Flandre was happily running through the halls of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. "Flandre!" Remilia shouted. "Why are you out of the basement?" Flandre, with a stern look on her face, replied "Because Sakuya made tea and she look happy making it." "Alright, alright," Remilia stated, "we'll get you the tea."
Patchouli was in her library taking out books, and handing them to Koakuma. Then, she heard something. Marisa blasted in, surfing on her broom. "Hey, da ze~!" she yelled. Koakuma gave Marisa a warm welcome. But, as Patchouli and Koakuma were eating tea and cookies, Marisa stole lots of books and flew away! "Alright! That's it. Fire up the capsule, and send in the Alices!" Nitori set up a capsule and made loads of Alice Margatroids chase Marisa! "GYAAAAH!" Marisa screamed.
Hong Meiling was guarding the Mansion with her judo moves. "Kya! Otashi! Yomureru wa!" she screamed as she kicked and punched each unfortunate bystander. After kung-fu'ing every bystander out of the way, she was tired. She drifted off. When she woke up, she was laying on her bed. Sakuya Izayoi was standing next to her bed. Meiling looked at the plate Sakuya was holding. Sakuya was giving her cookies! Meiling ate the cookies and drank milk. Then Sakuya wrapped Meiling in a warm blanket and she went to sleep again.
Sakuya was throwing knives at Keine, an unwanted guest. When she was about to throw the last knife, Keine fell on her knees. "Please, I wanna live!" Sakuya stopped throwing the knives and healed her wounds. Then Sakuya took Keine to her bedroom and gave her a towel.
Remilia was sipping tea when Reimu came into the mansion. "Do you want to give me money?" Reimu asked. "Yes," Remilia responded, "five dollars." Reimu cheered "Hooray!" as Remilia gave five dollars to her. Reimu walked out of the mansion.
