The Exiting News
"Hey Blaine."
"Hey Kurt. What's up?"
"Blaine... I have to tell you something."
"What is it Kurt?"
"Blaine... I'm... I'm... I'm pregnant!"
"Oh Kurt, that's wonderful! I told you the gene therapy would work!"
"Yeah! I got to keep my penis while the doctors could implant a womb inside me in place of my appendix! Then when we had anal sex, your semen traveled up the new canal designed specifically for the purpose of getting me pregnant!"
"Oh gee whilikers! But how is the baby going to come out!"
"Ummm, with a cesarean section, silly!"
"Oh yeah! Wooh! I'm going to run up and down the street and put cigars in random people's mouths! Wooh!"