This is not good.

He's pinning him to a wall.

He's smirking.

He's doing that damn giggle.

This is not good at all.

It was a nice day in Shibuya, the sun was shining, the birds were singing...

And where was Neku Sakuraba on this fine day?

Stuck in Lapin Angelique, watching his much-too-feminine partner admire himself in a mirror, wearing a purple and black gothic Lolita dress, complete with lacy bonnet and black platform boots.

"Hmmm... What do you think, Neku?" Joshua asked, twirling to face the annoyed redhead.

"Joshua, I could care less about the dress. Can we please just get out of this damn store already? People are starting to stare!" said redhead replied angrily.

"Awww, come on, Nekky, let me have some fun!" the silverette pouted. Then, he smirked. "I know, Neku, why don't YOU get one, too?"

Neku's eyes became the size of dinner plates. "HELL FUCKING NO!" he screamed loudly, causing people to stare.

"Oh, fine, be that way..." Joshua whined before heading back into the changing rooms.

"Ugh, can this day be over yet?" Neku growled. Joshua smirked.

"Oh, not just yet, the day is still young! There's just one more place I want to go, anyway."Josh giggled.

Kill me, Neku thought, wait– that's already happened... damn. "Where the hell are we going, anyway?"

Joshua just giggled. Neku shuddered, knowing this would end badly

"Joshua, please, will you just tell me where we're g– UWAH!" Neku was cut off by Joshua grabbing his wrist and pulling him into an alley. The redhead was shoved roughly into a brick wall.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU–MMPH!" Neku was once again cut off by his partner, but this time, it was because the silverette's mouth was over his own.

Neku struggled against Joshua's grip, but to no avail. Josh only pressed his body closer, tangling his one of his hands into Neku's spiky orange hair, and using the other one to hold him closer. Giving up, Neku leaned into the kiss. He felt the other boy smirk before breaking the kiss.

The redhead looked into Joshua's deep amethyst eyes, his own sapphire eyes glazed over with lust.

Joshua smirked, giggling lightly, before leaning down to kiss Neku's neck. Neku's head leaned back and his eyes closed as he moaned quietly. Joshua took this as an invitation to continue, and began sucking gently on the same spot. Neku's hands clutched at Joshua's soft silver locks as he let out a loud moan. Joshua pulled his mouth away from Neku's neck, then captured the boy's lips with his own yet again. He gently bit at Neku's lower lip, and the boy willingly granted him entrance. Joshua's tongue eagerly explored Neku's mouth, and he moaned loudly, pressing as close to Neku as possible. The boys battled for dominance before breaking apart, gasping for air.

"Joshua?" Neku whispered, laying his head on Joshua's shoulder.

"Yes?" Joshua answered, hugging Neku closer.

"You're a sick bastard."

"I know."

Joshua giggled.