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MC. AppleSauce is in full throttle
While ya'll suckin' on dat bottle
Probably with another model
When we hop out da Lambo ya'll all waddle
Then we help our parents and remodel
Cause listen' to yo parents is what ya do
They cheer ya up when you are blue
And wash yo hair with no tear shampoo
They let ya pet the animals at the Zoo
But they wouldnt have had you if ya dad withdrew!
{Verse 1}
You came out dat vagina
They craddled you like a fine peice of china
This ones about mom
Who got knocked up after prom
He told her to be calm
But then you came along
He had to stop hittin on that bong
She had to be strong
Even though she'd done wrong
And you'd weigh her down all her life that was going to be long
But that's yo mom ya gotta love her life-long!
{Verse 2}
It only took one ejaculation
For him to make a job application
And aviod all other temptaion
This ones about dad
You'll always be his lad
And he'll be glad
When your a grad
Even when you kissed chad
He didnt get mad
And when you came out da closet he wasnt even sad
You'll always be his man
Especaily since you caught him with Anne
in the back of a van
And he showed you how to bust nuts like pec-ans
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