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Chapter 1
IOUAPIE
(Lumbridge)
Iouapie: I'm bored. I think it's time to actually do that clue scroll I have.
(Two minuets later top floor of castle)
Iouapie:(Panting)Can I have my clue scroll please.
Bank tutor: Here you go.
Iouapie: Ok clue numero uno.
Scroll:You will find wonders under your own feet.
Iouapie: What the heck does that mean.(Looks underfeet and finds a scroll) Oh.
Scroll: Random map symbols.
Iouapie: You know that looks a lot like my house...Holy (bleeep) it is my house.
Mod: Iouapie watch your mouth.
(Area turns black punches and kicks are heard and a bag covering someone)
(Iouapie's house)
Iouapie: Ok it's in uh oh. Kikra's room.
?:dun dun dun.
Iouapie: Pirateman shut up.
Pirateman: (raspberry).
Iouapie: (enters room) Wow I never expected all the pictures of Zez she has in here. The scroll.
ScrollRandom degrees (Who cares)
(Mort Myre swamp)
Iouapie: I hate jagex now. (starts diging)
?:For Saradomin
Iouapie: Oh crap.
(Four minuets later)
Iouapie: Ok back to digging.
?: Ow my head.
Iouapie: Oh my god a Zombie.
Person: No wait. (bam)
Iouapie: Ok here it is the final clue.
Clue: Punch the person you hate most than slam their face in with an Obsidian maul.
Iouapie: Who do I hate more than anyone?
(19.5 minuets later)
Iouapie: I got it!
( Someones house)
Iouapie: (knocks)
Elvemage: (Muffled yes).
Iouapie: (punch)
Elvemage: (Muffled) What the (Bleep)
Iouapie: Oh yeah! ( Slam) There it is the treasure
Treasure: 2 pieces of chese and a patatoe.
Iouapie: SON OF A BITCH!
Mod: Iouapie
(THROWING KNIVE)
Iouapie's house
Kikra: You went into my room!
Iouapie: Who told you that?
Kikra: Pirateman.
Iouapie: (Glares at Pirateman)
Pirateman: Can I get a head start.
Iouapie: (Pulls out a saradomin Staff) (really fast) 5.4.3.2.1
(Lighting heard)
Next: Pirateman