My first ficcy! Yay, I'm so proud! I'm proud, so proud...

As far as I know, I'm not a middle-aged man, so I don't own Maximum Ride. Or Alice in Wonderland. Enjoy, readers! I'll try to add more soon!

Max was slowly, slowly falling asleep. She was in the middle of a park, surrounded by cherry trees dropping their beautiful light-pink petals, and her friends.

"Max, you tired?" asked Nudge.

"Neh, I'm just..." she yawned. It was very warm, and the day was making her feel sleepy and stupid. "Wow, I guess I am a little tired..." She yawned again, and added a luxurious stretch to her yawn.

"Go on, take a nap. We'll just go fight some Erasers while you sleep," Iggy said sarcastically.

"Thank you, that's very reassu-r-r-r-ring," she yawned again. And she curled up on the ground and slept. Or so she thought. It felt like she had just woken up, then she saw something strange.

"Guys," she asked, "did you just see that?"

"See what?"

"I thought I just saw... Jeb in a bunny suit." She looked again, and he was there again: Jeb, her father, in a pink bunny suit.

"Wow, Max, what drugs are you on?" asked Fang, and everybody laughed.

"No, really! I just saw him, and he was, like, in a pink bunny suit..." She suddenly realized how ridiculous her statement sounded, and she stopped. "I'm gonna go check this out. I might just be hallucinating or something." So Max got up to follow the bunny-suited Jeb. He was hopping around, sniffing at the clover and grass in a most un-Jeb-like manner, until a loud, annoying beeping sound could be heard. Max got up closer, and could see the zipper on his suit. She could also see bunny-Jeb remove a large, lime-green digital clock from the pocket of his bunny suit.

"So that's what was making the noise," she muttered.

"Oh crap, I'm late! I'm late, late, and late! The Queen will skin me alive!" He rushed towards a clearing, and then removed a small black object from his pocket. Jeb unfolded it; it was a circle, about six feet wide, and it seemed to be made out of black fabric. He laid it on the ground and jumped right into the circle. He disappeared.

Max inched closer to the circle. Suddenly, a force seemed to be sucking her into the circle. She grabbed onto a nearby tree, but it was no good. She fell into the black hole (for that is what it was) screaming "Oh craaaaaaaaaaaaap!" at the top of her lungs.

Max was falling, down, down, down... She screamed. Then she realized she was falling very slowly. She chanced a look at her surroundings.

"This is freakin' weird... I'd swear I was in a park a few minutes ago..." Oh, but she was no longer in a park. She was falling down a hole, but not just any hole. She could see LCD screen televisions on the walls, which were all focused on her. She noticed she was no longer wearing jeans and a t-shirt; she was wearing a short, frilly blue dress with a lacy frilly white apron over. Her long, blonde hair was put up with a small, dainty white bow on top.

"What the hell?" she screamed, aware that nobody was there. "I don't remember changing my clothes!" Suddenly, Max fell on a cold, linoleum floor. She could make out the shapes of test tubes, possibly filled with human bodies. And wires, lots of wires.

"Ohmygawd, this is creepy. I'm gonna get out of here." As if sensing her need to escape, a door appeared in front of her: the nice sort of sliding door that beeps when you go out.

"Well, that's a start," she said.

How'd ya like it? There's a friend I'd like to you to meet, his name is REVIEW, PLEASE:)

I mean, really. I'd like you to review it. I hope it didn't suck!