I got the idea for this fanfic from a Nightmare Before Christmas fanfic. And my sister, Slave2Karma helped me with some of it.
Disclaimer: How didly doo everyone! Welcome to my fanfic. Hey, if it's my fanfic that means I can make anything I want happen. Hmmm….I could make Inuyasha strip. Well, anyway, I ate to admit it but….well….I don't own Inuyasha!Bursts into tears But, hey, I can dream.
Inuyasha Insanity Chapter 1We first meet our like heroes or whatever…gathering..at their..um…..gathering..
" At last! My masterpiece is finished!" Fern cried.
Kim looked down at her shoe. " Ack! You just drew freakin' Inufasha on my freakin' shoe!" Kim jumped up and ran to the bathroom.
"Wow," said Freya, " It looks just like Inuyasha……anyone got a pair of scissors?"
"You've got real problems," Hana said backing away from Freya.
"No. Just one big one."
Cocoa smiled. "You've got real talent, Fern."
"Thank you," replied Fern.
"Can you draw Kikyo for me?"
Hana jumped away from Cocoa and held up her fingers like a cross.
"Stay back!" She hissed.
Cocoa rolled her eyes. "Jeez, Hana. What has Kikyo ever done to you?"
"She broke my sweet little Inuyasha's heart."
Kim finally came back from the bathroom with her shoes wet.
"You guys are obsessed with Inuyasha. I don't know why you like him. The only cool guy is that Toga dude," Kim said, plopping b back down on the floor.
"Koga," Freya said quietly.
" No thank you. I went before we came here."
"Uh..no. His name is Koga."
" Whatever," Kim said.
"And you are so wrong. Inuyasha could so kick Koga's ass any day of the week," Hana said proudly.
"You're all wrong! In the end Naraku will win!" Everyone stared at Freya.
"Right," Fern replied.
" You guys are obsessed."
" Hey," said Hana, " You don't even watch Inuyasha…so how do you know who Koga is, Kim?"
" Well…I…you see…."
" Bwa haha!" Fern laughed.
" I only watch it because Fern calls me every night at 10:00 pm and won't let me go back to sleep unless I get up and watch it!"
Kim started crying.
" Fern!" Hana shouted.
Kim smiled. " Ooh! Look who's in trouble!"
"You should have called me first, Fern. I could have helped."
"…You guys are obsessed!" Kim said again. " Look at what you're wearing!"
Hana, Fern, Cocoa and Freya all looked at each other. Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom- can you guys tell the audience what you're wearing?
" Fine lazy ass narrator/author/ strange voice from the sky. Ok, I'm wearing green cargos, a white Inuyasha tank top an Inuyasha beanie that we all have and that necklace that Inuyasha wears." Fern gives the thumbs up sign.
"Ok," said Hana, "I'm wearing a black skirt, an Inuyasha blue shirt with cut off sleeves and one of those beanies."
"I am wearing faded jean bell-bottoms, a shirt with Kikyo on it, it used to have Inuyasha on it but I took care of him, and also an Inuyasha beanie," Cocoa said.
"I'm wearing an Inuyasha beanie and my Karate outfit cause I didn't have time to change because somebody (Kim looks at Fern) tackled me on my way home and dragged me here," Kim said.
"I….I have no comment at this time," Fern said quietly.
"I'm wearing black pants, a black shirt and the Inuyasha beanie. What? What are you lookin' at!" Everyone backs away from Freya.
" Sorry….she's antisocial."
" Uh, Hana? I'm right here. I can hear you!"
"About the hat, Fern," started Kim, "Do I have to wear it?"
" Uh…yes."
"Why?"
"Don't you remember? We started an Inuyasha fan club!"
Flash back
"I'm bored," Kim whined.
"Me too," Hana agreed.
"I know what we can do!" cried Fern in excitement.
"Start a Kikyo fan club?" suggested Cocoa.
"….no…"
"How about a Naraku fan club?" Freya said.
"No! Let's start an Inuyasha fan club!" Fern finally replied.
" Fern," Hana said, "There are 300 other Inuyasha fan clubs in this state and 2 colts. What will make us different from the rest of them?"
"Ah, but we will have these cool matching Inuyasha beanies!" Fern reached into her bag and passed around 5 Inuyasha beanies.
End of flash back
"When was that?" Kim asked.
"About 5 minutes ago."
" So why am I here?" Freya said, confused.
"Well, I got something to show you guys."
" Oh, the narrator/author/strange voice from the sky is back……did you flush?"
Uh…..no……
"Well did you wash your hands!"
uhhhh….I—umm…washed my feet…?
Hana reached into her bag and pulled out something that seemed to be a shiny piece of purple glass.
"Is that what I think it is?" Cocoa asked in amazement.
"I think so."
"Wow, a piece of purple glass. I can't believe I'm missing a south park marathon for this," Kim said.
"Where did you find it?" Fern said in disbelief.
"In the tall grass on my way home from school."
"It's amazing," Cocoa said.
All of a sudden the piece of glass gave off a shiny purple light.
"Is that really it?" Cocoa whispered.
"hello! Cocoa, it's just a piece of purple glass!" Kim shouted.
"No," Said Freya, " It's a jewel shard."
All of a sudden Freya jumped on Hana and grabbed the jewel shard. She ran into Hana's back yard screaming something about helping Naraku. Fern, Hana, Cocoa and Kim jumped up and started running after her. But when they got to the back yard they realized she had disappeared.
"Now what do we do?" Cocoa whined.
"I know! I think she jumped down that old style Japanese well that I don't remember being here until just now. Let's follow her!" Fern suggested.
"What will that accomplish? Anything but breaking our necks!" Kim started to panic.
"No! It will take us to the feudal era!" Cocoa said.
"Great! Then Inuyasha will finally realize that we are soul mates." Hana sighed.
"Come on . Inuyasha is still in love with Kikyo!" hissed Cocoa.
"No way! He's in love with Kagome!" Fern stamped her feet.
"Yeah right! Kikyo could kick Kagome's ass!"
"Not before Kagome kicked her ass!"
"Personally I would kick both of there asses! Then I could have Inuyasha all to myself…" Hana said.
"Well, If you kicked her ass Then Kikyo would kick your ass!" Cocoa screamed.
"Hello? How could she? She would be unconscious from the ass kicking I had just given her!"
"Well, she would kick your ass when she woke up!"
"If you don't shut up I'm gonna kick all of your asses! Come on!" Fern shouted at them.
Fern grabbed everyone and pulled them down the well with her.
"Ow! Who's biting my leg?" cried Kim.
"Oopps…., " Cocoa said.
"Fern?" Hana asked.
Fern was all ready crawling out of the well.
"Fern? What are you doing!" Kim called up to her.
"I'm getting out of this well, duh!"
"Wait watch out for demons!" Cocoa cried.
"What? You think we really ended up in Inuyasha's world? I just jumped down the well for the heck of it."
Fern started laughing but stopped when she got out of the well.
"Oh my Inuyasha," Fern said.
Haha! Cliff hanger!
"What? You can't make a cliff hanger!" Hana said.
Yes, I can. It's my fanfic. Anything I want can happen.
"Ooohh…..Then can you make Inuyasha fall in love with me?" Hana asked hopefully.
No.
"You suck narrator/author/strange voice from the sky!" Hana shouted.
Suddenly Hana is struck with a terrible case of pneumonia.
"Ahh! The author's wrath!"
Bye y'all! Y'all come back now, you hear?
End of chapter1