I don't know why I wrote this xD It's just a small thing, but I hope you'll enjoy it anyway :)
Works Of A Creative Mind
„I'm telling you, it's possible."
„Those two? You've got to be kidding me!"
„Why not? They've been together the whole journey, God knows what they did in their free time."
„Yeah, but... I mean, it's Luffy!"
„So?"
„I agree with Miss Navigator, Longnose-kun. They do have a certain chemistry."
"Not you too, Robin!"
"See? Even Onee-sama agrees with me!"
"Aaah~ Robin-chwan is so beautiful when she makes assumptions!"
"What is your opinion on the matter, cook-san?"
"...Well, they aren't exactly low key, are they? Just look at the marimo whenever Luffy's around. He's totally whipped."
"Hey guys, what are you talking about?"
"Ah, Chopper! Um... it's a great story, really! You see, there was this huge fish that threatened to-"
"Luffy and Zoro fucking, yes or no."
"FRANKY! Don't corrupt his innocent mind!"
"Ow! Not cool, sis! Stop punching me!"
"Eeeh? Isn't it obvious?"
"What's obvious, Chopper?"
"That they're having sex."
…
…
"WHAT?"
"I knew it! Usopp, you owe me two hundred Beli!"
"W-wait, Chopper, how do you know that?"
"Sometimes they stay in the infirmary for a while and when they come out they smell like sex."
"Eww, that's... ugh. Thanks for that mental image, Chopper."
"What? It's only natural."
"Glad you think so, doctor."
"...Well, I guess that settles i-"
BAM!
"SANJI! FOOD!"
"Oi! Put on some pants first, moron!"
…
"Sooo... I guess they are, huh?"
"Yup."
…
"Well, I should go and make some meat for Luffy before he tries to eat the table. Again."
"Yeah, I'm gonna go too, I still need to fix my new invention. Mind if I do it in the galley, Sanji?"
"Eh, sure, why not."
"Cool, thanks."
…
"So... Sanji and Usopp fucking, yes or no?"
"FRANKY!"