He's One Lucky Guy

"Bastard, get back here!" he yelled on the top of his lungs.

"What for?"

"To tell me where is Sasuke."

"He is one lucky piece of grass." Halting down, and facing his chaser, a smile played nastily across his face.

"Tell me NOW!" bellowed by the younger one.

How can I, if I too don't know his whereabouts?

"Can you even hear me, Itachi?" declared with an annoyed look on his face.

"Stop it." Itachi murmured. His gaze glued on the blonde's boy face.

"S-stop?" He groped for a kunai. "Now you're getting on my nerves."

"Naruto…" Itachi whispered slowly. "I…I Want you to stop."

"Heh? You're a weird gu---HEYY!! W-what are you doing?!"

"Kissing you… maybe. If that's what they call this."

"Don't…TOUCH ME!" he inched away from Itachi.

"Naruto, what did you find from Sasuke that I don't have?"

What the-?! "Don't speak as if you know him."

"Do you?"

"Ye-yeah. I mean, we did missions together, spent time and… things that doesn't concern you!" his temper was rising again.

"Really?" he let out a sardonic laugh. "But I can do things better than he can."

"Go to hell, Itachi."

"Would you mind coming along with me?" he said. "I'm sure Demons would not be very please."

Now he's talking Chinese. "Why is that?"

"Because with you and me, it'll surely become Heaven." He made a move again.

"Itachi… you… should stop this." He can't deny it, but pleasure rapidly surged inside him.

"Don't make me looked like a pervert."

"Don't make me guilty."

And there was silence…

"I said STOP it!! If you keep this up, you could wind up in a hospital." Naruto warned the guy doing wonders on top of him.

"That's impossible. Guys don't get pregnant."

Naruto, let out a sigh of pleasure, "You are the same as he is."

That pulled Itachi up short.

So this means he had done this with Sasuke?

"I'm alive after all." Itachi said under his breathing.

"Huh? Where are you coming at?" Naruto was puzzled by his partner's remark.

"Pain. It's a realization that I'm alive. I just felt it a while ago."

"Itachi, I-…"

Naruto took Itachi's hand, he wound his fingers through the other man's.

Itachi softened, because the younger one was so lovely under him, and because he was so gentle. He wanted badly to protect him- to keep him out of harm's way, to ease his life.

"All right," Itachi said quietly. "Let me tell you one thing.."

He removed his hand from Itachi's and threaded his fingers through the older man's hair. "If you had any sense, you'd run."

"I must not have any, then. I'm staying."

The words he'd wanted to hear. Why did he have troubling believing them when he so desperately wanted to? "You're one good dammed ass."

Itachi cupped Naruto's stubborn chin so he'd look at him. "But…"

"But?"

"What if… what if Sasuke suddenly appear? I know you love him so…"

Naruto dipped his head and covered Itachi's mouth with his. He found his lips soft and warm, but hesitant. That greatly reminded him how Sasuke had kissed him and told him he love him. But, he turned him down, because Naruto loved only one person, and that is this guy kissing him now, this very guy who is jealous to his younger brother.

"So you're staying." Naruto said between his kisses. "Probably not wise of you."

"Wisdom is overrated, don't you think?"

Itachi took Naruto then, in a burst of passion that told him all he needed to know about the strength of his love for Naruto.

(A/N: Well? Sigh… I don't know what to say. This plot seems very...uhmm… "awkward" for them. I mean, I don't know if they suit each other, but I'll try to be better next time. P.S. please tell me what do you think about it.)