This is my first fic (or I may say SONGfic). Hope you enjoy it like I did (not) while writing it
Chorus
I don't believe it, it's almost too
good to be true The
way he moves he's like a belly dancer Chorus
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen
an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my bracelet go
Doing, doing, doing
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way
you move it, you make my bracelet go
Doing, doing, doing
He's shaking that ass to
the new Missy jams, I
Think someone's at the door
But I
don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing,
doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human
being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish cooking
I
am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on
my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible
for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to fight,
fight, fight
Yes, I´m an atomic G, I fight crime it go
Ring-a-galax--, a-g-,ga-ga-ga-galaxy
Psych, I joke, I joke, I
kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For
I am Betty, the puppeteer, I have a mere puppet
I can get away
with anything I´m saying, thought I love it
The
way you shake it, I can't believe it Mr. Chameleon, looks oh so ugly Rodger and
Dodger used to be so handsome Chorus
I ain't never seen an ass
like that
The way you move it, you make my bracelet go
Doing,
doing, doing
But I ain't
never seen an ass like that
Every time I see him shifting off in
shapes my bracelet goes
Doing, doing, doing
Now they're getting older, they're
starting to get wrinkles
I go to the plaza and eat ice cream with
sprinkles
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do
you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my treat
I have money, look
I put away, my dress's neat
Please do not remove me from this
lunchtime treaty please
I did not even get to see Rodger buying
shaving cream
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big
scene
And don't treat me like I'm Lisa Simpson, this cartoons PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead
innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on
the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Maxi, he's too busy?
I am Betty, Bernardette has shoulders like a man
And I can
say that and you'll laugh cause there´s a puppet on my hand
The
way you shake it, I can't believe it Minumus P.U. is not quite tall enough so The way
he moves she dances like a country Chorus
I ain't never seen an ass
like that
The way you move it, you make my bracelet go
Doing,
doing, doing
I
ain't never seen a head like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass
and he'll make my bracelet go
Doing, doing, doing
In that mission he spends time
in eat more candy
I need a new stomach, hi my name is Sparky
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean
freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ship
I
just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here,
I make sider juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no
not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word go pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
X-5, is that a circuit?, I
think I just saw a kcid
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I
don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the
spaceship, everybody get out
I am not Betty, I am Penny, get down
The
way you shake it, I can't believe it So tell me Noah, will you have sex with me
please? X-5:
Fuck is wrong with you?
I ain't never seen an ass
like that
The way you move it, you make my bracelet go
Doing,
doing, doing
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you
move it, you make my bracelet go
Doing, doing, doing
BETTY: Ha!
Well, there you go, not very funny, eh? Anyway, sing&review