Hi. :) I'm doing a series of...

Barbie poems.

I know, know. BARBIE? OMGg1!! -spitzgibble-

But it's not what you think. ;)

Take a look?


Barbie with your hair so bright

Come and light up my night.

In your playhouse we will stay,

In your dream car we will play.

Barbie, Barbie go say no

To that stuck up Ken.

Then you come away with me

Your handsome lover GI Joe.

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Lately I've noticed a change

In the girl I've known so long.

What have I done?

What could be wrong?

She no longer wants to go shopping

In restaurants no more table hopping.

She's usually so social and bright

But nowadays we always fight.

I brought her a car,

Babysitted her sister

When she hung with her friends

I always missed her.

My girl always knows what's the latest trend

Her fashion sense does not reach an end.

But lately she's been coming home

Wearing men's jackets that are not my own.

It's a military camo, in a pretty shabby state

Why would I wear something that's so low-rate?

I try to convince myself my memory's flawed

But when would I make such a fashion faux pas?

I search for a label

Hoping to see "Kenneth Woodstable"

And I am put to shame

"GI Joseph Raine"

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Ken is so loyal,

Safe as can be

He's never once caused a trouble for me

But sometimes I get tired

Of that clean shaven face,

I need excitement and danger

To make my heart race.


Barbie and Joe? Scandalous, I know.

What do you think? Let me know. ;)

Also, should I put them into multiple chapeters?