi and Takashi backwards.

"Yayyy! Um what's your name?" He asked her cutely. She sighed but responded "Yumi, Yumi Sachiko"

"Yumi-Chan, it's a nice fit for you, it also fits your strawberry pattered panties" Hikaru smirked while Yumi blushed furiously.

"WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD LOOK UP MY SKIRT DAMNIT!" She cursed at him while thrashing around still blushing before being thrown on a red velvet like couch. "Where am I?" she asked looking around puzzled.

"Why you are in the host clubs room my dear" Tamaki answered in his princely state which made Yumi want to barf up chunks.

"And also a lady such as yourself Yumi-chan should not use such vulgar language like that" he then added poking her forehead in disappointment.

"Yea like hell I care what you think" she said bluntly crossing her arms. Kaoru and Hikaru had hatched up another devilish plan and each sat on both sides of Yumi, Kaoru on the right, and Hikaru on the left.

"What do you think about this" Hikaru said grabbing her chin and lifting it up-ward getting closer to her face.

"Brother you always hog them let me have a chance" Kaoru whined then grabbing her chin and doing the same thing. Only when he was 5 inches from her face the twins both laughed and Yumi's new nickname could be tomato. She stood up with her arms still crossed walked out the door. Let out a frustrating and sort of scary blood-curdling scream, walked back inside, and sat on the opposite couch.

"Well she took that pretty well" Kyoya stated pushing up his glasses with the other host club members nodding in agreement.

Sooo how'd you like iiit, too short? I can make the next chapter bigger constructive criticism is needed if you want the next chapter to be to your liking, Please I can take it ^^