chapter 1-little green jew boy (red riding hood)
kyle sat on his bed. His curly red hair spilling around his shoulders. He was tired of what people said about his damn red hair.
he wore the damn hat for a reason!
he looked at his facebook. Stupid fatass had taken a picture of him without his hat and posted it. Kyle usually wouldnt mind, except for that day his hair was super frizzy from the stupid humididty.
Kyle growled and threw his phone at the door.
He really hated Cartman.
"Bubbleh? Are you okay in there?" He heard his mother shout up the stairs.
"Yeah, sorry i just dropped something!" he yelled to her.
His mother drove him crazy. She was a bitch, just like everyone said, and wanted everything perfect. including him and his younger brother Ike. Whenever they did something wrong or something related to them diddnt go her way, she blamed everyone but them. She was so delusional.
"UGGGGGG!" Kyle screamed into his pillow.
He hated it here.
His phone let out a l;ittle wolf howl, letting him know he had gotten a message. he picked his phone up and read it.
poorkid- u cumin 2 strk pond? i got sum mony
Kyle smiled. At least he had his best friend, Kenny McCormick. He could always count on him.
Jewboy- kk c u in few
Cartmna had gotten ahold of his fone and he had been too lazy to change his user name.
poorkid- kk
Kyle stood up and walked to his closet. He put on his lime green jacket that he had bought to match his usual lime green hat. He couldnt rememebr when he had gotten the hat, only that it covers his hair (most of it at least), and that had made him wear it all the way from elementary school till high school.
he walked to his bedroom door and put on his boots walking out.
he passed Ikes room. He heard typing commin from it. He was most likely typing some fan fiction again, Kyle never understood the facination that his little brother had with the damn thing.
He shok his head and walked down the stairs to the door. His mother and father were both sitting on the couch with their head huddled together. That was never good.
Just when he was about to open the door he heard his mother call out, "Kyle, sweetie, your father and i have to talk to you and your brother. IKE! get down here!"
Kyle sighed and turned around to look at his parents. His mother was msall and fat while his father was tall and skinny. He had a beard while his mother had big red hair with a new jersey accent.
He saw the Ike come down the stairs. His little brother Canadian. Adopted at the age of 3 weeks old. He had pitch black hair with pale skin and brown eyes. He was only 13 years old and already two inches taller than Kyle.
"Boys, yourmother and i have been invited to New York for a jewish convention. It is a great oppritunity that we cannot pass up. Unfortunatly there are no children allowed. You must be eighteen or older. Im sorry boys but Im afraid your going to have to stay here alone for a month or so. Kyle i expect you to take good vcrae of your brother. You are a respnsible 16 year old and i know i can trust you," Their father explained.
"Wait, wait, wait, So your saying that im going to have to babysit Ike for a month while you guys go to New York?" Kyle asked.
"Yes Bubbleh. I hope you understand that this is a big chance that your father and i have to take," His mother said.
"Im not a baby anymore mom! I can watch over myself, im 13 years old," Ike said annoyed that he ahd to be babysat. Not that he had a problem with his older brother. He loved him to death and looked up to him and his friends in many ways.
"I know ike. But i still want Kyle to watch over you and the house while we are gone," His mother said. Bothe teens knew that there was no way to get her to change her mind, "We will be leaving tomorrow, and will be back on the 15th,"
Kyle nodded tiredly. Great, he had to abaysit, take acre of his delivery job, AND deal with cartman. He just wasnt getting abreak was he?
"Fine whatever, mom. I have to go, im meeting Kenny at the pond," Kyle explained. His mom nodded and waved him off.
Ike walked back upstairs to his room. Kyle heard him mumble stuff in his canadian accent and slam his door. He winced at the noise and wlaked out of the house into the cold January air. It was always coild in Southpark, but January was the worst month. Winter wanted to get its last bit out before spring and lays it down hard.
He shiverd and pulled his hat farther on his head asd he walked down the sidewalk to Starks Pond where he was supposed to meet his friend Kenny.
i decided to write a story based on fairytales, but with the south park charactors. so here is whos who-
Red riding hood- kyle broflovski, stan marsh, ike broflovski
cinderella- kenny mcCormick, satan, damien thorn
snow white- wendy testaburger, bebe stevens, token black
sleeping beauty- tweek tweak, craig tucker, clyde donovan
beauty and the beast- eric cartman, butters stotch
hansel and gretel- mr garrison, timmy burch, jimmy valmer
i will have them all connected but there own stories, you know? each chapter will be on a diffrent story, so thsi one is the first to red riding hood, the next will be cinderella, then snow white, then sleeping beauty,a nd so on and so forth.
this is in the moment story, so it really depends on how much i want tow rite this and how much YOU want me to write this and what you think of it.
I hope you liked the first chappie. i will be working on the second one.
my main pairings are, StanxKyle, KennyxDamien, WendyxToken, TweekaCraig, CartmnaxButters. the timmy nad jimmy one is friendship, not romance. but yeah, there you go!
R&R
thx
luv u guys~siyera