Well this is my story I really wrote it out of boredom so ya be niiiiice! Thankies Luf you!

Chapter One

"Poppycocks!" Ardere Bona shouted at the top of her lungs. The four boys to her left looked up with weird looks on their faces. Unfortunately they were in the library so they had their reasons.

"Ardy, were in the library, shut up!" whispered James Potter.

"Whyyyyyyy!!!???" She yelled again. Sirius Black slapped his face, and ducked when the librarian walked over to throw the girl out. To bad for her when Ardere realized what she had done, she ran for it. Peter Pettigrew started banging his head on his book when the lady started yelling at the boys for bringing in such a hysterical being.

By the time they got out of the evil librarians torment Ardere was long gone. The boys had an unnaturally swollen pussed up scab to pick with her. They had found her in the common room doing a dramatic fainting impression when she had seen the boys walk in. Sirius walked up and kicked her in the head.

"Hey Ardy, what were you doin' back there?" He asked quite irritated.

"What part? The screaming or ditching you?" She asked innocently, rubbing the part of her head Sirius had kicked.

"Both…" Remus Lupin said glaring at her. Ardere stood up and cleared her throat.

"To be plain and simple…I was at a rather nasty unfair part of the book I was reading." She said simply with her eyes closed.

"Book?…but we were studying for our exams coming up!" Remus stated rather confused.

"I'm to good for studying! So I snuck in a book!" She said pointing at herself.

"I won't feel bad for you if you fail now you know." James said bluntly trying not to kill her. "You put us in a right awful position!" He stated with a raised voice.

"No one said being friends with me was gonna be easy." She said twisting her head slightly. "Well I'm gonna go do something now, BYE!" Ardere said skipping up to the girls dormitory.

When she got up to her room, the other girls looked at her with udder disgust. All the other girls never seemed to like her too much, not considering the fact she was slightly crazy. Maybe it was the fact that Ardere looked like a boy, because she did. Ardere Had pixie cut hair, and a flat chest. This was also the main reason why Ardere liked to hang out with guys.

She threw her things on her bed ignoring the other girls, and marched to her chest. She ripped it open, and rummaged through all the useless things that she liked to keep around. When she found what she was looking for Ardere raced downstairs and threw it at James, who was innocently doing his homework. He looked back at Ardere and yelled-

"What the bloody hell was that for?"

"It's our latest plan!" She said raising a pointed finger in the air. James' face immediately lit up.

"What's the plan?" Sirius questioned looking interested.

"Well when we got in trouble,"

"We?" James mocked.

" when you got in trouble it gave me the idea to pull a prank on that fat pudgy ball we call a librarian." She finished flopping next to Remus, who was reading a book.

"Weeell?" Sirius pushed her on.

"I'm getting there! Well I got the idea for a potion that's in that very book!" She said proudly with a wicked smile. "Turn to page 344!" James nodded, and turned to the page and read outloud-

"How to make a person eat their favorite book." He smiled just as wicked as Ardere.

"That's Brilliant!" Sirius yelled taking the book from Ardere. Remus sighed, and closed his book.

"That ridicules! How could you even think of doing that to her?" He yelled looking really angry. They all seemed to ignore his protests.

"Well, Moony someone's gonna have to brew this potion for us!" Sirius stated looking at him with big grey eyes. Remus frowned, and opened his mouth to say something when Ardere cut him off.

"Someone here has to do it, and you look like you need a good laugh!" Remus seemed to be offended by this, his face boiled with anger.

"I refuse to take part in this!" he yelled shaking his head. Infuriated Remus Stomped upstairs to his room, slamming the door. James sighed and agreed to brew the potion instead, immediately grabbing his cauldron to get started.

When they had finished, Peter insisted that he nick the librarians drink. They all agreed admitting little Peter was best for the job, and also they didn't want to get in trouble. Peter took the finished potion, and ran to the library. They all prayed he wouldn't trip on his way there, because it took them a good hour to brew the stupid thing.

"Well that took me out, think I'm gonna go hit the kitchens!" James said rubbing his belly.

"I'll join you," Sirius said getting up "oh and Ardy will you go and talk to Moony for us please?" Sirius asked turning around waving his hand.

"Fine, fine I'll do it put if he turns me into stone It's all your fault." I stated just incase she was that unlucky.

"Thankies!" Sirius thanked running after James. Ardere waited till she heard the portrait close, then got up and walked towards the boys dormitory. She opened it, and looked to over Remus' bed. He was hunched over a book looking really sad. Ardere felt a stroke of guilt, and walked over to him. He didn't seem to notice, because when she touched his shoulder he jumped.

"Oh, uh, hey Ardy…" Remus muttered looking away embarrassed. Ardere sat on his bed, and poked his cheek.

"Hey, there angry just wanted to say sorry about before!" She said hugging him apologetically. Remus pushed her off, and sighed pushing his hair out of the way.

"So have you nicked her drink yet?" Remus asked with his eyes closed.

"Well ya course we did." Ardere said as if it was obvious. Remus eyebrows furrowed, and he remained silent.

"What's got your panties in a bunch? We always prank people!" I asked confused. Remus shook his head, it wasn't until just now that Ardere noticed that he looked quite exhausted.

"Hey Moony are you okay?" She asked concerned. Remus shook his head he seemed sad now rather than angry. Ardere patted his back, she really wanted to help him he looked almost desperate.

"You can tell me anything you know." She said with a comforting voice. Remus looked up at her, he seemed to be pondering whether to tell her or not.

"Okay, can you keep a secret." Remus whispered. He leaned up to her, and whispered something in her ears. Her eyes grew three times bigger, and her mouth hung open. Remus pulled away blushing his eyes averted to the ground.

" No effin way!" She shouted. Remus just nodded still staring at the ground. Ardere clapped her hands and jumped up, and down smiling widely.

"Then we need to get you two together now don't we?" She said rubbing her hands together with an evil gleam in her eye. Remus immediately looked up with terror in his eyes.

"No, no you can't NO!!" Remus yelled terrified. Ardere didn't seem to hear him, because she got up and paced the room. Remus got up to, and followed her back and forth trying to convince her not to do anything.

"That's it!" She yelled, and just when Remus was about to protest again Sirius walked into the room with a handful of food.

"Hey guys!" He smiled.

Well that was not whateva thanks for readin anywayz!! You are da best!!