AN - THIS FIC IS ONLY JADINES BABY CATY WASNT HERE FOR TEH SLUMBER PARTY SO I WROTE IT ALONE B/C I WAS SO LONELY LOL!

WARNINGS READ FIRST BEFORE READING THE FIC THESE ARE IMPOTENT! - VARY EXPLICT SEX SCENES NOT FOR CHILDREN. DIRTY TALK AND ADULTNESS. UNMARIED SEX. RAP (SO NONCON! BUT LATTER THEIR IS DUBCON). DONT' READ IF U DONT LIKE THESE THING IM NOT RESPONIBLE FOR WAT U CHOSE TO READ ON LINE OK. AND THIS IS A ONE-SHOT SO NO CONTINUEING IT SORRY!!!!1

DICLAIMER - NOT MINE THEY BELONG TO STEFINE MYERS AND I AM NOT HER.

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The sun made edward's dick sparkle and that got Bella all excited.

"wow Edward i really didn't belive you when you said your dick sparkled but now i do and i feel a funny tingling sensation in my nethers making me all hot and wet."

"it's b/c your aroused bella."

Bella giggled like a school girl because aroused was a funny word because it related to sex and sex was funny.

They had been standing in their clearing for hours staring at Edwards sparkly body and now bella wanted some sexing.

She lept forward like a ravenous cougar cat in a zoo. Her virgin-y need was like that of a seal's, who is also a virgin. She tackled Edward to the ground and he fell with her on top of him and she rutted her hips excitedly against his freezing cold, rock hard chest.

"We're going to have sex now okay." She panted hotly. Edward stared at her in total horror and revulsion.

"bella we can't we're not married this is wrong!"

"too bad!"

Since Edward's cock was still waving around freely in the air, Bella hastily pulled her panties off and hopped on. The sudden force of his giant, ice cubic man meat going into her vag made her hymen break with a really loud popping sound deep within her, like that of popcorn popping in a microwave, freeing her clit to the warm summer air and making her feel all happy inside.

"OOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOO EDWARD YOU FEEL LIKE AN ICE CUBE IN MY VAG!!!!"

"GET OFF MY WEINER BEFORE I BITE YOU."

Bella moaned really really loud as she started moving up and down, forcing Edward's cock in and out of her decidedly female folds. "YES!" She screamed in rapture and need and specialness. "TALK TO DIRTY TO ME EDWARD!" Her boobs jiggled delightedly.

"I'M NOT DIRTY TALKING I'M TELLING YOU TO STOP."

"EDWARD JUNIOR ISN'T."

Edward Junior twitched and spasmed in approval.

"SEE THIS FEELS GREAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ;)"

"NO I DON'T KNOW." Edward answered.

*gasp!* "Edward how could you!"

Edward: Cause i told you i didn't want to this is rape!

Bella: too late to do anything about it now while my vagina is on your dick pounding away mercilessly!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward: your right!!!

They flipped over and Edward began to fuck bella really hotly because her logic turned him on.

And there, right in the middle of the clearing, they did ****IT****

And it was hot.