This is really short one. Someone challenged me to write it. She wrote one too. The challenge was "FMA, has to involve a humunculus and your choice of other character. Must involve farm animals."

Enjoy


Damaged Screwdriver

"Al, wait for me!!!" yelled Edward.

"Edward Elric, come back here!" yelled Wrath.

"Nii-san, the chicken is running away!!!"

"Al, who cares about the chicken! There's a maniac after us!" Ed finally caught up to Al.

"Bok bok bok" went the chicken, running away from the –what seemed like- an angry mob of boys.

"Winry's gonna kill us if she found out about the chicken!"

"What? What's Winry gotta do with a chicken?"

"No! Not the chicken, the thing inside the chicken's mouth!! Look!"

Inside the chicken's mouth was a shiny screwdriver. It was the latest model and Winry would kill anyone who tried to steal it.

"Uh oh…" Edward was turning very pale.

"Edward!! Come back here!" Wrath was still trying to catch up to Ed. "Give me the rest of your body!!!" Unfortunately, Winry was walking towards them in the opposite direction. She could see her shining new screwdriver.

The boys ran right into her.

"Uh oh…" Even Wrath knew she was trouble.

Five minutes later…

Wrath escaped with a bandage covering his leg, head and arms. Edward was lying on the floor unconscious. And Al's leg was falling off.

"Humph, just try to get my stuff dirty again!" Winry walked away with her slightly damaged screwdriver.

As for the chicken, it had a bandage on it's head as well…


Poor chicken... Anyways, please review and give me advice for any other fanfics I write.